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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"- oh. - Oh, Christ."
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"Excuse me, Ms. McCabe, but this is a private meeting."
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"There are no private meetings at the "CBS Morning Show" without Jane McCabe."
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"Well, Mr. Egan has filed a complaint"
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"that you have created a sexually inappropriate workplace environment."
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"- Yeah, Jane, they made me. - Sexually inappropriate?!"
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"You microdicked weasel, you couldn't even fill my pisshole."
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"- Jesus, Jane! - Do you see how she talks to me?"
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"- Ms. McCabe, this is a safe space... - Oh, you fucking people!"
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"- I'm sorry, what?! - Oh, you know, the HR people."
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"Ms. McCabe, let me advise you that any further statement..."
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"Let me advise you that I built this goddamn network with my own two tits!"
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"- We aren't even fucking! - Oh, how dare you?"
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"Ma'am, the President of Egypt"
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"is expecting your call at 3:00 PM."
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"Maybe something from Neiman's."
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"Any department store that wasn't started by Jews."
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"I will have to start one myself."
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"Now, I'm gonna need a report on mineral rights in Sudan."
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"- Okay. - And I have to find out,"
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"- Oh, my God. - It's probably a stoning,"
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"which would also do the trick."
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"Whoa, Mike! What happened?"
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"You look like the business end of a baboon."
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"My ear tops burn the worst, too."
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"But they're starting to peel, so soon, they won't be as red."
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"- Be as red. Be as red. - What?"
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"- Oh... Lord. - Makes me wanna eat cereal."
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"Well..."
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"- You got that right. - Be as red."
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"- Be as red. - Ma'am, what I'm trying to ask is..."
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"I know, you think I'm going a little too fast with Jaffar."
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"- I'm not! - No."
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"Now, Amy, for the first time in a long time,"
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"Anyway, the only question that I do have is"
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"- Right. - You know?"
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"Can I be with one of them?"
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"Oh, pfft, okay, last time I checked,"
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"The Egyptians are in."
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"and this deal is Mao Ze-done, baby."
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"Those Sphinx-fuckers really love them some Chinese takeout."
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"- I'll let the Algerians know it's on. - All right."
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"Ah!"
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"- Here's the Chinese. - Mm."
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"Look, even their blinker is on."
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"Selina, my good friend."
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"Somebody's been using their Rosetta Stone CDs."
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"Listen, it's also essential to the Egyptians"
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"that the Israelis can't know."
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"Maybe they're listening right now."
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"- I want Tibet. - We gave you Tibet."
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"No, you gave Montez Tibet."
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"You're an infuriating woman."
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"Oh, yeah, you're all rainbows and sunshine."
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"out of bamboo shoots and panda cock,"
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"you're gonna need every ounce of gallium you can get in Sudan."
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"- Well, there are other sources. - Rots of ruck with that."
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"What's gonna happen when your honorable citizens"
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"can't put their kung pao chicken on the table"
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"and start to question this communist-capitalist shit swirly"
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"Oh, yeah, and you must really crave a 6.7 GDP growth."
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"- Deal. - Fantastic."
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"- Madam President, always a pleasure. - Yeah, always a pleasure."
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"Thank you, Lu."
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"Confucius say fuck, yeah!"
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"- We must celebrate, huh? - How about that? Yeah!"
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"- Come on. - Isn't this a rush or what?"
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"- Come here, you. - Wait a minute, what is this?"
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"flew directly to Sudan from the G7 summit"
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"to meet with her in person."
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"Mohammad H. Christ, that's my dissident."
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"I am honored to introduce the world to Nyaring."
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"- What? - And to present her with these flowers."
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"President Montez did, however, face a wave of criticism in America..."
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"to directly address"
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"All right, you know what I'm gonna do?"
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"- What? - I'm going back to motherfucking Sudan."
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"But you were just there. Aren't you having a good time?"
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"Absolutely, and I'm gonna say"
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"what Titty Gonzalez was too chicken-shit to say."
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"Selina Meyer is gonna be all about women empowerment now."
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"- I want voting rights. - Mm-hmm."
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"I want equal pay."
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"No more stoning of the rapee."
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"- Pretty please? - Well, when you say it like that."
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"Now, it is so good, when you taste it,"
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"what's gonna happen, Will?"
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"You're gonna wanna take it to a church and marry it, Rog."
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"Damn straight!"
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"Roger, that's a dollar in the swear jar."
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"- Aw, crud. - That's $2!"
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"- What? - Potty mouth, potty mouth, Roger."
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"Still, respect."
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"Hey, wait, before we dig in,"
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"I'd like to make a toast to our honored guest, Jonah,"
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"and his stunning bride-to-be,"
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"and all their gracious help with my airport bill."
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"- Hear, hear. - Cheers!"
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"Cheers."
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"You know, Roger, I've been thinking"
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"that for somebody who has been so helpful on your bill,"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well, that's interesting."
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"Hey, Jonah, why don't you and I"
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"go down in the wine cellar and pick out another bottle of wine?"
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"- What do you say, champ? - No, I'm good."
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"- Aw, it'd just take a minute. - No, I think I'm fine."
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"- I'm just fine right here. - This is so delicious."
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"Jiminy Cricket, guess who forgot to cut up oranges for the sangria."
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"This gal right here!"
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"I tell ya, if her crucifix wasn't around her neck, she'd lose it."
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"- You know, I can help you back there. - No, no, no."
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"- No, please don't go. - Thanks, honey!"
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"All right, you anal fistula, we had a deal"
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"in return for all this creamy domesticity"
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"I'm blowing all over your droopy tits!"
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"Well, now I want a new office."
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"And I want Rihanna to put a gun to my head while she makes me eat her out,"
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"but guess what, that's about as likely to happen"
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"as Will's wife putting a baby in her polyp festival of a uterus!"
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"- What's a polyp? - I just had to tell somebody."
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