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Clips from The Simpsons - 500 Keys (S22E22)

"$1.85. If you want"
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"that little plastic ring around it,"
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"now that's gonna cost you another seven cents."
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"Keep the change."
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"Yes, ma'am!"
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"How did this bookshelf get here so fast?"
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"What do you think of that, Nancy Drew?"
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"Geez, they're dropping like flies."
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"I'm so sick of keys."
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"They've brought nothing but good luck since I got them."
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"Brandine, I think we finally gots us something"
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"to cut off that umbrilical cord."
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"Well, then you got one more mouth to feed."
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"Y'all want some chocolate milk?"
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"Yes, Mama."
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"You got it, Embry-Joe."
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"Mmm!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Chief Wiggum, stop that train!"
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"Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction."
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"Oh, not through my legs."
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"Oh, that's really rubbin' it in."
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"Ah. Maybe if I use a pen."
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"Aw, geez, here comes that girl I always liked in high school."
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"Clancy, is that you?"
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"Oh, uh, hey, Maryann!"
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"Skinner's involved in this, deep."
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"Crazy classroom, bus full of missing kids..."
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"I know who'd have some answers."
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"Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count."
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"Which I guess is why I keep getting held back."
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"You know anything about"
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"Bus 23?"
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"Whoa, Goldilocks!"
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"You best be leaving those bowls of porridge alone."
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"There's only one bed that's just right for me,"
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"the bed with the truth in it."
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"Which is probably the third one."
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"All right, I'll tell you."
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"I'll tell you about Bus 23."
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"It was a cold winter-- two-vest cold."
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"A bus was loaded with kids for a field trip."
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"I was gonna shake 'em down for field trip money,"
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"but what I heard shook me worse than my dad when I was a baby."
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"Sir, this bus is too heavy"
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"to cross the ice bridge."
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"They'll have to take a more circuitous route."
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"There's no time to be safe!"
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"Now bang the side of that bus!"
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"Bang it twice!"
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"So the answer to our mystery lies on"
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"the other side of that ice bridge."
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"But it's summertime."
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"The ice bridge will be a water nothing."
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"Hey, kids! If I tossed you guys"
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"a bucket full of something,"
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"Don't drink it!"
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"Go down!"
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"Dad, stop!"
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"But, oh, there's so many buttons!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Bart, take the controls!"
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"What video game is this like?"
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"Blimp Assassin 3."
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"For Wii or Xbox? Xbox."
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"Original or 360?"
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"Fly the blimp, you spoiled kid!"
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"I'll save you, honey!"
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"Boy, stomp on my head!"
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"You're a real jerk...!"
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"Why you undead little...!"
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"That's not a real arm, it's plastic."
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"That doesn't mean you're any better than him, young lady."
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"He could be a war hero."
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"No, I mean they're mannequins."
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"Oh, there's nothing I can do to save my sister,"
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"the blimp or this airship."
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"It's all pooted out."
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"It's worse than you think."
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"But why?"
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"I can tell you why."
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"Otto?"
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"Are you the one who left the message on the blackboard?"
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"Yeah, it was me."
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"I was the bus driver when those sweet young angels"
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"were swallowed up by the river."
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"Now I'm gonna join them!"
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"Otto, they're just mannequins!"
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"Then... I'm not responsible for a horrible tragedy."
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"And I didn't do anything wrong by fleeing the scene"
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"and not reporting it and killing that hobo with the big mouth."
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"I might have imagined that last part."
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"Skinner! When I say "Drive us to Bolivia,""
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"that is your cue to start the damn car!"
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"I can't find the key!"
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"Looking for something?"
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"Yes, my car key."
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"He's got your key, Seymour."
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"I suppose you'll want to know why this all happened."
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"Picture what I'm describing in your minds."
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"to improve the school."
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"Unfortunately, I cashed it,"
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"and the money was in my pants when Mother did the laundry."
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"But these pants were good for another day."
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"That's not your decision."
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"I'm the boss of my own laundry."
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"we built the phony schoolrooms that you saw."
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"the class with mannequins and take a few pictures."
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"Yes, except for one small glitch:"
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"we could only afford to rent the mannequins."
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"If we didn't get them back by 5:00,"
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"we'd be charged for the extra day."
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"And they didn't prorate."
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"Otto, maybe it was wrong of us to let you think"
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"you killed 24 children. Who can say?"
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"Well, there's two things you didn't count on:"
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"my dad getting a giant wedding cake"
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"and my sister locking herself in the car."
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"We planned for the wedding cake,"
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"we just didn't see the baby thing coming."
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