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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"because he thought I was white, right?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, it was just the white thing."
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"but this is going to be my last day"
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"as a regular part of the "CBS Morning Show" family."
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"and it's for you that I visited war zones"
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"and did that bungee jump..."
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"And did the undercover piece as a homeless woman."
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"And I will continue to do those things"
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"with a series of specials"
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"that will be coming to you from our digital platforms."
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"- It's the future, right? - I tried my damnedest,"
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"but this world is just... it's full of snakes and snares and..."
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"- Okay. - I hope that you will wish me well."
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"Aloha, Buzzy."
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"Our main Jane. Come here."
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"This is not goodbye, okay? Not by a long shot."
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"- Well, that's goodbye. - Yeah."
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"And we'll see you bright and early Monday morning"
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"when our own Brie Ramachandran"
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"is gonna take a look at the darker side of s'mores."
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"- Don't wanna miss that. - Nope."
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"Bye, now."
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"- in the field of... - Human trafficking."
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"He's a Sudanese warlord."
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"- She's got a whole face. - How do you take the battery out?"
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"the traditional female genital cutting."
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"One time, my mom brought in my breakfast an hour late like an idiot,"
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"It's a combination of YOLO and aloha."
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"And second of all, everyone, Jane and I are not f..."
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"It's very sweet and thoughtful of you."
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"- What? - Yep, good idea."
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"I go poo-poo in my panty-wanties."
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"Ah, Ms. Tanz!"
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"I thought you weren't allowed outside."
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"- Oh, and for peace, too. - It needs to be watered twice daily."
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"Come, let me serve my American visitors tea"
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"- You know, I think we have to... - We do. I'm sorry very much."
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"Oh, yes, ma'am."
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"Mr. Egan, CBS policy requires"
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"You know, when I talk, I can hear my skin crunch."
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"on such a limb for Ambassador Jaffar?"
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"for a modeling shoot in the Angeles National Forest."
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"- You better lock up your chopper. - Oh."
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"What?"
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"Oh."
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"for what was seen as a missed opportunity..."
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"the issue of women's rights abuses..."
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"Let's stone the raper!"
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"You look like the world's least-fucked geisha."
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"But I did bring you a gift."
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"- There has been one death. - Oh, okay."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God. What happened?"
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"Turns out it wasn't zinc oxide. I was wearing cocoa butter."
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"You look like redheaded bacon."
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"- What? - Mm-hmm."
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"as young as tiny babies."
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"Oh, hey, Kent, there's a sweet-ass armchair in a Dumpster out there."
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"All right, fine. I get it."
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"'cause there practically isn't one."
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"and this is not easy,"
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"I don't want this whole evening to go all Natalie Wood on me."
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"ah, forget it."
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"Listen, I'm 15 votes shy on the DOT appropriations bill."
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"You look like an old Dyke in an English gardening show."
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"one must add live snails just as the water comes to a boil."
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"consider in the most open-minded of ways"
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"You know what I see? I see power."
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"Aloha."
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"I don't see her."
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"- Amen, amen. - Yes, absolutely."
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"You can pretty much have any slot you want."
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"- We have no water here. - Okay."
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"Lu and I have..."
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"Yu must really crave public acknowledgment."
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"I mean, not because he thought there was any age difference between us,"
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"You did such important work together"
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"- How you doing? - Pretty good."
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"Do it again. What happens when you eat cheese, Will?"
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"- Get her to cut it out! - Hey, boys."
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"you've been serving up?"
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"Jaffar, thank you so much"
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"Ah, Julie points out that to be a true Valenciana,"
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"Mike, come on. What is this?"
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"This is what the Arab Spring was all about..."
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"- Oh. - Hmm?"
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"- I can't take it anymore, dude. - I'm sorry about the temperature."
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"Absolutely, and that is why this photo opportunity is so vital."
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"as well as certain types of cancer."
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"a bright future."
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"import-export."
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"Should I go? Okay. Mom, we have some really exciting news."
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"What? Well, that's not gonna work, is it?"
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"Oh, never mind. She was executed."
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"Oh, that's pretty good, but it also... you know this..."
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"Then why the fuck did they write a musical about him?!"
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"Honestly, if you fucked in front of us,"
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"And what do you want me to do about it?"
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"We are back in three, two..."
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"Do we have a photographer? 'Cause I don't wanna do this again."
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"You know what? We should back up a tad. Back up, kids."
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"No, they were out of curds before I got there."
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"There seems to be a problem with the plane."
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"that can result in the abuser's suspension"
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"Ms. McCabe, everyone knows."
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"my political career had answered a craigslist ad"
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"I suppose you'll be needing my plane?"
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"Shh, shh. You stay seated. Enjoy!"
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"- Okay. - Stop!"
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"about the world we're creating for your coming grandchild."
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"are part of a diverse pageant"
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"And female circumcision..."
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"Colonel Al-Saleh felt that you could've been"
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