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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"l'm ashamed to say l stood down!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And then three months later..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...that we were to begin washing our private areas between customers."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And once again, l'm ashamed to report to you gentlemen..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...l stood down!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...when he comes to me and he says:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?''"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"How am l to tell him, sir?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Due to high demand..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...each member will be only allowed two tickets..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm Deuce Bigalow. l'm a gigolo from America."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...we can find out who the real killer is."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"How come you didn't tell them l wasn't gay?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-What do we do now? -T.J. has an old friend..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...who just might be able to help us. Come on. Watch your step."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Right this way, please."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's been a long time."
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"lt's got all the clients that went out with the dead gigolos."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...with the European man-whores..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...you need to learn how to really please a woman."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-l should write some of this down. -Go ahead."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You must be able to pleasure a woman with.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"With your.."
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"All right."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Women really like that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"All right. l think l got it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...without setting off the faggot alarm?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Marlene Alsmere. She went out with Diego and Heinz."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What am l gonna do if she tries to kill me?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Distract her with your magic she-nis, l'll look for evidence."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The lipstick and the leopard coat."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"All right. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Cute kids. Are they yours?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Those pictures, they come with the frames. l'm unable to have children."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm so sorry. That must be very hard for you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That big ho got food everywhere."
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"Don't you wanna talk a little more? You seem very interesting."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Baby walk to Mommy."
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"Good baby."
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"Come to Mommy."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Baby hungry? Want booby?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Baby never eat again."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hold it!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hold it right there. ls this truck full of marijuana?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ls this truck full of marijuana? Can't you read the sign?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-But, sir, it's my daughter's birthday. -lnspector."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"She's turning 13. We need all this pot for the party."
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"She was a customer of Heinz. She's big and strong."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"But.... But...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Will you stop doing that? -Will you stop playing these games..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, don't make me laugh. ''T.J.'s innocent.''"
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"That's very nice. Thanks."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Let me-- Let me help you with that. -Thank you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Promise you won't laugh?"
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"l promise."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l have obsessive compulsive disorder."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l can't touch doorknobs, l snap my fingers when l see a bus."
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"l've heard of that. That's not so bad."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm sorry. Bells make me do that."
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"lt got me kicked out of school."
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"lt's okay. Everyone's got a few weird habits."
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"Actually, l've got about 130."
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"So you're above average."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm Eva."
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"-How did you know? -lt's, like, my top-five favorite fish."
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"They have one here at the aquarium."
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"Thank you."
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"Excusse me, but in America they don't allow smoking in aquariums."
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"Well, in Europe, we don't unilaterally attack a country just to steal their oil."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"''What?'' Did l offend you? Are you going to shock and awe me?"
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"Take wine away from my children?"
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"-So they say. -lt could kill every fish in that tank."
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"Poor little fishy."
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"You dick!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l would like to take you from behind."
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"My penis is uncircumcised."
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"lt's like a torpedo."
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"Fuck off, you Yank!"
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"Then l go back to art school in Brussels."
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"Well, yeah."
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"Before l can go on a date l have to collect five different colored tulips..."
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"...eat two herring and drink a beer from a wooden shoe."
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"The accordion player?"
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"Hey, guys. l need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You don't have to walk me any further. l just work over there."
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"-l don't mind. -l'm kind of embarrased of my job."
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"lt's Bigalow."
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"Well, l was getting $ 10."
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"Sure l know. lt's when she says:"
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"''Please stop. lt's okay. You tried."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l bet he doesn't even know how to give a Sneaky Castro."
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"lt's when you stick it in their...."
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"lt's pretty convenient, your friend killing off all the competition."
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"Small-Below."
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"This is the woman that went out with Heinz..."
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"Don't worry about it, Sherlock Ho. l ain't gonna let you out of my sight."
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"Hi, you must be Lily. l'm Deuce."
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"Nice to meet you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's makes my esophageal lining swell up..."
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"...and could block my throat-hole."
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"Yeah."
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"l only lasted a week. They were jealous of me."
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"l bet you're glad he's dead."
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"Heinz was the most gentle man l ever knew."
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"l miss him and his mangina."
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"l can't take it anymore."
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"lf l don't find another one pretty soon, l'm gonna lose my house."
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"-Relax. Have some wine. -Thanks."
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"l don't normally drink red wine so...."
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"l have hiccups."
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"Deuce, l can't thank you enough."
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"lt's good for you, it's good for them. l'm just glad it worked out."
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"-l better get to work. -l'll be hearing from you."
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"Okay."
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"The white zone.."
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"l am here for my 12:30 ass-hair bleaching."
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"Gwyneth."
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"Good choice."
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"l got a real Janeane Garofalo situation back there, so go for it."
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