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Clips from Family Guy - Stuck Together, Torn Apart (S03E03)

"I recommend a trial separation, during which time I advise that you date other people."
Family Guy
"I believe this will help you gather perspective."
Family Guy
"I realise this is upsetting. That's why I've invited Howie Mandel"
Family Guy
"I know. But maybe the doctor's right. This time apart could be good for us."
Family Guy
"I don't know. Splitting up didn't work too well for Pacman and his wife."
Family Guy
"- Forget about her. - You're too good for her anyway."
Family Guy
"- Cheer up, man. - Hey, you want to eat us? Huh?"
Family Guy
"- We're turning blue! - I've got nowhere to run."
Family Guy
"- Oh. - Oh."
Family Guy
"He's not budging. Come on. Let's go to Qbert's."
Family Guy
"- I appreciate you putting me up, Cleveland. - Our house is your house, Peter."
Family Guy
"I'd sit here and chat, but I need to get back upstairs to Loretta"
Family Guy
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Family Guy
"You are welcome to stay as long as you like."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Muriel. So, what do you guys do for fun around here?"
Family Guy
"We're... we're having some minor marital problems."
Family Guy
"- How about now? - We are supposed to see other people."
Family Guy
"Oh. God blast it! Will you hold it for five seconds?!"
Family Guy
"So, Mr Griffin, how does it feel to be a bachelor on the prowl again?"
Family Guy
"It's not as great as you'd think. I don't have the same way with women that I used to."
Family Guy
"That was nice. That was nice."
Family Guy
"I had a great time with you today, beautiful stranger. What's your sign?"
Family Guy
"Let me show you Mort's tape. He was so charming."
Family Guy
"Agh! Oh, my eyes! Could you please turn down that very bright light?"
Family Guy
"My name is Mort and I live with my mother. And I have very low standards."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! There's blood in my mucus!"
Family Guy
"Hey, there's the mail! Oh, finally."
Family Guy
"Ba-zing."
Family Guy
"We're gonna have a swell time tonight, Lois."
Family Guy
"No problem. It's chilly out, so I brought you a jacket."
Family Guy
"Muriel and I feel that you need to follow your therapist's advice and start dating."
Family Guy
"- Jeez, Mort. I don't know if I'm ready. - Come on, stud."
Family Guy
"We've set it up for you to go out with our niece."
Family Guy
"This is our niece, Jennifer Love Hewitt."
Family Guy
"- Nice to meet you. - All right, I'm getting up."
Family Guy
"Ow! Crafty Mexicans and your glass candy."
Family Guy
"- What's going on? - There's a girl in that well."
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God! - Nobody has arms long enough to reach her."
Family Guy
"Except that guy. But he's helping that woman tickle a midget."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, you want to rescue her, don't you?"
Family Guy
"It's times like this I wish they'd used me for stem-cell research."
Family Guy
"Help me!"
Family Guy
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Ha!"
Family Guy
"I just noticed. How often do you see a 17th-century well in this day and age?"
Family Guy
"- Hurry up. The glue's wearing off! - All right, all right!"
Family Guy
"We're not stuck together any more."
Family Guy
"- Want to hold hands on the walk home? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Susie! Thank God you're all right!"
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. This isn't my little girl."
Family Guy
"Hey, that was my wife!"
Family Guy
"- I Know What You Did Last Summer? - Never heard of it."
Family Guy
"- The Devil and Daniel Webster? - Nope."
Family Guy
"- Party of Five? - Was that a porno?"
Family Guy
"Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent."
Family Guy
""On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"You don't have to keep moving to the back. You can have as many as you want."
Family Guy
"I've looked through the footage."
Family Guy
"I quit drinking. I might be an alcoholic."
Family Guy
"- I wish I knew what she was saying. - I think I can help."
Family Guy
"And the flight was delayed, so the headphones were free!"
Family Guy
"I'm in! Giggetty-gaggety-gaggety-goo!"
Family Guy
"What takes an hour? We could watch Rita Rudner do five minutes of stand-up."
Family Guy
"I saw you on Scientific American. You looked great."
Family Guy
"Oh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!"
Family Guy
"This feels really weird, Lois."
Family Guy
"We like to watch old movies while listening to "Hotel California""
Family Guy
"Gross. I still think you're neat, though."
Family Guy
"- Technically, yes. - That's what I thought. Great."
Family Guy
"There. Made lots of room."
Family Guy
"- Stewie, get down before you hurt yourself. - Shut up! You're not my mother!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! That's disgusting!"
Family Guy
""He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"The food here is fantastic. This is where I took Lois on our first date."
Family Guy
"There you go. Isn't this romantic?"
Family Guy
""It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"And I'm ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me"
Family Guy
"Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!"
Family Guy
"- Oh, look at that handsome man. - You son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"Whoa. I can see your skin cells."
Family Guy
"It's got a cloaking device that disguises it as two homeless guys"
Family Guy
"Our armies are ready. We will leave the sewers"
Family Guy
"I enjoy being with you, Ross. I'm having a great time."
Family Guy
"and strike back at the humans in the overworld."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's everybody... Oh, my God! My diary! I hate you all!"
Family Guy
"Agh! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Family Guy
"Tee-hee. Stop it. Tee-hee."
Family Guy
"- Tee-hee! - Tee-hee!"
Family Guy