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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"Thank you for last night."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"A technological breakthrough which might just save a life or two."
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"-What's it for? -A device to prevent..."
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"-That's whales to you and me. -Cetaceans, hush?"
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"Didn't realize there was meat sauce on the lettuce."
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"-Come on, l got it. -Hey, you little bastards."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"All it needs is a few minor adjustments."
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"-Hello? -Deucey, Deucey, Deucey."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You wouldn't believe this."
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"Why don't you come and let your friend T.J. show you a good time."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Police have just released a sketch of a man wanted for questioning."
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"-She'll be fine, sir. -All right."
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"All rows now boarding for Amsterdam."
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"Okay."
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"Come on. This is Mexico."
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"They know what they're doing."
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"Did l get it?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l wonder if they know their curtains are open."
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"Oh, man."
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"Man, get on over here."
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"-Look at this boat. -Check this out."
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"This is where l live. This is my home."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l don't want nobody pissing on my toilet seat."
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"T.J., l think you got a bad leak here."
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"Deucey."
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"Hey, Lil' Kim, what's up?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l no more man-whore. Too much danger."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"My he-bitches got too scared to go to work."
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"What kind of world do we live in..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...where the streets ain't safe for male prostitustes?"
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"-Yeah. -No."
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"Let me break it down for you. You're in Amsterdam."
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"That's where you is now."
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"Put that away. Cops. Cops!"
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"Hold it right there."
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"Sometimes you're really funny, T.J."
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"Nobody pays for that shit anymore."
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"Man, if l had a he-bitch like Heinz Husmmer..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...put me back in the game."
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"-ls he that good? -''ls he that good?''"
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"No, l don't want Heinz's wang! l want him as a client."
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"Talking about me wanting Heinz's big juicy wang."
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"-What is this? -Spacecake."
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"Come on in here."
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"Yes, you."
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"-Maybe you can help me. -Really?"
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"l don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted."
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"-You do? -l want a man who's unemployed."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...and visiting different porn sites..."
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"What'd l tell you about making me look gay?"
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"Bitches out here act like they never seen a pimp before."
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"Hey. Do you know who l am?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...that will make you scream all night. Okay?"
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"But not now because l'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch."
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"Hey, Heinz, wake up, check this out."
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"l couldn't just leave him there."
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"Oh, shit. Heinz ain't passed out. Heinz is dead."
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"l'm telling you, Heinz is dead. See for yourself."
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"Maybe he's just a heavy sleeper."
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"The Man-whore Killer did this?"
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"You think the police gonna believe a black pimp..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...for the record, under T.J.'s management..."
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"...this would have never happened."
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"No wonder Delisha never came back."
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"That shit's the real Loch Ness monster."
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"Wait a minute. That didn't sound right."
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"-Perv! -Give me them damn cameras."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...attempting to dispose of his latest victim."
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"...has been identified as Tiberius Jefferson Hicks."
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"But your friend is obviously a killer."
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"lf he isn't a murderer..."
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"...then what was he doing checking out a dead man's penis?"
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"He heard it was big and jusicy..."
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"A lot of guys do that."
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"Musical-theater-gay."
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"A woman..."
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"...in a leopard coat."
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"Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp whether you help me or not."
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"Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that."
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"You do know the Dustch started the slave trade."
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"...l think l saw the real killer."
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"We gonna use your white ass as bait."
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"Bait? Look, l'm not man-whoring."
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"Sorry l called her friends in the middle of the night..."
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"They'll be looking for me."
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"That? That's Rodrigo. He's from Spain."
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"His nutsack is insured for a million dollars."
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"Who's the blond guy?"
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"...as he was for a Turkish Snow Cone."
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"Until this insane killer is apprehended..."
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"...the union is going to institute a new security measure."
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"This ring locks snugly over your va-guy-na..."
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"There are rings of all sizes available, smaller for our Asian members."
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"l joined this union some 20-odd years ago for two reasons:"
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"To have intercourse in exchange for cash..."
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"...that we were to stop having intercourse with underage girls..."
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"...this union told we man-whores..."
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"But now, sir, for what am l to tell my 8-year-old boy..."
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"''Daddy. Daddy."
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"Deucey, yos can do this."
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"-...to this year's Man-whore Awards. -How's it going?"
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"Now, l'm convinced that the real killer..."
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"Did you not just see me get thrown through a window?"
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"Awesome!"
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"Please be quiet. l went through a great deal of trouble to get this."
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"-Sorry. -Now, if you want to compete..."
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"Do you want me to try?"
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"Man-whore down."
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"Get the list. lt's in his pants."
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"Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's pants..."
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"''Dutch Bride.''"
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"Come, come."
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"You like them big hairy balls, don't you?"
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"No unloading pot in the red zone."
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"Write him up."
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"lnspector. l got these lipticks from Marlene Alsmere."
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"Shimmer Lavender Love number 66. Discontinued in 1984."
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"Sir, l have a list of the women who went out with the murdered gigolos."
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"-...and tell me where T.J.'s hiding? -T.J.'s innocent."
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