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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"You--? You want me to...?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And went to a community college."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l am, and l did."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ls thinking about him in his tighty whities..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...and taking the free tour with no intention of ever joining."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Kiss my chest. -Okay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Harder!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Bite me! -You sure?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Get off of my titty, you doped-up cracker!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J. l must have gotten a contact buzz."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Not ten minutes go by and you got your mouth..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...all over my breasteses."
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"My nipple's ruined!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"There go one of my ho's."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The old guy in the walker's one of your ho's?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Yeah. Why ain't his ancient ass out there making me my money?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Kaiser! Get your old ass back in the booth!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l raise my hand, they look at it like it's a goddamn croissant. Then:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Feel my pimp hand."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Where's the boat?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Wait a second. Do l know you?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"''New-jizz-fizz..."
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"...ver-bur-ger-king....''?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Heinz."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l gotcha."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What's this?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Europe just got a little better."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Damn. That old Kaiser's got legs."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-What's he doing here? -l found him passed out in the alley."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l put in a good word for you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thanks, Deucey. Much appreciated."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l knew you'd come around."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"No. He can't be."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Watch this."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l can't believe you brought a dead man-whore in my home."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-What were you thinking? -l didn't know you could die from pot."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This is no pot-related fatality. This is no ganja accident."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This man was murdered."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-We gotta call the police. -No, no, no! Hey, hey!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...had nothing to do with a dead prosti-dude in his crib?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Before l toss your dumb ass in the canal, l just wanna say..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l just gotta see what all the fuss was about."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Goddamn!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Look where his hand is. -What the shit is this?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l ain't gay! l was only looking down his pants..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Where is he?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"We now interrupt Naked Seinfeld for this special report."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The suspected Man-whore Killer..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...has been spotted on the Prinsengracht Canal..."
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"-...and extremely.... -Hold it!"
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"-Where is he? -l don't know."
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"-Where is he? -l swear l don't know."
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"Your loyalty is impressive, sir."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You've once been arrested for man-whoring, were you not?"
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"Look, l wasn't really man-whoring"
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"Please, Mr. Bigalow. l've heard this a thoussand times."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You were cold, you were frightened."
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"He took you under his arm and fed you."
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"He made you feel sexy."
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"He told you how to hide money in every orifice."
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"T.J.'s not a killer."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...and wanted to see for himself."
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"T.J.'s gay."
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"-Really? -Not normal-gay, but, you know..."
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"...crazy-gay, you know?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ls that why he puts lipstick..."
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"...on all his victims?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And l saw someone."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"People see a lot of crazy things when they're high on spacecake."
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"There's drugs in spacecake?"
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"-T.J., thank God you're here. -How'd you find me?"
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"lt's the only chicken and waffle place in Holland."
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"So a black man's gotta be at a chicken and waffles place?"
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"-lt's a nice place. -Did you know Holland invented..."
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"-...chicken and waffles? -Really?"
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"But they were the first to put them together."
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"Those motherfuckers!"
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"Look, we're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone."
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"l don't give a damn about that. lt's the ''extremely gay'' part."
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"lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome me home with open arms."
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"But a gay pimp?"
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"-Like, where l'm going? Vermont? -Look, T.J..."
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"lt was a woman."
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"Some she-john went on a he-bitch killing spree..."
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"All we do is find the she-johns that went out with the dead gigolos."
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"-One of them is our killer. -Make sense."
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"-You gotta get back on the horse. -Horse? What horse?"
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"We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle."
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"Twat-sicle? Gross! No."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Tell her l'm sorry l was a disappointment to her."
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"...when l was pleasuring myself."
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"And tell her she don't have to worry anymore about her baby."
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"Even if l wanted to, how are we gonna find a dead gigolo's customers?"
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"Meeting of the Royal Order of European Man-whores..."
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"...is now in session."
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"These are the highest paid he-bitches in Europe."
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"That? That's Enzo. He's ltalian."
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"He can actually kiss you with his butthole."
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"l'd like to say a few words about our fallen comrade, Heinz Hummer."
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"Chadsworth Buckingham. Comes from a long line of ho's."
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"His great-great-great grandmother gave Henry Vlll crabs."
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"But l know Heinz would like to be remembered for most..."
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"-...was being a male prostitute. -Hear, hear."
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"He was also a suspercilious cunt."
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"-Who's that guy? -Gian-Carlo. Silverback he-bitch."
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"Heinz Hummer was undercustting all of us."
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"-What? -Yes."
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"-What? -Oh, yes."
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"He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer..."
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"...as he was for a Portusguese Breakfast."
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"Thank you, Gian-Carlo, for those kind words."
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"...and then communicates directly with a global satellite system."
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"Y'all know me."
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"My name is McManus."
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"...and two, to protect me rights as a man-whore."
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"But..."
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"...three years ago..."
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"...when this usnion told we man-whores..."
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"...l strongly disagreed."
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"But l did not stand up."
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