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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"l know it sounds crazy..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Shimmer Lavender Love number 66, at your house."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Sure. Or maybe the Hamburglar did it and escaped with the Great Pumpkin."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...to be out-thunk by a civilian like myself."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"But we have to put our egos aside right now..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...and do what's best for Eva."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You're absolutely right."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You know, the only thing l can't think of is motive."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...to smoke hash, to fornicate with Venezuselan hookers..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...or to defecate on our historic cobblestone streets."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, how do you know he's a tourist? l mean, he could be a local."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Where is Eva now?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She doesn't seem that dangerous."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-That poor guy. -What a dipshit."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men of Europe can breathe easy..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...safe in the knowledge that all of the continent's finest gigolos..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"In this car, we have Assapopulus and his date for the evening."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Damn it. -His mother."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She's the woman that made me start into prostitustion..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...made me go into prostitustion. l wanted to become a doctor, but...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Uncle, you home?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What a beautiful couple, mother and man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Please welcome your host for this evening. Johnny Vaughan."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Oh, my God. -Yes."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Don't you see what's happening to our country?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"But it's murder."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"During the final number, when these man-whores are gathered on-stage..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Bye-bye, gigolos."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime on your good friend Deuce Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l won't let you!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...it's as simple as touching this doorknob."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Where's Eva? -Eva's gone to the Man-whore Awards."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l'm going there too. -l'm coming with you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Yes. Yes, you should be there too."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ln Thailand, l got a job in a carnival sideshow, eating broken glass."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"We did six shows a day. That's a lot of broken glass."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And it's all collected in the lining of my anus."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"My ass is like one big, nasty cheese grater."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Deuce! Right here!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Hey, Eva's right behind us. -Deuce, stop!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-He's the killer! -What?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l'm with the dealer? -He's the Man-whore Killer!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"My uncle is the killer!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh! l'm with the.. You're the k.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She says that l am the killer, you stupido."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"But why? What did man-whores ever do to you?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What did they do to me?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"All my life l dreamed of being one thing: a gigolo."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Yes, me. Gaspar Voorsboch."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"It was my first semester at Man-whore University."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now, today, class..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...we shall learn how to give a lady a proper Portusguese Breakfast."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You take an egg and you crack it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now, this is a good chance to sweet-talk the client."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-And? -And we pour that in there."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Beautiful. Very nice, now. And.. -And don't forget the Canadian bacon."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Canadian bacon. l was getting to that."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-What are you doing? -lt's a penis enlarger."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Just a few pumps and it gets your thing bigger."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You mind if l give myself a few pumps?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Elsa? -Gaspar?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And tonight l will get my revenge."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Leave it!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Are you okay? -Stop! Stop!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Police business."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Come on, we gotta stop him."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Before we present the award for Man-whore of the Year..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...this bracelet."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Holy mother of God. That's not a bracelet, boy."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That is a device that your daddy has to wear on his he.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"His he.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Happy birthday, son, you got a bracelet."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Let's go. Come on."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now the award you've all been waiting for:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Listen. Go get help. l'll get all the gigolos off the stage."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Excuse me."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Get the hell out of here, Douche, before l have you thrown out."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-There's a bomb on the stage! -You idiot."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm the Man-whore Killer. This is a bomb!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You'll die with the rest of them, Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar. Because you can please a woman."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Those gigolos don't know what they're talking about."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Do you really think all a woman wants..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...is some guy to give her a Mud Pretzel..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Yes, they do, liar. -No, they don't."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Or at least pretend to. -Yes."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"When she's hurting..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...ask her how she feels."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l've never had any complaint from any of those freaks!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...or have a gigantic schlong like Heinz Hummer."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What are you doing?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"We will die together, man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"My penis exploded."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Okay, that's a tough one. l'll give you that."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Gaspar!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Are you okay?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's the grossest thing l've ever seen."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-ln the car. -Put your head down."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'll be seeing you again, man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This belongs to you too."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You gonna eat that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"So l guess this means you're a real gigolo now."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l don't want you to treat me differently."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"How much would you charge me for a kiss?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Not if you don't wanna talk about it. -Well, turns out l'm not that attractive."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Don't tell nobody l'm not gay. Look at it:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"T.J., the gay man's pimp."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Let's get chicken and waffles. My treat."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"So the first thing a brother wants out of prison is chicken and waffles?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That is four years of research."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Something seems to be going wrong. l'm not sure what's happening."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l gotcha! l got..!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, everybody. l'm home."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The prototype's almost working."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Oh, that's crazy. l can't. -Look."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, sorry. Sorry."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Can l borrow it? -Give me that."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Are you sure? -Yeah."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You like that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Come, let me show you my float-crib."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
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