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Clips from The Simpsons - Separate Vocations (S03E03)

"and this plastic derriere."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"You be careful with that crossbow."
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"I will."
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"This is an absence slip..."
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"and this is Nelson's English homework."
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"Forgery! So he didn't have leprosy."
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"I thought I could never teach again."
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"There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock."
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"Ow! Bart, do something!"
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"[ Milhouse ] Sure, we have order. But at what price?"
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"Now let's correct our homework exercises."
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"Lisa, what 1 9th-century figure was nicknamed ''Old Hickory''?"
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"I don't know. You?"
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"[ Kids Laughing ]"
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"Lisa, if you'd bothered to do the assignment..."
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"you'd know the answer is..."
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"the Battle of New Orleans."
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"I mean... Andrew Jackson."
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"Well, you're earning your 1 8 grand a year."
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"Stupid Hoover."
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"She wouldn't be so smart without her teacher's edition."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen..."
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"the unthinkable has happened."
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"Some sick, twisted individual has stolen..."
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"every teacher's edition in this school."
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"What do we do?"
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"Does anyone know..."
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"Please, don't panic."
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"They can smell fear."
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"Children, for rest of day..."
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"Martin will be teaching..."
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"But I wouldn't know where to begin."
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"Do it, brainiac."
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"Have I ever told you kids about the '60s?"
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"[ Kids Clamoring ]"
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"I've got to get out of here."
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"[ Toilet Flushing ]"
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"finding the teacher's editions."
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"The dogs..."
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"have picked up the scent of books."
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"Here we go."
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"We'll have to reorder every book."
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"Seymour, I'll bet you..."
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"those books are still here."
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"We have to search every locker."
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"Locker searches..."
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"aren't permitted by the Supreme Court."
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"Lisa!"
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"It was I."
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"Come on, Bart!"
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"In your pre-fascist days..."
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"you knew the thrill of futile rebellion."
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"Yeah, but even I had my limits."
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"You're looking at expulsion for this."
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"I know! I know!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"[ Skinner Gasps ]"
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"Oh, answers! Answers!"
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"Simpson, you've just saved this school $1 20."
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"Who's behind this monstrous crime?"
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"I am."
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"The signs all pointed to a rogue hall monitor."
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"In light of your recent service to the school..."
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"I've decided to be lenient."
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"400 days detention."
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"I can do that standing on my head."
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"All right, 500 days."
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"600 days."
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"Maybe I'll just shut my big mouth."
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"Let's go, Simpson."
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"Bart, why did you take the blame?"
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"'Cause I didn't want you to wreck your life."
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"You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want..."
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"I'll be right there to borrow money."
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"[ Saxophone Playing ]"
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"Sounding good, Lis."
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"We're going to take a test."
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"Mm-hmm. It's like a mommy."
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"He's lost my vote."
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"[ Bart ] So you guys..."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Ooh, baby."
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"Well, that's nice work, boys."
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"Lisa, I know you're down on homemaking..."
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"[ Burps ]"
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"principal of the mountains."
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"Duh!"
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"I observed our friend, Groundskeeper Willie, burning leaves--"
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"Shove it."
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"a good student take such a slide."
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"When I was in second grade, I was all ''I'm so good.''"
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"to help yourself to an item of your choice."
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"[ Distressed Mumbling ]"
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"the multiplication table?"
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"I'm leaving again."
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"Baa!"
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"Oh, Bart."
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"Police officer?!"
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"I think you should stay in the band."
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"Oh, they can still hear things."
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"Want to quiz me on the vowels?"
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"Madre de Dios.!"
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"Hey,Jimbo, keeping your nose clean, dude?"
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"Think you're big men with your handcuffs..."
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"Salmon gutter?!"
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"[ Choking ]"
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"but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French."
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"See that Caddie?"
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"I'll be frank with you."
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"What have they done for us lately?"
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"Hmm."
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"take a look at these surveillance photos."
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"[ Bart Gasping ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"or, C) a lawyer bird.''"
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