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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"...got any she-johns lined up for tonight?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What about you, Assapopuslus?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l've got the herpes so...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Any of yous guys want a blowjob?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l do."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Okay, then. l better go put that penis in my mouth."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You're all afraid of the Man-whore Killer."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You really should find a better hiding place."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, you haven't heard."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very happy that Scotland Yard..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thank you very much."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The Russsian women are a little freaky down below."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...put a clothespin on your nose."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'll keep that in mind."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Wish me luck."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What do you know about it?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You're probably wondering why l'm wearing this veil."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l wasn't, but if you wanna talk about it, cool."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l grew up in Chernobyl."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lnstead of a nose, l was born with an appendage on my face."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"A male appendage."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l have always been a little self-conciouss about it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, you shouldn't. l mean...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l like you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, l'll see if the penis knows any."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The guy playing the piano."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The band has started. Aren't we lucky?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l like it, but l think it makes me sneeze."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, Jesus, l'm sorry."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"How long are you going to be staying in Holland?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ls there someone waiting for you back home?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She's here in Amsterdam?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's my wife."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Kate, this is my new friend, Eva."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She passed away a couple of years ago..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...and this is all l have left of her and l...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Nice to meet you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She was very lucky to have someone so devoted to her."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, can l see you when you get off work?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, you know, l'd really love to, but l'm going to be so tired."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Excuse us, coming through."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What are they doing in there, anyway?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"They're making a movie."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Cool. What kind of movie?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l better get to work. -Okay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ln there? You work in there?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Yeah. Well-- -Hi, Eva. Great work yesterday."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Thank you. -Eva. Eva. Listen..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...we really need you on the set. All the guys are waiting."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Bye, Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'll put your name on the list."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, whoa, whoa."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Back of the line, buddy."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Trust me, she's worth the wait."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's a closed set, you can't come in."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Get off her, you little freak!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Eva, you don't have to do this."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, l agreed to one midget, not two!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Eva, you don't have to do this."
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"Do what?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-This. -What?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You painted that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Stoner Steve here! Who wants to get high? Stoner Steve!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-T.J., is that you? -Quiet, you dumb prosti-dude."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l've went out with every girl on that list in Holland."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Find the rest of those bitches. -Those women live in other countries."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Goddamn, white boy! Pack up that snatch-pole and go find the real killer!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"T.J., there you are."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm in blackface."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-You look the same. -What you trying to say?"
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"-We all look alike? -No, that's not it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You're such a racist. l got half a mind to stop helping you save me."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Come on. Jeez, let's go."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Still. l'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, your mama is in here."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's okay. l know what l'm talking about."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lf you're going to stick two in there, you're gonna need a lot of lubricant."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l know what l'm talking about, huh?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Okay, l gotta go now, Ma."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, this thing is locked."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"He was the first guy to keep from shooting his load..."
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"...by thinking about sports."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Froze to death sixty-nining a moose."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The only thing left of him is this stick..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now, this brother here, Kunta Kuntlicker."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"He's the Jackie Robinson of ass-eating."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The first man-ho in space. They were studying..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...the effects of zero gravity on the reach-around."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey. Wait a minute. Hey, check this out."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's the blond lady with the leopard coat. This must be the killer."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"So, what are you going to wear to the Man-whore Awards?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-You left the trophy case open again. -Whoa, papa, that wasn't me."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l gotta fart. -You gotta what?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l gotta fart. -Well, hold it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l think the building is squeaking."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Maybe it's a bird."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Go. -Bigalow!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Security! Stop them!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Somebody smoked a he-bitch!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Enzo? He kill Enzo. -No, no, l didn't do it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Anybody got some antibacterial gel? l got burnt dick on my hand."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l'm in the shower. -T.J.'s been arrested."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l can't hear you! l'll be out in a minute!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...murdered famed gigolo Enzo Giarraputo."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What's the matter? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Like what?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"No. We're completely alone."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Would you like some cheese?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Why are you so jumpy?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Why don't you pour us a drink."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Deuce. You're scaring me."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Eva."
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"Oh, Deuce."
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"Deuce?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l know who the killer is."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's Eva."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You mean my niece Eva?"
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