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Clips from The Simpsons - Separate Vocations (S03E03)

"[ Chomping And Chewing Noisily ]"
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"Hmm, umm, hmm..."
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"You've been most cooperative."
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"Bad dog!"
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"Very bad dog!"
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"Mom, before you blame the dog..."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I don't know how that got in there."
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"Lisa, why aren't you at band practice?"
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"I quit."
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"Right now you're discouraged..."
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"If you think it's so great, why don't you join the band?"
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"Lisa!"
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"People like to tell you..."
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"what you can't do..."
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"but they don't always know what they're talking about."
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"You know what I want to be?"
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"The girl on the oatmeal box?"
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"No. I'm going to be an astronaut."
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"Women can't be astronauts."
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"Why not?"
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"They distract the men..."
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"so they wouldn't keep their minds on the road."
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"There will be women astronauts."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"It's true..."
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"and we'll all live..."
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"except about the cities on the moon."
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"Well, you can see how anyone can be wrong."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Skinner] Sleek, vigilant puma--"
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"Hi, Lis."
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"Huh?"
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"Lisa, what are you doing?"
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"You want to egg..."
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"Skinner's car?"
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Nothing."
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"Then get out."
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"Okay, but if you really want to honk Skinner off..."
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"he truly believes in."
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"I saw some awful things in 'Nam..."
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"but you really have to wonder at the mentality..."
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"that would desecrate a helpless puma."
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"I never thought I'd say this..."
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"but the no-goodniks rule this school."
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"God, I could really use a half day."
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"Get him out of here."
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"I'll get you, Bart Simpson, if it's the last thing I do!"
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"What is this all about?"
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"Bart Simpson on the side of law and order?!"
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"Has the world gone topsy-turvy?"
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"That's right, man."
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"and I liked it."
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"Hmm."
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"in this school..."
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"and I can't be everywhere at once."
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"Go on."
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"Look, let's can the euphemisms."
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"Wouldn't that mean squealing on other kids?"
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"Hmm."
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"Now, Witness X..."
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"would you please tell the court what you saw?"
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"I saw Mr. Montone there..."
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"seal Mr. Palaccio in an oil drum..."
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"and roll him off the pier."
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"I kill you!"
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"Ay, caramba.!"
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, now, you get to wear a sash."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"You got yourself a narc."
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"Hey, Donna, who loves you, baby?"
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"Not in my hall, bub."
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"I think you've had enough, sister."
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"Come on, let's keep it moving."
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"Pink belly! Pink belly!"
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"Break it up, boys."
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"That belly ain't going to get any pinker."
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"Wedgie!"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Boys Laughing ]"
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"[ Painfully ] Thanks, Bart."
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"Bart's grades are up a little this term..."
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"Oh, we always have one good kid and one lousy kid."
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"Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid."
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"No. Maggie."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Now take some paste and spread it..."
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"on the construction paper."
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"Ralph, are you eating your paste?"
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"[ Muffled ] No, Miss Hoover."
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"Good. Now sprinkle your sparkles on your paste."
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"Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Lisa, what are you..."
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"rebelling against?"
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"What do you got?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Girl ] ...and she goes..."
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"''Lisa told Hoover to shove it.''"
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"And I'm, like, ''No way--''"
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"Hey, Lisa, man."
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"I'm, like, so impressed."
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"Want a smoke?"
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"Uh... I'll smoke it in class."
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"Bart, you're doing a bang-up job."
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"There were some corridors in this school..."
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"you'd never go down."
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"Now I feel safe anywhere."
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"Bart, the school is a police state."
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"Students are afraid to sneeze."
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"The legends were true!"
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"Whenever a teacher confiscates something..."
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"it ends up here."
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"Salacious halter tops..."
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"complete collections of Mad, Cracked..."
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"and the occasional issue of Crazy..."
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