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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"I am so sorry for your loss."
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"My sympathies."
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"- Oh, scary. - Oh, my God."
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"It's like six degrees of Al-Qaeda in here."
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"I hope we don't drone this place while we're in it."
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"- Okay, let's just go this way. - Yes."
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"That's Colonel Omar Al-Saleh."
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"You cannot have a photo with him."
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"He's dressed like a doorman."
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"Oh, hey, Lu."
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"I've tried to call you many times."
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"- The president wishes to express... - You know what?"
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"I know that you speak English."
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"If you don't wanna talk about Tibet, that's fine."
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"You can just say that. You can be direct."
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"Good-bye."
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"- You don't just forget English. - Mm-mm."
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"He just went full Chinaman on me."
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"I know you! I didn't recognize you with your little hat."
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"I'm... I'm so sorry for your loss."
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"Oh, well, I have a dozen uncles."
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"- One less, more for the rest, right? - Okay."
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"You know, I saw you speaking to President Lu."
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"I wanted to express my sympathies"
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"for how everything unfolded with Tibet."
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"Oh, yeah, well, tell it to that ingrate, the Dalai Lama."
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"I guess he'll be thanking me in his next life."
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"I would love to keep chatting,"
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"but the Israeli Trade Representative is headed this way."
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"Let's hope."
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"Mamnoon Akhtar from Pakistan would like a photo with his brother."
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"- Yeah. Shake? - He's an ambassador."
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"- No, do I shake his hand? - No, better not."
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"Okay. Everyone say goat cheese!"
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"Good!"
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"I'm nervous."
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"Okay, Catherine, I think there's something wrong with your microphone, honey,"
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"because your voice sounds very whiny."
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"I think maybe it's the connection, so can you...?"
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"No, it's crystal clear on our end, ma'am."
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"- Like Catherine's eyes. - Oh, yeah, well, you sound the same."
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"Mom, Marjorie and I wanted to be the first to tell you..."
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"- that we're pregnant! - Oh, fuck!"
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"- Mom? - Oh, how could this happen?!"
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"- Congratulations, Grandma! - Oh, yay!"
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"- Maybe I can stop masturbating now. - I can't... no, no!"
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"- Just hang up on her. - Richard, no, no, no!"
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"smiling with Sudanese strongman"
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"Colonel Omar Al-Saleh, the 'Butcher of Juba.'""
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"Omar Al-Saleh bombed his own people."
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"He is a bomber and a photobomber!"
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"My international reputation is literally the only thing that I have left now."
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"That is not true. You have amazing calves."
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"Okay, what are we gonna do here? I mean, what is the opposite of a warlord?"
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"- A peace lady? - Yes, thank you very much, Richard!"
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"We need a female hero that we can wash away this warlord crap with."
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"I... didn't bring it."
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"I don't have international data, ma'am."
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"Mike! Please!"
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"Srey Lim, she's a Cambodian rights activist."
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"- Perfect. - Oh, she was born with no legs."
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"- I know. - How can I even do a walk and talk?"
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"I can't be with somebody who's physically disfigured."
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"- I know you can't. - It makes me feel sick, okay?"
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"Umida Giyazde."
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"- Oh. - You know, there's Daw Miya Khaing."
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"- Unless... no, that's crazy. - Damn it, I'm roaming."
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"- I can't afford to roam! - We got it, we got it."
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"Nyaring Ayun,"
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, she's currently under house arrest"
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"for opposing the very warlord who photobombed you."
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"- Oh, my God. - Full quota of limbs."
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"- That doesn't come out. - As a girl, she was forced to undergo"
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"Ugh, God! Well, that's not gonna be on camera, so."
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"God, why am I downloading a movie?"
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"Gary? I can't get this... okay, something's..."
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"- Let's flip you over. - What? Oh."
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"Yeah, that's it. We're not going back now. We're going to the Sudan."
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"- So I'm gonna need plenty of... - Of Purell."
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"I gotta find a Boost Mobile store."
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"It's too bad we won't have time to see the camel races."
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"They're saying that Hamlool could be the next Al Misk."
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"And plus, the day after Daylight Saving Time,"
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"you're all messed up."
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"so I just threw it on the floor and I said,"
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""Mom, if I wanted to eat this, I would've eaten it an hour ago.""
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"and I ended up having to poop in a Sunoco bathroom."
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"- Can you believe that? - Jonah,"
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"we have to expand to other issues"
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"that matter in our districts."
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"To the working people of America."
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"Ugh, God, snore."
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"You know what we really need? A cool name."
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"Libertonians. Says what we're about."
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"No, it sounds like a gay a cappella group."
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"I got it... the Beltway Boys."
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"Jesus Christ, are you tag-teaming this?"
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"Those are awful."
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"it happens to be the name of a..."
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"President! Yeah, that's exactly why I like it, Jaeger."
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"Tommy J, he's not all played out like George Washington or Hamilton."
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"Hamilton wasn't a president."
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"No, he was our first Puerto Rican president."
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"Ooh, the Washingtones."
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"No, I am the white Hamilton of the Jeffersons,"
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"and that's our name."
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"- To the Jeffersons. - Ugh."
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"That's right, nobody's gonna keep us down"
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"- ♪ The Capitol Hills. ♪ - God damn it, shut up."
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"I designed it myself."
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"I call it Yoloha."
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"Well, Buzzy, I think it's rad."
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"Aw!"
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"Getting soft, Danny boy? Keep it tight for Jane."
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"it'd be more dignified."
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"Ah, like gorillas at the zoo."
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"Fuck you, Buzzy. Stevie, look, man,"
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"Brie's nipples pop more, and she's not wrong."
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"All right? The constant ass-grabbing, it's like sexual harassment!"
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