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Clips from Family Guy - Brokeback Swanson (S14E14)

"Hi, can I help you?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, this is Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"We arranged for a 9:15 dump-off?"
Family Guy
"I'll be fine."
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"Bye, Joe."
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"Take care, man."
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"See ya, Joe."
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"Hold on, guys."
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"There's one last thing I got to say to my friend."
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"Hey, Joe, you know that movie you told me to watch"
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"that you said was your favorite movie of all time,"
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"Backdraft-- you finally watched it?"
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"Yeah. Wasn't it great?"
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"I thought it was stupid."
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"Take care, Joe."
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"You know, tha-that state home we left Joe in didn't seem so bad."
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"Yeah, it's got to be good."
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"I mean, Napoleon Bonaparte was there."
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"Would the French people let their boss walk around"
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"in stained underwear, trying to stab people"
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"if the place wasn't nice?"
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"Yeah, no, no, y-you're right, you're right."
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"I still feel bad."
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"Come on, you guys. Joe's gonna be fine."
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"He'll fit in great there."
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"Slytherin."
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"Hufflepuff."
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"Aw."
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"Oh, Tori, thank God."
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"Look what Vic did."
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"Tell me about it."
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"He's lost his mind."
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"That's why I'm gonna go stay with my mother in Baltimore"
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"and work at her wife's bar."
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"Wait, what?!"
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"Tori, come back!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Wow, shocker."
Family Guy
"Your gross hookup from the car wash ended poorly?"
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"Stewie, thank God!"
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"How'd you find me?"
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"Well, you remember when the vet knocked you out"
Family Guy
"to take out that rotten tooth?"
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"What?! That's a total violation of my rights!"
Family Guy
"and still trying to pretend you're a guy."
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"Look, you got to help me."
Family Guy
"Her husband's a maniac and the only reason he hasn't killed me"
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"Hmm, he's got a padlock on here."
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"But don't worry, I'll figure something out."
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"Well, hurry, 'cause I'm trapped like a baseball announcer."
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"Garcia steps off the mound again,"
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"virtually guaranteeing that my wife"
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"The big right-hander kicks a little dirt and tosses"
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"the rosin bag as my children grow up without me."
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"I agree."
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"Hey, I don't know if you can hear it,"
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"but I'm peeing in my coffee cup right now."
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"There you are."
Family Guy
"Where the hell have you been?"
Family Guy
"I got arrested for huckin' a TV/VCR combo off the dam."
Family Guy
"Off the damn what?"
Family Guy
"Off the damn overpass."
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"Oh..."
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"God, I love you, Lois."
Family Guy
"That was like great sex."
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"But seriously, it-it was bad."
Family Guy
"It hit a school bus."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Well-well, can you go talk to Joe?"
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"Maybe he can put in a word for you down at the police station."
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"Yeah, yeah, Joe, yeah, may-- yeah, maybe, maybe."
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"Do you, uh, you-you want a back rub?"
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"Peter, what's going on?"
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"Uh, what do you mean?"
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"Whenever you offer me a back rub,"
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"it means you're hiding something."
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"You, hey, you-you want a back rub?"
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"We may or may not have put Joe"
Family Guy
"in a smelly home for the goofy."
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"Joe's your friend!"
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"We just couldn't handle him being fully paralyzed."
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"We didn't know what else to do."
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"But you're right."
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"We got to get him out of there."
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"You most certainly do."
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"All right, how about that back rub now?"
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"What are you, nuts?"
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"What the hell do you want?"
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"Oh, hello, sir."
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"I'm afraid there's been a mistake."
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"I believe you found our dog, and we need to take him home."
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"No way! Get lost, kid."
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"He's my dog now."
Family Guy
"Well, we figured you'd say no to us,"
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"but not to Vice President Joe Biden!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Mr. Vice President!"
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"for shooting the guy we said was Osama bin Laden."
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"Second, give these kids their dog back."
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"Here, take him!"
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"Thank you."
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"You're a great American."
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"Thanks, Mr. Biden!"
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"Hey, you guys watch Veep?"
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"No."
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"Yeah, it's all fake."
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"Yeah, we said no."
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"Are you from the news?"
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"You have to tell us if you're from the news."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"We came to bring you home, Joe."
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"We're all really sorry we abandoned you."
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"But we're your friends, Joe."
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"And we'll always be there for you no matter what."
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"Thanks, guys."
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"I'd say let's get my stuff, but it's all been stolen."
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"That's okay."
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"Come on, let's go home."
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"Sorry, no one gets out of here"
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"without a release from their doctor."
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