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Clips from The Simpsons - Separate Vocations (S03E03)

"First question--"
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"''If I could be any animal, I would be:"
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"A) a carpenter ant..."
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"B) a nurse shark..."
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"Question 60--"
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"''I prefer the smell of:"
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"A) gasoline..."
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"B) french fries..."
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"or, C) bank customers.''"
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"Well, that was a waste of time."
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"Since we have 1 5 minutes until recess..."
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"please put down your pencils..."
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"Here for the tests."
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"[ Bells Ringing ]"
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"Come on, Emma."
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"Architect!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Systems analyst,systems analyst, systems analyst."
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"All right!"
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"Well, I'll be jiggered."
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"If you'd like to learn more..."
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"I could arrange..."
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"a ride-along in a police car."
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"I don't need you to get me in a police car."
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"You should consider this."
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"Before I saw these test results, I had you pegged a drifter."
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"Wow. A drifter."
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"Lousy sheriff."
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"Cool."
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"[ Lisa ] A homemaker.!"
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"I might as well be dead."
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"It's not that bad."
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"What will you be, boy?"
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Your father wanted to be a policeman..."
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"but they said he was too heavy."
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"The army said I was too heavy."
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"The police said I was too dumb."
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"I'll avoid drug abuse..."
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"but have several torrid love affairs..."
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"I haven't decided."
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"Honey, if that's what you want, we'll help."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Isn't anybody gonna follow in my footsteps?"
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"[ Wolf Howling ]"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Cool."
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"So, you think she has talent?"
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"Sure."
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"Oh, Lord, no."
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"When I say frank, I mean devastating."
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"You've inherited a finger condition..."
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"known as stubbiness."
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"It usually comes..."
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"from the father's side."
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"D'oh!"
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"Stupid fingers."
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"You're wrong! You're wrong!"
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"You don't need long fingers to play the blues."
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"My God, they are stubby."
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"Here. Take it."
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"No. We're here for your son."
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"Maybe this will straighten the boy out."
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"Wow! Can I see your club?"
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"It's called a baton, son."
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"What's it for?"
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"We club people..."
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"Well! It's about time."
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"like being cops?"
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"Oh, it's great."
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"You run red lights, park wherever you please..."
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"hot-and-cold-running chicks."
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"And when you go home at night..."
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"[ Bart ] Uh-huh."
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"That's Mayor Quimby's car."
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"Tonight his honor is... polling the electorate."
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"I tell you."
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"They only come out at night."
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"Dear log..."
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"[ Cocks Gun ]"
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"[ Hearty Laughter]"
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"It doesn't quite work that way, son."
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"People see movies like McBain, and they think it's all..."
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"Let's roll."
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"We're in pursuit of a speeding individual..."
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"driving a red... car, license number..."
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"Eggplant-Xerxes- Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal."
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"Oh, no."
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"Cops."
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"almost sensuous."
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"Damn boxes."
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"He's trapped."
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"Son, this is against every regulation..."
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"but would you cover us?"
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"[ Bart ] Wow!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"See you in hell, punk."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"See you in hell, punk!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Man, that was close."
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"Good thing this alley got so narrow in the middle."
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"[ Tires Squealing ]"
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"Looks like you just bought yourself..."
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"a lottery ticket-- to jail."
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"what I want to be when I grow up-- a cop."
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"Until then, son..."
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"Eddie, give him..."
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"Hey!"
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"Morning, honey."
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"What's so good..."
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"about being stuck in the house..."
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"behind a stove?"
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"but it can really let you be creative."
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"into a smiley face for Bart and Homer."
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"What's the point? They'll never notice."
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"Oh, well, you'd surprised."
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