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Clips from The Office (2005) - Goodbye, Michael (S07E07)

"Just up here getting used to the altitude."
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"I've got a treat for you."
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"Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
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"That's because they're not oysters. They're bull testicles!"
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"What is wrong with you? I'm the sick freak? Yeah."
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"Where did you hear that?"
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"What are you thinking?"
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"You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear."
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"How about a pepperoni?"
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"You're not gonna take all your toys, are you?"
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"take my favorite truck, sure."
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"I will be in the break room."
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"Why don't you stay away from me?"
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"You don't want to get on my bad side."
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"I've seen some horrible things."
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"We thought."
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"Mmm."
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"Okay."
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"Hot fudge?"
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"I still need something to drink out of, though."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"I thought he knew about the baby I gave away."
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"Look, Michael, it's a going-away present so your hands won't get cold."
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"Ah."
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"and they can't be dry-cleaned either."
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"You have to hand wash without water,"
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"So, Phyllis, I am giving you this"
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"so you can always remember to speak your mind."
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"But you're the best salesman on the inside."
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"I've given up expecting Michael to do the right thing"
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"I almost welcome it."
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"You know who that is?"
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"But, I... You will find love."
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"Okay, you know what? Just do your best, buddy."
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"Okay, Oscar, you are very smart,"
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"He just accepted it, that I..."
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"He has the lowest opinion of me of anybody."
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"or did you think we were gonna have sex at some point?"
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"I don't... Okay, you know what? Inappropriate,"
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"State senator."
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"I'm gonna be dropping in on one of our biggest clients this afternoon,"
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"Oh, Michael. Hmm?"
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"Where do you want your last paycheck sent?"
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"Finally. That old shredder sucked."
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"Yeah, and it won't shred magazines."
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"I know."
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"No. It's just that old shredder sucks."
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"I can't do this."
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"I'm not going to start improv at level one."
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"Well, you know, Michael, I have a brother in Boulder."
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"I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop."
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"And the women on these cakes,"
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"It is refreshing."
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"but I will follow you in here"
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"Hey, Creed."
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"Okay, well, you should give him"
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"Let's see here."
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"Darryl, I have one last wish."
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"No problem. Sorry."
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"Catch you guys on the flippety-flip."
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"Yeah."
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"Catch you guys..."
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"Flippety-flip."
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"No, I don't."
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""I've only got enough cash to buy a sandwich or get drunk.""
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"So I grab the dog, he runs off."
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"She's so grateful, she hires me."
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"and he's begging me to reconsider,"
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"I wish I knew who my birth mother was"
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"Because you are beautiful, and you are fun,"
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"And you know what?"
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"You don't need a mom,"
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"Extension 147."
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"No. No. I'm on a sale..."
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"Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow."
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"It's a letter of recommendation."
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""I define it as Dwight Schrute."
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""he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme.""
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"What's this?"
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""2:45 behind the building, paintball.""
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"Oh!"
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"Come on, come on! Come on!"
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"But I can say this."
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"You go with this guy,"
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"If you want some boring, white bread clock-watcher,"
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"Time to spin the chamber, Boris..."
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"By signing up for another year."
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"don't be."
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"or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed."
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"A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller,"
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"which will make you look less like a transvestite."
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"I will be the one to take your call."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Okay, everybody, come on."
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"Once again."
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"and, secondly, Phyllis, how are those mittens coming?"
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"Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them,"
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"Um, hmm?"
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"We were such a good... Mmm-mmm."
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"I "rove" you all."
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"T-shirt idea. "Goodbyes stink.""
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"Oh."
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"Best boss I ever had."
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"That's my cab."
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"All right. All right."
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"Listen, Michael, I really..."
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"Phyllis."
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"She's my family."
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"They say on your deathbed"
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"I actually don't understand deathbeds."
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"No, he wasn't sad."
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"And he was hoping to get an upgrade as an awards member."
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"Well, if he's not gonna make it,"
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"This is not even that good."
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"Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly."
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"Michael? Yes?"
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"Oh!"
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"Thank you. Like a butler."
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"Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain oysters."
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"I cut them off fresh this morning!"
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