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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"...but why did you slap yourself like that?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l have these little rituals that l can't help doing."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l mean.... l'm Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"ls that a Sudanese Sweetlips?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The doorknob?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'll get it. Okay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Thanks. Thank you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"What?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Maybe you should check my pockets for weapons of mass destruction!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And then what is next?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The nicotine in that cigarette is poisonous."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey. Why are you with that loser?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"No head."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-You pig. -Oh, are you tired of swimming?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm staying with my uncle for the summer."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Could l take you out for coffee sometime?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, that sounds doable."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The Smelly Finger Dance."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"One cheek at a time."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm judging a sandcastle-building competition this afternoon..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...so l can't help you."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The dog ate my penis."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Bye, Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Okay, gigolo. Do you even know when a woman is having an orgasm?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"There is no such thing as an Extra Sneaky Castro."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l've got my eye on you, Small-Below."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...the night before he was murdered."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Oh, l can't have bread."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Excuse me for a second. -Sure."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l heard that Heinz Hummer had a bit of a jealous streak."
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"l'm sorry. l can see that you really liked Heinz."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Here, let me get that for you. -Thanks."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l started smoking again when l lost my job."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Well, we'll just have to find you a new one."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"The white zone is for loading and unloading of vehicles only."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"There is no parking in the white zone."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l am Rodrigo Bollas de Madera."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Okay. How blond do you wanna go?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"So, Enzo..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Liar!"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l just realized l'm gay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-No. Come on. -No, we're not."
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"-Get down! -l don't wanna die!"
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"-Rodrigo's been killed. -No."
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"Oh, my God, why? He was just having his ass hair bleached."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...has now joined the search for the gay killer, Tiberius Jefferson."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hair start in the front, don't end till it get to the back."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Gasov. You mind changing that to the weather channel?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l have been waiting for you, Mr. Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Aren't you afraid to work with the Man-whore Killer on the loose?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Apparently there's some maniac who's killing them all."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Some people say they deserve it. What do you think?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-What a pretty name. -My mother..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...she work in nuclear reactor when she was pregnant with me."
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"No shit?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"A lot of women would love to have a guy's dick on their face."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"You are sweet."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l would love to hear some Latin music."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l mean the pianist."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Damn, no lipstick."
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"-You smell nice. What is it? -lt's Old Nice."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's a knockoff of Old Spice."
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"Oh, good Lord. Now is a good time to turn."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Only until l can prove my friend T.J.'s innocent."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's kind of hard to explain."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l got her right here in my duffle bag."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Bye. -Okay."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Eva. Eva."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-All the gusys? -Yeah. l can't keep them waiting."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"This."
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"So that's what you do here."
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"Hey, little friend. l guess l owe you a big.."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, look at that."
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"Look at that, right there."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"-Why aren't you in disguise? -l'm in disguise."
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"-But you're black. -Yeah, but l'm disguised..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Hey, l'm a real good man-whore. Just go ask your mama."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"That's what your mama said after l bang her."
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"This is where man-whoring all started."
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"Deucey."
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"You idiot!"
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"-Move the curtain! -What the hell?"
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"That is not a dick in my hand."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Eva. Eva."
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"l'll get that. l was a Boy Scout for almost a week."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm lactose intolerant."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Maybe l can help you relax."
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"So l guess we're all alone, huh?"
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"Now, l don't know why...."
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"-Don't go in there. Stop! -Gaspar. Gaspar."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"lt's Eva?"
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"Exactly. Plus, l heard her whistling the same song l heard the killer whistle."
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"Like:"
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"Now, you tell me. Why would anyone but the killer..."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...be whistling that specific song? The odds would be astronomical."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"And maybe the real killer is someone..."
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"...very near and dear to her, though she doesn't realize."
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"Look, l understand this must be very difficult for you..."
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"She's clearly ill and she needs our help."
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"l mean, what could she have against man-whores?"
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"Maybe because they represent a decline of this once glorious city..."
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"...which has become a new Sodom and Gomorrah for rich college kids..."
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"They don't defecate on the streets."
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"Do you really think you need all those weapons?"
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"-You're not gonna hurt her, are you? -You can never be too careful."
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"...are right here under one roof, all asking:"
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"''Man-Whore Awards''?"
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"-l'm going to kill them all. -But why?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"...l push this little button and:"
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"lf you wanna stop me..."
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"Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J."
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"Here to perform his signature move, the Chili Rainbow..."
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"Eighteen-wheeler?"
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"l'll never forget that day. Never."
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"You mix them up."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"There we go. So there you have it."
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"Tell me. How was your Portuguese Breakfast?"
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
"l'm from Canada and l'm wasted!"
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"-Are you all right? -Yeah."
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"...let's take a moment to honor those gigolos who have recently passed."
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