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Clips from Family Guy - Brokeback Swanson (S14E14)

"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"in South Attleboro, Mass!"
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"and lots of times, there's a chick whose boob comes out!"
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"Yeah, waste of time."
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"Buying the tickets as we speak!"
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"Hi, I'm Brian."
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"I ate nothing and I'm soaking wet for some reason."
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"You bet, this is gonna be my first exercise"
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"He's in the Cream of Wheat competition,"
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"which is down the street."
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"We didn't invite you because we didn't think you could keep up."
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"I'm coming with you guys."
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"Wow, that was amazing."
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"the credit he deserved for killing Osama bin Laden."
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"As long as he thinks you're our new pet,"
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"Wow, this could be an even better scam"
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"Damn it, this game is so stupid!"
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"How do you drive?"
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"Bad!"
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"and alternative high school graduates,"
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"I told you guys I could do it!"
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"You all right?!"
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"Oop, that's me."
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"Could you collect my mail forever?"
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"You like watching the news, you dumb dog?"
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"Watch what happens when I push this demo button."
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"And the opener we'll put... in your mouth."
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"Okay, don't be a stranger."
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"I don't know, I'm not sure I feel right about leaving Joe."
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"What're you talking about?"
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"Oop, he's biting too hard on the volume."
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"God, Brian, you are such a scumbag."
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"Here's Keenan telling the younger ones how to sit."
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"Hey, my laptop's out of battery."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"I'm getting the Chinese food for us."
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"It's a huge amount of work"
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"and we've reserved a place for him"
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"Go on, guys, get out of here."
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"and you said I had to watch it?"
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"Joe will get much better care there."
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"Not like when I went to Hogwarts."
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"Listen, you got to unchain me."
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"Heh, I like how you're chained up in a yard"
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"is because he thinks I'm just his pet dog."
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"And the count is two and two."
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"will be asleep when I get home."
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"Okay, and now a fan in the stands is giving me the finger."
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"What?! Peter, those places are a horror show!"
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"How could you treat him like that?"
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"First, I want to thank you, Vic,"
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"Of course, sir, I'm so sorry!"
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"No problem."
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"Hi, uh, we're here to pick up Joe Swanson."
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"No, we're his friends."
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"from lunatics screaming in my face."
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"We've been waiting forever."
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"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"I got hit by a car in high school,"
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"get ready to run for your lives!"
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"Oh, stop it! You look great."
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"This is amazing!"
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"I can't feel anything below my neck!"
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"I'm leaving Joe and moving to Europe."
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"I didn't sign up for this."
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"And you probably don't want any reminders of Bonnie"
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"Yeah, we're-we're kind of all he has now."
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"He can sit in any kind of way."
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"Hey!"
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"He's on the spectrum."
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""Spectrum"?"
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"In my day we'd throw him in the army"
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"We can't take proper care of Joe."
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"Housing for registered sex offenders!"
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"He also put a tracking chip in your neck."
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"Yeah, we just kind of got overwhelmed and all freaked out."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"It's that time of year again."
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"Are you a New England dirtbag who wants to run with bulls,"
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"but thinks Spain is gay?"
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"You and your friends can run from a bunch of live bulls,"
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"Order your tickets before it's too late!"
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"Toilets limited."
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"Wow, that seems pretty cool."
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"I don't know."
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"Seems pretty lame to me."
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"I agree."
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"Hey, Joe, isn't this your round?"
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"Sure, I'll wheel over to the bar"
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"and bring back your beers one-by-one in my lap."
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"You guys, we are so doing that bull run!"
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"But we can't tell Joe."
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"Of course not, he'll be dead weight."
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"You can't do a bull run with a guy in a wheelchair."
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"Yeah, this is for athletes."
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"Just the regular wash, please."
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"And, uh, I'm supposed to mention that I saw you on LivingSocial?"
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"Was that worth it?"
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"Was that worth the one dollar you saved?"
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"I'm sorry, we're not doing that promotion anymore."
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"Oh-ho!"
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"All the humiliation, none of the reward."
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"You know, some people are okay with the drive-through car wash."
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"Me, I'm a fan of the hand job."
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"Yes, I like to have fun with language."
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"You're so funny."
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"I'm Tori."
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"so I don't have to work."
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"Cool. Hey, so what's your afternoon like?"
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"I don't have plans."
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"Maybe we could grab lunch and then see what happens."
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"This will not end well."
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"Like eating an artichoke."
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"Good Lord!"
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