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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"I would sooner gouge out your eye and fuck your skull"
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"from here to the end of time."
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"That's what we're promised, that Jesus is our Lord."
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"Hallelujah. Amen, Dad."
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"That is just so moving!"
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"of the Jeffersons on Tuesday morning."
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"Wait, I have? Come on, how early?"
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"And if he has to walk down five flights of stairs,"
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"he might get so tired that he forgets to tell them"
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"how to vote on your airport bill."
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"- I can just write it on my hand. - Shh!"
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"We don't want that, do we?"
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"Say, Jonah, how about I start looking"
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"for that new office for you first thing tomorrow?"
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"- Mm! - Thank you, Roger."
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"Wow! Congratulations, honey!"
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"Thank you, Mrs. Furlong. Thank you."
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"Can I please have some more wine?"
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"Ma'am, it's the only sunscreen I could find here."
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"- Ugh. - Oh, Nyaring!"
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"- I am back. - You are back."
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"President Montez came to see me."
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"Oh, I had not heard that."
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"- She has such wonderful hair. - Oh, luxurious."
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"And..."
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"Uh, your countrymen have sent thousands of flowers."
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"Now they rot in the heat. Many have fallen ill."
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"Everyone, I'm so honored to be here."
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"Nyaring, I have come to do what President Montez did not do."
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"I will speak on behalf of our sisters, Nyaring."
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"Oh, right, um,"
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"Aw, thank you."
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"Oh, she was married to the village elder."
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"- Ah. - Saturday."
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"Well, please send along my congratulations."
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"How did you get me such a great speaking slot so last-minute?"
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"- After the men, of course. - Right."
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"Ma'am, here's your speech. Sorry about the hummus stains."
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"This is very strong stuff."
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"- Thank you, ma'am. - NuvaRing is gonna dig this a lot."
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"- It's Nyaring. - Ma'am, I'm just so optimistic"
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"Wait, what? Catherine's pregnant?"
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"Ma'am, do you prefer Gram-Gram or Mee-Maw?"
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"Madam President, may I have a word, please?"
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"Hey, did you see those paparazzi shots of us in the "Daily Mail"?"
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"got some really good shots of us."
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"- Um, so... - Yes?"
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"Colonel Al-Saleh is here."
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"He's actually one of the sponsors."
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"But anyway, the point is any sort of strong speech"
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"where you're condemning or embarrassing his record on female rights,"
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"it might just scuttle the deal."
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"So maybe you could just focus on"
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"some of the more positive elements of Sudan."
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"Yeah, and what are the positive elements?"
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"You getting credit for Tibet."
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"- I... let me just talk to my people. - Mm-hmm."
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"The heat is coming off."
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"You got any people I could talk to?"
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"Selina Meyer."
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"Good afternoon."
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"Gentlemen and... lady,"
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"I rise today to..."
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"Women's rights are human rights,"
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"and human rights..."
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"of different priorities."
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"Uh, while there has been some very positive progress,"
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"there are some practices, however,"
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"that require a firm stance,"
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"such as female genital mutilation."
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"And our stance must be..."
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"Don't we... in the United States,"
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"we practice male circumcision on boys"
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"I'm sure you have your reasons."
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"And so we look forward to..."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"All right, you can open your eyes, Congressman."
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"Fuck, yeah!"
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"Could you tell the Colossus of Chodes"
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"that this is the exact same goddamn office,"
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"Oh, I have never seen a shitty view look so good."
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"- I'll get it. - Hello, Bent."
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"Come on, Jonah. Let's christen your new pad."
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"wait until you see the sweet new armchair I just bought."
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"Second goddamn floor, I can't even commit suicide."
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"Nah, I'll just wait for cancer."
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"Your hat looks like it's hand-made."
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"Oh, Lu, how we doing?"
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"No, seriously, you know what? You really don't have to translate."
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"President Lu says,"
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""Thank you for all your nothing.""
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"Who went pee-pee in his Coke?"
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"I'm sorry, Selina. The deal's off."
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"But my speech! I..."
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"a bit more enthusiastic."
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"What do I have to do, pull out my clit"
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"and cut it off in front of everyone"
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"to get anything done in this world?"
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"As we say in Qatar, "You should never build your house on shifting sands.""
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"Okay, well, everything's built on sand here,"
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"The point is there will be other deals down the line for you, Selina."
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"So, what's next, huh? Liberian refugee crisis might be sexy."
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"Uh..."
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"- What's going on? - Selina, I'm sorry,"
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"but you know I can't be with someone like you."
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"Like me? What do you mean? Like what?"
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"You know, white."
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"One of them."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, that is racist."
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"- Is it? - Oh, yeah!"
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"I don't see color."
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"- You know, to me, you're, like, white. - Okay."
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"I thought that we would be traveling around the world on your yacht,"
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"But you just said we won't."
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"You know, my father saw our paparazzi pictures."
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"He was not pleased."
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"I am so sorry. Selina."
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"But your dad wasn't pleased"
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