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Clips from Family Guy - Brokeback Swanson (S14E14)

"Man, this is a pretty sweet gig."
Family Guy
"Like being a member of Daft Punk."
Family Guy
"Look at this old Casio keyboard"
Family Guy
"from the 1980s that I have found."
Family Guy
"Hello, Daft Punk?"
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"Great song. Here's a Grammy."
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"Oh-ho-ho!"
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"You know, is funny."
Family Guy
"Until you spoke, I did not know we were French!"
Family Guy
"There you go, Joe. All settled."
Family Guy
"Now, which wall would you like to look at"
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"for the rest of your life?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, maybe that one."
Family Guy
"I-I have no idea what you're pointing at, Joe."
Family Guy
"You got to meet us halfway."
Family Guy
"Look, guys, I don't want to be a burden to anyone."
Family Guy
"You go ahead and live your lives."
Family Guy
"I'll be fine."
Family Guy
"We can't just leave you, Joe."
Family Guy
"So before we go, I'm gonna put the remote in your mouth."
Family Guy
"Here's a can of chili."
Family Guy
"And here's a magazine I thought you might like to read."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna put it in your mouth."
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"You're a good friend, Peter."
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"Joe, I just wish we could do more,"
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"but obviously your mouth is full."
Family Guy
"around the house, so I cleared out all of her underwear."
Family Guy
"Yeah, 'cause we're not supposed to talk to those."
Family Guy
"Doesn't seem like he's gonna be able to take care of himself."
Family Guy
"What-- Joe?"
Family Guy
"He's fine."
Family Guy
"Look, he's already watching The Price Is Right in there."
Family Guy
"Okay, you can play over there in the sandbox, honey."
Family Guy
"Mommy's just gonna read her book."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm just gonna walk 30 feet away,"
Family Guy
"and then panic because I can't see you."
Family Guy
"Can you fit me in at 10:00 tomorrow?"
Family Guy
"It's getting a little long on the sides."
Family Guy
"Brian? What are you doing on a leash?"
Family Guy
"And who's that?"
Family Guy
"Be cool."
Family Guy
"This is the guy whose wife I'm banging."
Family Guy
"Oh, what a romantic way to put it."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's great."
Family Guy
"I just pretend to be their dog,"
Family Guy
"and then when he leaves for work,"
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"I get to go to the pound, if you know what I mean."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you--"
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"Mommy! Mommy! Where's my mommy?!"
Family Guy
"I have no one and nothing!"
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God."
Family Guy
"She's such a gross hog."
Family Guy
"Joe, you can't just sit here."
Family Guy
"You need intellectual stimulation."
Family Guy
"So I brought something to read to you."
Family Guy
"It's the word search from the Sunday Circular."
Family Guy
""Kangaroo.""
Family Guy
"Let's see if we can find that one."
Family Guy
""Outback.""
Family Guy
"I think it's an Australian theme."
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""Koala.""
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"It definitely is."
Family Guy
"Can't make out this one."
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""Abor... Aborgine..."
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"Aborgina"?"
Family Guy
"That's what they call eggplant down there."
Family Guy
"You know what? Forget this."
Family Guy
"I'll just read to you from Jet."
Family Guy
"Look, this whole page is all the Wayans brothers"
Family Guy
"sitting in different positions."
Family Guy
"How you suppose they come up with all them positions?"
Family Guy
"You could give me a million years."
Family Guy
"I just ain't wired that way."
Family Guy
"Marlon's like a rubber man."
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"Like they gonna listen."
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"Damon's doing his own thing."
Family Guy
"No surprise there."
Family Guy
"That's Damon."
Family Guy
"You enjoying all this, Joe?"
Family Guy
"I'm honestly just glad it seems"
Family Guy
"like you have something you like."
Family Guy
"You want to have sex?"
Family Guy
"Sure, I've almost finished my sandwich, anyway."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, I don't want to have to watch this."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's right."
Family Guy
"I was the only one who didn't get to meet Biden."
Family Guy
"You know what?"
Family Guy
"Screw this. I'm out of here."
Family Guy
"Ha! Skewered."
Family Guy
"Where do you think you're going?"
Family Guy
"You're my dog."
Family Guy
"Besides, I need you, boy."
Family Guy
"Now more than ever."
Family Guy
"I think my wife is cheating on me."
Family Guy
"Hey, Tori, it's Brian."
Family Guy
"I think I'm gonna order some Me Like Bang Ho."
Family Guy
"That's-that's not a real thing,"
Family Guy
"I'm talking about sex."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll be there in five."
Family Guy
"Man, when I find that son of a bitch,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna rip his head off."
Family Guy
"God, what a nightmare."
Family Guy
"That guy's even scarier than a thesaurus-asaurus."
Family Guy
"Tread, stomp, trudge."
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"Growl, roar, ululate."
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"Antonym-- whisper."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with him?"
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"and have him play the bugle."
Family Guy
"Peter, this just isn't working."
Family Guy
"and we don't have any idea what we're doing."
Family Guy
"Quagmire's right."
Family Guy
"It's too much."
Family Guy
"I just think he'd be better off"
Family Guy
"under the care of grumpy, Filipino nurses."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's why I looked into it,"
Family Guy
"at the State Home for Mentals and Bastards."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, sometimes they whip them with hoses..."
Family Guy
"outside?! This is perfect!"
Family Guy
"Hi, I work here."
Family Guy
"I don't think this guy works here."
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