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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Apology Insufficiency (S04E04)

"...rather than holding back and being cautious..."
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"Oh, yeah? What does that look like?"
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"Hi."
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"- Congratulations, Howard. - Thanks."
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"I'd like to talk to you about Howard Wolowitz."
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"Good."
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"No, just me."
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"...I was expecting Mulder."
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"X-Files."
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"...for impersonating a federal officer just to ask questions..."
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"Fidelity, bravery, integrity?"
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"...off its shoes."
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"Mr. Wolowitz borrowed it..."
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"Very well, would you be interested in knowing..."
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"I'm afraid not. Is there anything else?"
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"That was actually a poorly-chosen example..."
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"Oh, good."
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"I thought if anyone was gonna screw things up for Howard..."
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"Did something happen today that's bothering you?"
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"Thank you for filing a complaint with my superior, Dr. Cooper."
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"H is for honesty, of which he has much."
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"I'm sorry, honey, I don't know milliliters."
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"He started America on a path to the metric system but then just gave up."
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"He wonders why he was a one-term president."
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"...there's an app for that."
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"...you can't go back and undry-hump someone's boyfriend."
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"I see."
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"Right there with you."
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"Go away, Sheldon."
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"No, seriously, I think I've finally figured out my problem with women."
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"The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family."
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"What does that have to do with me and women?"
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"Nothing, it was a desperate attempt..."
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"...to introduce an alternate topic of conversation."
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"My problem is I don't project confidence."
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"So I decided that the next time I meet a woman I think is attractive..."
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"...I'll assume the mantle of self-assurance."
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"I'm Leonard."
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"And you are beautiful."
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"You pop, sparkle and buzz electric."
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"I'm gonna pick you up at 8, show you a night you will never forget."
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"Where are we going?"
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"Good news, I made it onto the team for the new Defense Department..."
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"...laser-equipped surveillance satellite. - Excuse me."
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"If we're changing topics, I believe I have first dibs with capybara..."
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"...a rodent the size of a baby hippo."
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"Listen, I have to get a security clearance..."
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"...so you guys might be hearing from the FBI."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to speak to the FBI."
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"- Why not? - I'm brown and I talk funny."
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"They're just doing a background check on me."
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"It doesn't matter, they'll find a reason to give me a one-way ticket to Gandhiville."
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"By the way, when I say that, it's not offensive."
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"Don't be ridiculous, Raj."
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"- You're here legally. - Nobody cares."
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"You know how long it's been since I got through airport security..."
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"...without being given a colonoscopy?"
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"You know, I try very hard to make our lunch hours educational and informative."
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"But your insistence on talking about your own lives stymies me at every turn."
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"Fine, Sheldon, tell us about your giant rodents."
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"No. You squandered your time with me and the moment has now passed."
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"Feast on your disappointment..."
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"...much as the capybara feasts on its own waste."
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"Oh, Bella, don't you see?"
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"Edward's only pushing you away because he loves you."
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"Coming."
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"Dr. Koothrappali?"
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"I'm Special Agent Page, FBI. May I come in?"
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"Ah, thank you."
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"All right. Well, how long have you known Mr. Wolowitz?"
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"- Rum cake? - No, thanks."
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"Now, about Mr. Wolowitz."
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"Seven years."
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"I see."
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"I'm in this country legally, you know."
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"I'm sure you are."
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"Now, to your knowledge..."
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"...has Mr. Wolowitz ever committed a crime?"
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"Of course not."
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"I'm here on an H1 B visa..."
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"...which means I can't be associated with crime or criminal activity..."
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"...and I'm not."
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"To your knowledge, does Mr. Wolowitz have any foreign contacts?"
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"Oh, there it is."
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"Here comes the cavity search."
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"- Excuse me? - Please don't send me back to India."
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"It's so crowded. It's like the whole country is one endless Comic-Con..."
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"...except everybody's wearing Indian Guy."
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"- Dr. Koothrappali... - I love this country."
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"The baseball, the freedom, the rampant morbid obesity."
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"From California to the New York island, I'm a real Yankee Doodle boy."
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"Dr. Koothrappali, please."
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"My country 'tis of thee"
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"Da-da-da liberty"
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"It's really great"
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"So when Howard said the FBI would be contacting me..."
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"Glad to see I got Scully, ha, ha."
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"- Who? - Mulder and Scully."
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""The truth is out there." Never mind."
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"Uh, so, what would you like to know?"
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"You work with Mr. Wolowitz here at the university, correct?"
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"Yes. Of course, we're in different departments."
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"He's an engineer and I'm an experimental physicist."
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"You know, one of those guys who examines..."
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"...the building blocks of creation and says:"
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""Hello, maker of the universe."
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"I see what you did there."
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"Good one.""
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"Right."
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"Now, how would you characterize your relationship with Mr. Wolowitz?"
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"Good."
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"It's a good relationship."
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"Of course, most of my relationships are good, you know."
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"Probably because I exude confidence."
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"People are drawn to that, you know?"
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"Mm."
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"Do you know of any groups Mr. Wolowitz is a member of?"
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"You are beautiful, you know that?"
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"You pop, sparkle and buzz electric."
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"I'm gonna pick you up at 8."
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