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Clips from South Park - Tweek x Craig (S19E19)

"is who does the yaoi to make people gay."
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"They are dogs who refuse not apologize"
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"to the Chinese Republic!"
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"Uh-huh. Yes."
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"That, of course, I do already know about homosexuality."
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"Hi. Flower delivery for Eric Cartman."
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"Oh, look, sweetie! Someone sent you flowers."
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"Who are they from, hon?"
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"Someone who needs a real talking to."
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"Look, it's flattering, okay?"
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"Tee hee hee! Aw, come on. Let's be like Tweek and Craig."
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"You are wasting your time. I'm not attracted to guys."
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"I realize that, and I'm sorry."
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"This is done."
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"I'm just not a homosexual."
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"He sure is. Come on in."
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"No, thank you. I just want to see Tweek."
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"You can go on up."
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"Oh, uh, but keep the door open, all right?"
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"No! No! What are you doing here?"
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"Tweek, calm down. We have to put a stop to this."
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"The whole world wants me to be something I'm not!"
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"What?! Are you insane?!"
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"- That's got to be one of... - Tweek, Tweek!"
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"And if we break up, no more pictures."
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"You can do it, Tweek."
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"Everyone's so damn happy,"
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"Hey, hey, whoa. You didn't do anything."
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"Look, Thomas, you need to understand that being gay"
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"who's gay and who's not."
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"It's just specifically the Japanese, okay?"
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"What?"
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"and atrocities that happened in China"
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"called the Rape of Don King."
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"Yes, I do."
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"- But why? - I don't know."
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"But the point is,"
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"there's nothing about it that means Tweek and Craig"
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"are actually gay at all."
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"Listen, it's just not going to work."
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"No. L-Look, we both know this is for the better."
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"You're never the bad guy, are you?!"
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"This is, like, totally not necessary."
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"I'm going too far?! What is wrong with you?!"
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"Well, guess what, Craig! Love doesn't follow a plan!"
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"You've got spikes."
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"Tweek!"
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"# I'll be the one if you want me to #"
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"# I'm giving up on you #"
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"No, I'm not."
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"I'm here because we need you right now."
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"Oh, now you need me, huh? Fuck you, dude."
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"He's just kind of talking to himself."
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"In return forjust one date?"
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"Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"Hey, dude."
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"What does that have to do with anything?"
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"You think you can just pull that shit you pulled at school,"
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"and I'll just take you back?"
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"Now everyone thinks I'm a manipulative cheater."
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"You... You made me believe in myself"
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"I didn't think I had any of that in me, but you were right."
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"I can do more than I think."
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"I want to fix whatever's hurting you now."
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"I can't be something because everyone wants me to be."
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"I can see how much they're both hurting, but..."
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"Can't you understand that in my time we just didn't accept this?"
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"I... I just don't want it to be my son."
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"Then again, he's my son no matter what."
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"Son, you need to listen to me."
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"You can't fight being gay."
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"I used to think that being gay was a choice,"
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"Japan picks who they pick, and that's that."
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"I don't understand this stuff."
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"but I do know that if you try and resist it,"
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"you make yourself miserable your whole life."
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"[ Slow piano music plays ]"
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"# Put cares aside for just a day #"
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"# The world we face is not so big #"
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"# Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig #"
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"# ...highest honor! #"
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"Gambaro irashai!"
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"# That you turned my life around #"
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"# Just like the like the quote from Shakespeare said #"
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"Cu... Cupid Me, no! No! I'm straight!"
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"P.C. PRINCIPAL: All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"[ Girls "Aww" ]"
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"I'm so c-confused."
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"P.C. PRINCIPAL: AII right, guys, I know there's been"
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"What matters, and the reason I brought you in here,"
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"What's that?"
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"No!"
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"Randy, you should have a talk with Stan."
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"Hey, bud."
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"Well, guess what."
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"You've got a really progressive P.C. dad"
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"Uh, the Asians just, you know..."
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"Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui."
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"We think it's just terrific."
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"Thomas!"
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"Oh, here you go, kiddo."
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"In fact, I just..."
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"# I love it when you read to me #"
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"But make it quick, and don't let anyone see you."
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"Oh, well. At least Tweek and Craig are in love now."
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"It's... It's Tweek and Craig, dude!"
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"They're about to have sex!"
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"and who will be straight."
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"That come from Japan."
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"But I'm so attracted to you."
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"Well, hello, Craig."
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"Aww."
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"Aah!"
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"What did I do to make my son like this?"
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"You know, a lot of people think that Asians decide"
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"But it isn't all Asians."
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"Well, it goes back to World War ll"
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"Yaoi is just an art style for girls by girls"
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"Yes, we are gay. But we do not belong together."
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