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Clips from Family Guy - Stuck Together, Torn Apart (S03E03)

"- Brian, will you watch Stewie? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Please keep a close eye on him. Remember what happened last time."
Family Guy
"Oh, what have we here? May I partake?"
Family Guy
"Mmm."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"- Can I have more sausage? - Yeah, me too?"
Family Guy
"Ross Fishman, is that really you? I haven't seen you since college. How are you?"
Family Guy
"Great. Wow, Lois! You haven't aged a bit."
Family Guy
"Help me."
Family Guy
"You people at the Industrial Adhesives Corporation know how to make a tasty glue."
Family Guy
"Well, then, let the banquet begin."
Family Guy
"I'm keeping an eye on you. If Lois sees this, she'll kill me."
Family Guy
"- You can let go of my hand now. - You can let go of mine."
Family Guy
"- Oh... - Crap."
Family Guy
"I can't tell you how wonderful it's been to see you."
Family Guy
"It's a crime that it's been so long. We were so close."
Family Guy
"We could get together for coffee, catch up."
Family Guy
"Well... I don't know, Ross. I'm married now."
Family Guy
"So am I. Does that mean we're not allowed to stay in touch with old friends?"
Family Guy
"Look, Dad. They have 12-packs of kidneys!"
Family Guy
"- OK, thanks. - Well?"
Family Guy
"The good news is they make a solvent that'll get us unstuck."
Family Guy
"We're stuck like this for a bloody fortnight?!"
Family Guy
"- You cannot tell Lois about this. - What if I do?"
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"- I have pictures of you in her wedding dress. - You said there was no film in that camera!"
Family Guy
"- Stewie, it's time to change your diaper. - Mind if I watch?"
Family Guy
"from rekindling an old friendship just because it was with a man."
Family Guy
"Peter's not very understanding when it comes to you and other men."
Family Guy
"I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward."
Family Guy
"But I... I wanted to tell you something."
Family Guy
"But I... I seem to be so charmingly befuddled."
Family Guy
"- Ah, that Hugh Grant is so handsome. - Oh, is that how it is?"
Family Guy
"Don't do it, Dad! He's bigger than you!"
Family Guy
"Thank you. Thank you very much. This next one is for all the ladies out there."
Family Guy
"Then there was last Saturday night."
Family Guy
"I can't let Peter's irrational emotions run my life!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna call Ross and see if it's not too late for his offer."
Family Guy
"- Would you mind finishing up? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Yes, do you like cleaning my doody, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Say it. Say "I like cleaning your doody, Stewie. " Ha! Don't forget the taint."
Family Guy
"We'll need security to unlock the gate for me. OK, Tattoo?"
Family Guy
"- It's Higgins. - What?"
Family Guy
"The name is Higgins."
Family Guy
"- What's your name? - Tattoo."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter. I'm just... gonna go out for a few hours."
Family Guy
"So, I... I'll return in... a few hours."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, can you grab me a beer?"
Family Guy
"- Lois? - Dad, I think she went out."
Family Guy
"- Then you be Lois. - OK."
Family Guy
"Lois, can you grab me a beer? Oh, my God! You've really let yourself go!"
Family Guy
"Maybe if you bought me nice clothes once in a while!"
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin, we know you're in there! Come out with your hands up!"
Family Guy
"Fooled ya!"
Family Guy
"You sure did. What the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"The new police surveillance van. We're going on a beer run. Wanna join us?"
Family Guy
"Fooled ya! Come on. Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings any more."
Family Guy
"Sweet."
Family Guy
"- Let me try. - Cleveland, don't!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe! The van's gone!"
Family Guy
"fighting over a wedge of cheese."
Family Guy
"- Why would Lois be there? I already ate. - Take a look."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! That is Lois! Why the hell would she..."
Family Guy
"Let's start over. Hi, I'm Quagmire."
Family Guy
"All right. Let's see what we can pick up."
Family Guy
"Please don't spit in my eggs. Please don't spit in my eggs."
Family Guy
"Thank you for the eggs! I hope he didn't spit in my eggs."
Family Guy
"Doug, I spit in that guy's eggs."
Family Guy
"I'm glad we both found someone to make us happy."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! That's who that is. Ross Fishman, Lois's old boyfriend."
Family Guy
"- We're losing them. - I gotta hear more."
Family Guy
"The power's not supposed to go that high!"
Family Guy
"Probably that skank who needed a ride. Last time I do somebody a favour."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! They must have heard me! Oh, God! I can hear me!"
Family Guy
"Ugh! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
Family Guy
"You were clean 15 minutes ago. Now you're just on vacation."
Family Guy
"So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh? Well, two can play at that game."
Family Guy
"I just gotta find my little black book."
Family Guy
"Ah, here it is."
Family Guy
"Yeah. So, I guess you're married now, huh?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Hey, Ricky, you were right! I was pregnant!"
Family Guy
"Hey, what's up, Pete? Long time no see."
Family Guy
"Patty, the years have been great to you."
Family Guy
"- Angie? - Peter? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Come in!"
Family Guy
"Uh... what is all this stuff?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I have been waiting for this moment for 25 years!"
Family Guy
"And look! Look! I left the toilet just as it was the night we went to the prom."
Family Guy
"It's the little piece of you that's kept your memory alive."
Family Guy
"But now I have you back."
Family Guy
"Oh, well. At least I still have you."
Family Guy
"You were going 65, fella. That's ten miles over the... Why are you holding his hand?"
Family Guy
"- We met on the Internet. - Shut up!"
Family Guy
"- Ever hear of super industrial adhesive? - Actually, yes, we have."
Family Guy
"- Dad, why do you keep looking at the door? - Oh, Meg. You and your drugs."
Family Guy
"I wonder who that could be."
Family Guy
"- Peter Gifford? - My God! Dora, my old girlfriend."
Family Guy
"What a surprise that you would look me up! You always thought I was so handsome."
Family Guy
"Peter, can I see you in the other room?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah, go. Say it. - Should I?"
Family Guy
"How far can you get this banana... I can't say it. She's looking right at me."
Family Guy
"What the hell is this about?"
Family Guy
"- It's about you and Ross Fishman! - What?!"
Family Guy
"I saw you and him breaking the Fifth Commandment!"
Family Guy
"Congress passes these things for a reason!"
Family Guy
"That's it! You're suffocating me with your jealousy. I can't take it any more."
Family Guy
"- What is your problem?! - You want to know what my problem is?"
Family Guy
"- I love too much! - What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"- Don't you see? We're alive! - You're scaring me."
Family Guy
"Maybe you should call that counsellor."
Family Guy
"- I have a suggestion. - We'll do whatever it takes."
Family Guy
"I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house"
Family Guy
"Just like that show Big Brother. Except somebody'll be watching."
Family Guy
""Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. ""
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""God, I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves. ""
Family Guy
"Keep going."
Family Guy
"Get my back, would you?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's it. Ooh, that feels good."
Family Guy
"- Can you give me a hand with this jar? - Oh, for heaven's sake, Peter."
Family Guy
"Gotcha."
Family Guy
"To be honest, I've never seen such dysfunction."
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