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Clips from Axe Cop - No More Bad Guys (S01E01)

"Check this out."
Axe Cop
"- Amazing, right? - I wasn't looking."
Axe Cop
"I was updating the list of all bad guys on earth,"
Axe Cop
"Oh no."
Axe Cop
"Now we'll be out of work."
Axe Cop
"He lets me call him Thomas."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop - 01x07 No More Bad Guys"
Axe Cop
"This ain't a job for normal cops."
Axe Cop
"I'm going to call you Dinosaur Soldier."
Axe Cop
"- (grunts) - No no, whoa, no no!"
Axe Cop
"No! Uni-baby!"
Axe Cop
"I did it."
Axe Cop
"(crying)"
Axe Cop
"Uh-oh, where's her horn?"
Axe Cop
"Oh man. Anita's gonna kill me."
Axe Cop
"It was just her baby horn and it fell out."
Axe Cop
"Or the truth... is..."
Axe Cop
"- you're going to come home as. - You noticed that, huh?"
Axe Cop
"All right, here you go. Two bananas."
Axe Cop
"And where'd they come from? Apple Planet. Boo-yah."
Axe Cop
"(shouts)"
Axe Cop
"Working at a fruit stand now, eh?"
Axe Cop
"Yeah. Axe Cop killed all the bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Uh, hey, bro."
Axe Cop
"at the Mexican supermarket with me?"
Axe Cop
"Mm, no."
Axe Cop
"I knew it."
Axe Cop
"Well,"
Axe Cop
"I guess you're right. And truth be told,"
Axe Cop
"I do like kissing an avocado way more than I like kissing a dinosaur."
Axe Cop
"I... was right."
Axe Cop
"Baby Man."
Axe Cop
"What are you talking about, Axe Cop?"
Axe Cop
"I got a better night mission for you."
Axe Cop
"Smells like baby powder."
Axe Cop
"(grunts)"
Axe Cop
"(mutters)"
Axe Cop
"Bringing a certain kind of sweet justice"
Axe Cop
"Like an axe rattle that a baby would have."
Axe Cop
"when I finally heard you were having tryouts."
Axe Cop
"I waited in line all month"
Axe Cop
"Babies are dumb. Next!"
Axe Cop
"You ever listen to Rockin' Robin on w.A.X.E. Radio?"
Axe Cop
"♪ You say we'll never part... ♪ (muffled shouting)"
Axe Cop
"♪ our life's complete ♪ (muffled shouting)"
Axe Cop
"♪ those are all the 16 reasons ♪"
Axe Cop
"I want to hear you say baby's on the team."
Axe Cop
"Baby made it. Baby Man made it on the team."
Axe Cop
"Say it. I want to hear you say it."
Axe Cop
"- That tryout was gross. - What? No no no no no."
Axe Cop
"Kill him."
Axe Cop
"You didn't even say "uno," Avocado Soldier."
Axe Cop
"- Yes, he is. - Wait, what?"
Axe Cop
"Shh."
Axe Cop
"How are you alive?"
Axe Cop
"- Don't kill him. - Why? Do you want to do it?"
Axe Cop
"He's just a dumb guy."
Axe Cop
"compared to the power of the human spirit."
Axe Cop
"Hey, look at that. Little Baby Man's a genius."
Axe Cop
"You know, it's not black and white with aliens."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, hold up. Umm, real quick. Just a little favor."
Axe Cop
"And I gotta go to the bathroom. Next stop, El Bano."
Axe Cop
"Anita says I need to spend more time with Uni-baby."
Axe Cop
"And there is only one bad guy left to kill."
Axe Cop
"Last night, when I killed 7,000 bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, what are we gonna do for money?"
Axe Cop
"Guys, we could get jobs at Tom's Fruit Stand."
Axe Cop
"I'm best friends with Tom, the owner."
Axe Cop
"- (phone rings) - Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"This is the chief of the normal police. We need your help."
Axe Cop
"There's a giant robot destroying the city."
Axe Cop
"This giant robot wouldn't happen to be named Psydrozon, would it?"
Axe Cop
"The cop found the perfect axe."
Axe Cop
"AXE COP: There he is."
Axe Cop
"(grunts)"
Axe Cop
"We're getting out of here!"
Axe Cop
"I'll chop your evil dinosaur heads off!"
Axe Cop
"(grunting)"
Axe Cop
"Oh no! I got dinosaur blood on me."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop! The laser."
Axe Cop
"I killed everyone on the bad guy list."
Axe Cop
"Uni-baby, you're alive."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, you gotta help me look for Uni-baby's horn."
Axe Cop
"We need to see if this thing can do stunts."
Axe Cop
"Look, roundhouse."
Axe Cop
"I wish to be a bad guy."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, Uni-baby, how was your day together..."
Axe Cop
"Oh my gosh. Where's her horn?!"
Axe Cop
"Uh, where's her horn?"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot and it fell off."
Axe Cop
"I... looked for the horn, and I just couldn't find it."
Axe Cop
"And I can't always be worried if or... what"
Axe Cop
"I can't do this anymore, Dinosaur Soldier."
Axe Cop
"You don't have to."
Axe Cop
"We killed all the bad guys. It's over."
Axe Cop
"We start our new jobs in the morning. A whole new life starts tomorrow."
Axe Cop
"Yo, dudes. Who's hungry for apples, because here's a bunch of them."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, can you help us out with some of these customers?"
Axe Cop
"Nope, I'm looking through a book about gorillas."
Axe Cop
"I bet they can punch really hard."
Axe Cop
"Perfect."
Axe Cop
"I thought I'd miss killing bad guys, but selling fruit,"
Axe Cop
"it's pretty cool."
Axe Cop
"I'm going to call you Avocado Soldier now."
Axe Cop
"Yeah, what's the deal here?"
Axe Cop
"Why am I the only one that turns into stuff?"
Axe Cop
"You're not. Look, I'm Axe Cop with lemon."
Axe Cop
"Hey, Axe Cop with lemon. How much for a coconut?"
Axe Cop
"Hey, Baby Man. (laughs) How's tricks?"
Axe Cop
"Oh, did he? (chuckles evilly)"
Axe Cop
"All right. I'll see you later."
Axe Cop
"- That guy is creepy. - Yeah, no kidding, buddy."
Axe Cop
"Next."
Axe Cop
"but nothing's gonna change."
Axe Cop
"There are no more bad guys on earth."
Axe Cop
"You'll get used to life in the slow lane."
Axe Cop
"You want to grab a mega-gulp and ride the choo-choo train"
Axe Cop
"Suit yourself, amigo. (imitates train)"
Axe Cop
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