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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Practice Date (S02E02)

"I mean, how clueless can you get?"
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"How did she not know this was going on?"
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"Hey. Can I help you at 11:48 p. m?"
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"Okay, here's the whole thing. Here are all my skeletons."
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"When I was 16, I had sex with a married woman."
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"Right. When I was in college,"
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"I smoked a decent amount of pot."
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"from anyone but me."
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"No, no. It's fine."
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"Yeah."
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"And look for my new CD next month, The Memories of Now."
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"So, come see me, come talk to me, come love with me,"
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"and maybe we can walk through fire together."
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"Look, Tom. I imagine you'll wanna tell everyone about this,"
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"or intimidating image around the office..."
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"Should I have?"
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"Hey."
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"Purse, and earrings, and a shoe."
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"On my list of embarrassing things that I've done in my life,"
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"You can make it up to me tonight on our second date."
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"Well, yeah. Last night was our first date."
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"So, that would make tonight our second."
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"You like dancing?"
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"I don't... I'm a... I don't like dancing."
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"just good old-fashioned showing up drunk"
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"at a guy's house late at night."
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"I have no plans to resign."
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"Hello! I drove a riding lawn mower through a Nordstrom!"
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"How?"
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"I was building houses for the underprivileged,"
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"when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil."
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"I bet cave sex is insane."
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"Because of the echoes and the humidity."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"I think it's a real shame"
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"when people focus on the tawdry details of a scandal."
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"Not whether he was high on nitrous and cocaine during the cave sex."
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"in the limousine on the way to and from the press conference"
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"where he apologized for having an affair."
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"Well, if you're squeaky clean, like I am, there's no problem."
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"Tom, you're married, and you hit on women constantly."
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"Yeah, but I've never sealed the deal. Just window-shopping."
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"Up top!"
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"I changed my name, which is legal,"
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"Are you suggesting a game?"
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"I'm in. I'm in."
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"No, seriously, I really don't wanna play."
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"No, no. Seriously, you are playing. We're gonna nail you."
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"I will play, too,"
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"if only to prove that I can find more dirt on you than you can on me."
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"I love games that turn people against each other."
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"You guys will never believe what I just found on Jerry's Facebook."
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"A friend. Burn."
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"Okay, again, I'd really rather not play."
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"Trying to see who has the least amount of dirt on them"
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"Well, he's got a couple of 359s on him. Public urination."
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"I don't like this game. I just don't like it."
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"Well, you crazy park people, I'm out of here."
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"Leslie, I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow, will be our"
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"Dave and I are going on our first date tomorrow."
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"I'm not nervous."
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"Why should I be nervous? We're just two people going on a first date."
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"There's nothing to be nervous about."
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"That was my phone."
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"Hey. Hey. Hi there."
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"for a game that we're playing."
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"Yeah. Cool."
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"And he looked up at me,"
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"Yeah, I wouldn't go with a cargo pant."
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"I don't know what that even is."
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"Or you could just come over now?"
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"I think that would be better."
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"Oh, what you doing, guys?"
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"Give up now."
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"Oh, wait, there's this."
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"This isn't even a real receipt. Just a scrap of paper."
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"What?"
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"Where'd you get that photo from?"
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"That's from Halloween, 10 years ago. I was dressed like a Jedi."
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"I'm sure that the voters would be able to tell the difference."
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"is actually his second ex-wife named Tammy?"
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"Both of them bitches."
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"Yes, my mom's name is Tammy."
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"Ta-da!"
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"Hey, while I have you, can I ask you a question?"
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"What if he asks me if I've been married?"
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"Have you? No."
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"Well, then, say that."
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"But then he'll wonder why I haven't been married."
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"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna say that I was married."
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"The real question is, should I say that I have kids."
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"Or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur enough?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay?"
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"What if he shows up with another woman?"
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"and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?"
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"Those are all insane hypotheticals."
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"And I promise you they won't happen."
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"I thought it was terrible wine."
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"Once I went out with a guy"
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"Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle,"
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"and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs."
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"Another time, I went to a really boring movie with a guy,"
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"We went out a couple times after that, but then he got weird."
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"I know it sounds crazy, I'm a grown woman,"
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"Oh, okay. Okay."
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"You have a problem, and this is how we're gonna fix it."
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"I know what you're thinking. I wear an earpiece, you sit at a table nearby,"
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"you speak into a mic, you tell me what to say on the date."
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"But let me tell you something, Ann, it never works."
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"I will pretend to be Dave, and you will practice on me."
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"That's a way better idea."
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"Hey, Dave, it's me. It's Leslie."
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"Hi, Leslie. It's good to see you. Hi!"
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"You don't wanna do that quite yet."
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"Let's begin our conversation."
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"They're possible topics of conversation."
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"Leslie's in worse shape than I thought."
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"Oh, Dave... You!"
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