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Clips from South Park - Lice Capades (S11E11)

"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,"
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"All right students, let's take our seats."
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"which we need to talk about."
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"Good, good. I'm glad we're finally gonna do something about it."
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"- Somebody might have lice? - Ewww!"
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"Everyone knows that only poor people can get lice."
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"but we're gonna be examined so that if anyone has the lice,"
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"Lice can live in anybody's hair."
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"Boy, I sure hope they don't find lice in my hair."
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"They drag you out of here,"
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"put you in this big containment facility,"
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"All this just so they can send Kenny and his stupid head lice home."
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"Have a seat on the stool."
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"- Uh-oh, looks like you've got 'em. - What?"
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"Oh my God. Oh Christ, no!"
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"Please, ya-you don't understand."
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"The other kids are gonna make fun of me forever!"
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"But now, think of the world as... a living being."
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"then it would ultimately become aware of our effect on it."
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"If we have made too much of an impact,"
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"then that consciousness would try to snuff us out!"
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"the likes of which we've never seen!"
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"Escort Mr. Mayfield out."
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"I have... I have AIDS."
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"It should kill... every last one of them."
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"Travis? Everything okay?"
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"I can't... hang on!"
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"With the lice exam. Did they find anybody with lice?"
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"Well, who was it? It was Kenny, right??"
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"If somebody had parasites in their hair, we need to know who!"
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"- It was Kenny, wasn't it? - I wanna know who it was, too."
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"That is bullcrap!"
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"It could just have easily been one of you stupid girls!"
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"Hope. Hope, you're alive."
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"Help me... Help me..."
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"So help me, if we live through this, I'm gonna see you rot in prison!"
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"All right, the person who had head lice needs to speak up right now,"
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"But you know what?!"
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"Try to get everyone to blame me!"
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"You guys stop it! This isn't getting us anywhere!"
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"- I wanna go too. - Not a chance."
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"we'll try to send help for the rest of you."
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"Yeah. Right behind you."
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"We're gonna find out once and for all who had head cooties."
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"That saliva, is monochromagnic."
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"Because you don't want to take the test, do you?!"
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"If it isn't going to work, then what are you afraid of?"
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"Everyone take a Petri dish and a syringe."
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"It doesn't prove anything!"
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"It's all right, it won't take much longer, just..."
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"Of course I was right! I told you only poor people get lice!"
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"I've always heard stories about this place."
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"It's real. Real as my love for my unborn baby."
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"What the hell do you want, Vice President?!"
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"We caught Kenny, and we're all gonna let him have it!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Yeah! We're gonna fu--fuck him up!"
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"That's good! That's far enough!"
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"I'm gonna go back to the village, start to rebuild,"
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"Don't you get it? The world doesn't want you here!"
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"constantly trying to preach that the world is alive!"
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"If the world was alive, it would feel this!"
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"You die he..."
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"Kenny McCormick, you are charged with bringing head cooties into our school,"
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"I can't let Kenny be sock-dried."
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"Because I was."
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"because you figured that out, didn't you?!"
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"Wait a-- Wait a minute, what?"
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"Why do you think I went through that"
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"- I thought I was the only one. - Me too."
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"But that means... that means Kenny was lying!"
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"- Sock bath! - Yeah. Sock bath!"
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"Kelly. Kelly, can you hear me?"
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"Hello everyone!"
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""Lice Capades""
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"I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"Apparently, we have a little problem here at the school,"
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"Ah yes. You mean the Jew problem."
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"No, I mean the problem of head lice."
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"and we need to make sure nobody spreads it here."
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"So today you're all going to the gymnasium"
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"to have your scalps examined."
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"Uh, th-that is completely unnecessary."
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"The only person that can spread it here is Kenny."
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"What? Fuck you!"
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"I'm sure this class is clean,"
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"we can stop it before it spreads."
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"Hello, Kelly. How's my baby?"
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"You mean me or the little one?"
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"I mean both."
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"Well, besides a little loneliness waiting for Daddy to come home,"
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"I guess we're both okay."
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"How did a louse like me get so lucky to have a louse like you?"
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"Luck had nothing to do with it, Travis."
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"You okay?"
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"Sometimes, I just worry what kind of world"
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"our baby is gonna grow up in."
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"I need to run up to the forest and do another sediment analysis."
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"I'm worried we might be overworking the tertiary layer."
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"All students, make sure you're in line according to your grade."
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"When you reach the front of the line,"
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"you will go behind the curtain and remove any hats to be checked."
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"What do you think happens if you do have it?"
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"where they stick a cold metal pipe up your ass with this clear jelly,"
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"and then they shock your balls."
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"I'm clean! I knew I didn't have any stupid lice!"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Hey! Fuck you!"
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"You have lice. Let's see... Clyde Harris, is it?"
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"Now now, it's all right."
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"We're going to call your parents and get you to your doctor."
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"I'm sure your friends aren't that cruel."
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"Yes, they are!"
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"Mr. President! Mr. President! I believe we have a serious problem!"
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"The environment... is changing."
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"I believe it is somehow reacting to our presence on it."
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