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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"His he.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You have to get off the stage now or you'll all be killed!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Everybody out! Everybody get out!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You gotta get out of here!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Those gigolos robbed me of my manhood."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l was never able to satisfy a woman. l'll see to it that they won't either."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...or Turkish Snow Cone or an lrish Facial?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This guy knows his shit."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Anyone else?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"But having a penis is way overrated. Trust me."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And l've seen some pretty gross things."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-ln the car. -Put your head down."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thanks. l'm..That's very...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, the first one's always free."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Deuce! -What?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Deucey!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Did anybody hurt you in there?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-...but people still think you're gay. -Hey, hey, hey."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l mean, l'm gonna corner the market. Check out my new bitches."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Hello, darling. -Hi, sweetie."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Love you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Oh, come on. -Get your she-cocks back to work."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thank you for last night."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thank you for last night."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Shit."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Today, these visusally-impaired senior citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"To swim with dolphins."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, check this out."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...the beaching of cetaceans."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's a pretty big word for a man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm not a man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm a fish enthussiast."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l stopped man-whoring when l met my wife."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"My mom said your wife got eaten on your honeymoon..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...becausse yos tried to feed the sharks."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You tell your mom l was trying to feed the turtles."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Whatever. l bet that thing doesn't even work, you stupid he-bitch."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Give that back! That's not a toy!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's the one. That's your grandma."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Give me..! Come on! Give me..!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where three blind swimmers are missing."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"I hope that man rots in hell!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"It was some weird guy. He tried to touch my ball.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"It's your old buddy T.J. here."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-T.J.? -I'm in Amsterdam."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Man, you'd love it here. lt's like Disneyland for college students."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt ain't like you got something better to do over there."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Amsterdam is so far away."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Witnesses report he is goofy-looking and probably a virgin."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"On the other hand, far away could be good."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Excusse me. l think there's been a mix-up."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's okay. l always wondered what it felt like to be a white woman."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hold on."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, how many people get to do this on their honeymoon?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You're sure it's safe to feed the turtles?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You have nothing to worry about. l'm a fish expert, remember?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What is that over there?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, that's just some kid with a fin on his back, trying to scare us."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Do you think the hotel would let us swim if there were sharks?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Fuck you, American, you imperialist bastard!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l love America. l love President Bush."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thank you for bringing democracy to lraq."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, hello. Sir."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-ls this okay? -You did miss a spot."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Put some elbow in it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What's with all these red lights?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Ahoy there!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Big Deuscey in Amsterdam."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Deucey."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l couldn't be happier for you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Okay. -Looking like money."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm telling you, you gonna have a good time, man, hush?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, it ain't much, but it's home."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's nice. l like what you've done with it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now, if you gotta use the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What do you think of the float-crib? You feeling it?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"No, no, no. lt's just high tide."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Yeah. l brought Kate."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l really wanna show her a good time, you know?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Keeping that leg is kind of creepy."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Listen up, Lil' Kim."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"When your little bony ass had SARS, who got you out of quarantine?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Go make me some money. -No way!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"So l thought l'd come over here and make a killing."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-...is a floating man-ho. -Makes sense."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Then all these man-whore murders started."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Enjoy. -Hashish?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l thought this was a coffee shop."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lf you want marijusana, ganji or some freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Have a good evening, hush?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, don't worry about it, Deucey. This is Amsterdam."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's perfectly legal over here. You want a hit?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"No. l'm not smoking nothing."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Deucey don't smoke. -Suit yousrself."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, well, well, if it ain't Heinz Hummer..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...the gigolo with the most below."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-He's a gigolo from America. -Hi."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"How much you getting for a Filthy Ramirez these days?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l could get you more."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"See you around, T.J."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You wanna win the Golden Boner?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l can't believe prostitution's legal here."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, yeah, it's big bussiness. They got a union, dental plan."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"They don't call him ''Lord of the Wangs'' for nothing."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Man, what l wouldn't give...."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"For Heinz's wang?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, man, keep your voice down."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"People would think l'm gay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Now, a pimp's only got one thing in this world:"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"His reputation."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Here you are, gentlemen. Fresh today."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Why do they call it that? -You know..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...it's what the astronauts eat. Like Tang."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm starving."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-lt's a little dry. -Keep eating. lt gets better."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Yous sure you don't want any? -No."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Never been high, never gonna be."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This is pretty good cake, though."
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