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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"- You're the producer of the show, man! - I didn't ask for this, okay?"
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"- Hey, morning, Brie. - Hey, Brie."
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"Yeah."
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"I'll get it down by another three degrees."
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"Yoloha."
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"We're back in 10!"
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"- Hi, handsome. - Hello, pretty."
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"Ah, it's nice and chilly in here."
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"Hello! Oh, I like your puffy hairdo."
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"Is this for me? Thank you, darling."
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"- Gonna snap some for you right now. - Get a picture of this."
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"Is it something that you eat or is it something you already ate?"
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"- Yeah. - Look at you."
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"A beautiful Western woman helping out world sufferers in a stunning Gucci scarf."
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"I know! It's sort of like a "Vogue" shoot."
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"It really is."
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"- Okay, watch out. The dog, the dog. - Oh, shit."
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"- I got a surprise for you. - What?"
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"We are surrounded by land mines."
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"You're just like Princess Di."
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"- You are! - Okay, you know what?"
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"- You go ahead. - We'll be right behind you."
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"Gary, be careful 'cause I've got a lot of valuable stuff in that bag!"
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"The congressman is out at the moment."
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"It's crucial to our nation's transportation system"
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"that Dayton Municipal Airport isn't shut down."
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"These small commuter airports are our country's life blood."
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"I'm assuming you fly direct into Dayton?"
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"- Every other Friday. - Congressman Furlong."
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"Hey, did you get your curds, Little Miss Muffless?"
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"What happens when you eat cheese, Will?"
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"No, you fucking idiot. With the pinky, with the pinky."
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"Put Wisconsin at the top of my shit list."
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"- You want me to bump Sammy Hagar? - Make them 1A and 1B."
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"All right, I need you and your buddies from the Island of Misfit Toys..."
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"Isle."
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"to vote for my airport bill."
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"- Wait, so you need something from me? - Oh, no, it understands."
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"So, that means I get something from you."
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"You are going to invite me to dinner at your house"
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"- And you're gonna make me the paella. - You play with the paella?"
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"Mrs. Furlong is only interested in hosting married couples,"
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"- I'm coming, too. - Whoa, what's this,"
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"the fourth horseface of the Apocalypse?"
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"just add the extra two bucks for the premium edition."
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"Um, this is Shawnee Tanz,"
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"Rumors of your beauty have not been exaggerated."
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"Yeah, he's bringing me to dinner."
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"There's a ring on hold at Tiffany's."
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"Pick it up by 6:00. It's already paid for."
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"Will one of you please bathe and dress him?"
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"I call dress. Sorry, Kent."
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"Babe, this is so exciting!"
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"I know. Can you believe it? Yay."
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"Good things happen to good people."
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"Do we have a house arrest address or what?"
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"- I'd love me some house arrest. - Are you kidding me, Mike?"
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"Oh, here we go! Nyaring!"
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"- Madam President. - Madam President."
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"She hasn't been released, has she?"
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"- Can't go past the goat. Come! - Oh, okay."
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"This goat has an ear infection."
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"Nyaring, your courage is an inspiration to the world."
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"And so I give you this peace lily"
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"as a symbol of your brave stand for freedom."
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"- We can just put it with the recycling. - That is my bed."
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"while over half the Sudanese suffer in starvation."
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"She's kind of a bitch."
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"Well, the girl is slow with the tea."
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"Okay, I will sit."
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"- Thank you very much. - Oh, my!"
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"Look at those curtains. Where can I get those?"
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"I made them from my husband's death shroud."
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"- Wow, look at you! - What a touching tribute, Nyaring."
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"No, it was a purposeful desecration"
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"of the man who beat and raped me."
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"Well, they go with everything."
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"Under Colonel Al-Saleh,"
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"- It sends a "Po-ent" message... - Potent."
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"potent indeed... to the world"
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"to topple the patriarchy."
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"Yes. How do we do that?"
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"Well, we are gonna figure that out."
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"What?"
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"You know that little animal that Nathan Lane plays in "The Lion King"?"
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"- Oh, I love that guy! - Yes, yes."
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"- Oh. - Do we know anybody with a plane"
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"in this neck of the woods?"
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"- for sending your giant, giant plane. - Oh, no, no, please."
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"A beautiful woman lost in the desert"
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"with only a small group of complete incompetents to assist her?"
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"Yeah, they really are incompetent, aren't they?"
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"I've never seen anything quite like it, frankly. How do you do it?"
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"- I'm gonna let them all go. - But, you know, I was very pleased"
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"to receive your call."
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"Well, there have been some interesting developments in Sudan"
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"ever since that photo came out of you and the warlord."
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"Oh, mm."
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"You know, Sudan has significant deposits"
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"of chromium ore, gallium, zinc, as well as other natural resources."
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"Let me guess, resources another country"
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"Perhaps even your friends in China?"
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"Beautiful and brilliant."
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"You know, you don't have to go so soon."
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"I bet you say that to all your Western heretics."
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"We could just discuss registering cargo ships in Panama."
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"Well, I think Liberia would be better for tax reasons."
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"- Can you help me unzip the zipper? - Of course."
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"Hey, Dan, could we talk to you for a moment?"
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"I'm Roberta Winston."
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"Okay, that wardrobe girl is crazy."
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"No, no, no... that you made against Jane McCabe."
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"What? Uh... oh."
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"Well, I didn't mean..."
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"that when a victim reports abuse,"
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"it sets in motion a chain of events"
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"or immediate termination."
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"- Oh, yeah, I'm cool with that. - Danny?"
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"Your exposé on s'mores,"
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"it needs a stronger take..."
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