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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Apology Insufficiency (S04E04)

"Show you a night you will never forget."
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"Sounds great."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Can my 6'2" Navy SEAL husband come with us?"
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"Is that...? Oh, my, I didn't see the ring with my glasses off so..."
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"Look at that, I'm starting to exude."
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"- Wanna get that? - Not particularly."
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"- Could you get that? - I suppose I could if I were asked."
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"- Would you please get that? - Well, of course."
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"Why do you have to make things so complicated?"
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"- Dr. Cooper? - Yes."
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"I'm Special Agent Page, FBI."
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"You say you're Special Agent Page, FBI."
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"Here's my ID."
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"And here is my Justice League membership card."
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"But that doesn't prove I know Batman."
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"I just wanna ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz."
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"Oh. Well, all right."
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"I doubt anyone would risk the stiff penalties..."
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"...about a minor league engineer with an unresolved Oedipal complex."
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"- Thank you. - For the record, I truly support the FBI..."
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"...in the mission which is expressed through their motto."
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"Eighteen years ago, I sent the FBI Crime Lab samples..."
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"...from a bag of excrement that had been lit on fire on my front porch..."
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"...for fingerprinting and DNA analysis."
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"Why haven't I heard back yet?"
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"Well, the FBI Crime Lab does have a lot on its plate."
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"That's of little comfort to a nation attempting to scrape burning feces..."
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"Would you mind if we talked about Mr. Wolowitz now?"
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"A little, but go on."
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"Thank you."
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"Would you characterize him as responsible?"
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"I'm going to answer that with a visual aid."
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"This is my nine-disc complete Lord of the Rings trilogy Blu-ray set."
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"...damaged plastic retention hub number three..."
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"...and then returned it to me hoping I wouldn't notice."
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"Would you characterize that as responsible?"
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"That's really not the sort of thing we're interested in."
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"- You heard me say Blu-ray, right? - I did."
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"...that Mr. Wolowitz once snuck onto my "World of Warcraft" account..."
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"...and changed the name of a certain level-80 warlock..."
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"...from "Sheldor" to "Smeldor"?"
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"Anything else? Where would you like to start?"
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"He refuses to pay fines when he's overdue with books I lend him..."
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"...he crashed the Mars Rover while attempting to impress a woman."
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"He recommended that I go see the third Matrix movie..."
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"...because it was, and I quote, "Just as good as the first one.""
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"If that's not irresponsible, I don't know what is."
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"The Mars Rover?"
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"- Did I say Mars Rover? - You did."
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"...as it had nothing to do with me."
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"- Yes, well, let's talk about it anyway. - I don't want to."
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"Not that my disinclination to discuss the topic..."
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"...should be interpreted as evidence of Howard Wolowitz's culpability..."
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"...in the destruction of government property worth millions of dollars."
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"I was afraid you were going to fixate on that Mars Rover incident."
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"Hey, buddies."
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"Guess who didn't get security clearance to work on the giant space laser?"
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"- What happened? - The background interviews didn't go well."
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"You guys wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
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"Well, actually, I may have gotten a little tipsy when I talked to her."
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"And I may have hit on her a little bit."
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"And I may have thrown up rum cake on her shoes."
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"I see. Well, it's good to know when I need you guys..."
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"...I can always count on you to step up and ruin everything."
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"- I feel awful. - Me too."
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"...it'd be Sheldon."
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"Well, your expectations have been subverted."
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"Ha, ha."
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"What are you doing up?"
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"Sleep eludes me, Leonard."
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"Really?"
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"Maybe sleep has met you before."
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"Mockery? That's all you have to offer?"
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"- I'm sorry. Why can't you sleep? - Who knows?"
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"I haven't watched any scary movies recently."
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"I'm no longer obsessing over why the predicted mass..."
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"...of the quantum vacuum has little effect on the expansion of the universe."
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"And it's been weeks since I took that accidental sip of Red Bull."
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"Well, I did mention the Mars Rover incident to that FBI agent..."
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"...and probably cost Howard his security clearance."
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"- What? - Yeah, but why should that keep me up?"
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"I understand you wanna recant your statement about Howard Wolowitz."
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"- Yes. - Was your statement untrue?"
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"No."
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"Then I'm afraid you can't withdraw it."
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"I'm sorry, I don't recall you saying no backsies."
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"Is there anything else?"
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"Yes, I'd like to offer a laudatory statement..."
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"...about Howard's many excellent qualities I believe will tip the scales..."
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"...back in his favor. Ahem. "Howard Joel Wolowitz."
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"O is for outstanding, which he is such."
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"W is for witty, he's quick with a joke."
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"A is for artistic, his ability...""
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"I'm sorry, Dr. Cooper, this matter is already closed."
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"But I still have "ard Joel Wolowitz" left to go."
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"It's closed."
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"I don't understand why you people are picking on my friend Howard..."
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"...when there are much more serious security threats to pursue."
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"For instance, when I first met Leonard..."
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"...ergo, I do not like you. - But I actually didn't demote Pluto."
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"That was a vote of the International Astronomical Union."
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"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas."
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"Think about that, Dr. Tyson."
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"That the guy you were telling me about?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"In any case, I have been riddled with guilt..."
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"...which is causing Gorn-infested REM sleep."
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"- So I'm here now to say I'm sorry. - Are you kidding me?"
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"You've set my career back at least two years..."
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"...and you think you can make it right with "I'm sorry"?"
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"Yes."
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"I followed the social protocol."
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"I attempted to right the wrong and when I failed..."
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"Dr. Cooper, I just wanted you to know..."
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"Oh, shut up."
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"- Sheldon? - Hello."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I have troubles, Penny."
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