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Clips from South Park - Tweek x Craig (S19E19)

"It's just that people are different. That's all."
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"Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man."
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"Yeah!"
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"I opened myself up and let you in."
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"# Say something #"
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"# Say something #"
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"[ Club music playing ]"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"The whole town is sad. Cupid Me, you have to help."
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"I'm not homosexual!"
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"Then I guess I'm not interested."
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"What do you want?"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"You'll just have to go be gay with someone else."
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"[ Twinkle! ]"
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"# I hope you know, when you are down #"
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"Okay, okay. The date's almost over."
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"Oh, Cupid Me, that's enough!"
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"That's it, Cupid Me."
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"Hey, dude."
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"# Anywhere I would have followed you #"
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"# A perfect love like Craig and Tweek #"
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"as demonstrated in Heather Nishimura's"
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""Tweek and Craig: Boizu Rabu.""
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"Why are the Asian girls drawing pictures of us being gay?"
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"# And you-u-u-u-u-u #"
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"CARTMAN: Dude, Tweek and Craig."
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"Tee hee hee!"
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"Apparently, there were no affirmative-consent issues,"
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"Yeah, let me handle this, guys. I'm P.C."
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"L'm not here for me. I'm here for my friend, okay?"
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"Dude, I'm not gay, and neither are you!"
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"Heck, I didn't even know Don King got raped,"
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"I like gay Craig. I love you."
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"I Let's go back to when it was new #"
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"[ Bell ringing ]"
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"I'm not either!"
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"# I love it when you sing to me #"
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"Yep. School tomorrow should be really interesting."
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"[ Chinese music plays ]"
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"[ Speaking Chinese ]"
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"Would you like to have some coffee, Craig?"
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"We just have to stage a fake breakup"
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"[ A Great Big World's "Say Something" plays ]"
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"# Weren't we such happy people, too? #"
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"But if love is love,"
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"I hit him with my love arrow,"
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"Me, too, dude. But there's something we can do."
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"I'm gonna pee in your mouth a little bit."
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"# And in the darkness we all seek #"
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"Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing here?"
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"saying I step on people and use them,"
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"Ah, well, you see, it's a combination"
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"Because if we're gay, then we can break up."
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"[ Bell ringing ]"
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"MAN: [ Japanese accent ] # Maybe we should go away #"
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"# You can sing me anything #"
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"[ Chuckles ] Yeah, of course."
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"What?!"
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"# And you're my Craig #"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Aww, hi, Craig."
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"There's no stopping it!"
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"and then I peed in his mouth just for fun."
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"They... They broke up?"
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"Everyone thinks they're cool."
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"Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee hee!"
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"Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!"
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"Aah!"
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"What?!"
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"Well, but then why would Asian girls draw them like that?"
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"# Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"How's it hanging?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"# Some of it's just transcendental #"
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"# But I-I-I-I-I-I #"
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"have they been checking me out?"
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"Should I kick his ass?"
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"# The Book of Love has music in it #"
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"What's wrong with two guys liking each other?"
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"It's just so weird."
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"Maybe you can help them along."
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"Yes, Cupid Me."
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"doesn't mean I shouldn't support it."
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"Tee hee hee! Tee hee!"
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"And so then my dad talked to me about it."
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"And now I'm gonna pee in your mouth."
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"Oh, God."
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"# No one can lift the damn thing #"
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"I'm sorry. I-I don't speak Asian, but, um..."
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"They're so gay."
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"in front of the Asian girls."
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"Now, in a gay relationship, it gets a little trickier,"
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"Huh? You want to tell me that?!"
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"Uh, what are you... What are you talking about?"
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"Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God!"
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"The Asians decide who's gonna be gay?"
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"No, I mean, like, what makes the Asians decide"
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"Oh, uh... Oh!"
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"Boyzu love-u."
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"What are you doing? This place isn't you."
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"Why? Are you jealous?"
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"Oh, man."
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"# We had it all, a lot like Tweek and Craig #"
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"# I'm giving up on you #"
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"You said to make it seem real."
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"Oh, it's not?!"
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"Okay, that's it, Cupid Me! That's it!"
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"I can't just shut down on him."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Wow."
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"I guess something happened at school today"
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"[ Clinking ]"
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Well, we heard that you're gay."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Did you do it, Cupid Me?"
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