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Clips from The Office (2005) - Goodbye, Michael (S07E07)

"Sick freak. What is wrong with you?"
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"After what you did, you expect to be buttled?"
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"After you didn't recommend me?"
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"The job was not mine to give."
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"I am told that there are bears in the Rockies."
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"Obvious, XM radio?"
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"Well, I was just thinking"
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"that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket..."
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"Great idea."
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"...in order to feed the bears."
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"Especially if you think that life would be better without legs!"
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"How do you mean?"
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"Black bears can smell a salami at five miles, Michael."
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"And they run faster than a horse."
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"So if you were thinking about outrunning them on a horse,"
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"I would try a cheetah."
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"You're like a giant walking salami."
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"Okay, so no salami in the pants."
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"Any kind of meat you can possibly name. Okay."
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"Hmm?"
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"I mean, you don't... You don't have a job lined up, so..."
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"It's not like you have a desk to put them on."
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"Well, I have interviews."
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"What about that truck?"
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"Can I have this little truck?"
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"Was thinking I might glue a stapler on top"
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"or put a hole here and stick pens in it."
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"You okay? Yes."
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"You know what..."
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"I'm gonna get out of your hair."
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"Okay, that sounds good. Thank you."
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"Sad?"
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"No."
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"No, no."
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"I don't leave till tomorrow, so tomorrow I will be a wreck."
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"Stay away from Erin. Hey."
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"No, I'm gonna stand where I want, okay?"
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"I own over 200 horror movies."
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"Okay, that's so weird!"
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"Just go away!"
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"Hi, Tuna."
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"You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?"
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"How about cupcakes?"
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"Please."
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"What's wrong with cupcakes? Everything."
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"The Party Planning Committee together again."
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"Well, we all wanted to plan your goodbye party."
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"We thought this would be easier."
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"It's an experiment."
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"The dream team and Meredith."
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"We decided on the ice cream. Mint chocolate chip. Your favorite."
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"- Yeah, that was a surprise. - You know what?"
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"I'm thinking maybe we should get ice cream that everybody will like."
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"Tomorrow, I want everybody to have a good time."
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"No drama."
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"And as for today, just a typical day."
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"All right?"
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"Should we get toppings?"
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"What do you like, Pam?"
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"What?"
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"Sounds good."
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"Fudge it up."
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"I bought this for myself."
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"they gave me this."
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"Before I leave tomorrow, I would like to reveal a secret"
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"that I have kept for over 20 years."
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"Please, Michael."
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"When Phyllis was in high school,"
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"she was so cute."
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"It's almost done, but you can't get them wet,"
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"wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool."
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"And I will start by giving the first gift to Phyllis."
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"Phyllis, you are shy and sweet,"
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"and you don't often speak your mind,"
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"but you should, because you have great ideas."
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"Gee, thanks, Michael."
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"Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles."
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"I bestow upon you..."
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"May you never lose the fun-loving quality in life."
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"Where's the rest of it? It's got no balls."
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"And Andy."
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"Our ten most important accounts."
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"Wow. Yeah, wow."
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"You know I'm the worst salesman here, right?"
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"What does that even mean?"
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"You sold us all on Andy."
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"I have faith in you."
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"I used to be obese."
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"Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy."
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"Life literally moves in slow motion."
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"but let me just put it this way,"
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"I'm pretty sure everything would be fine."
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"Kevin, I have something for you."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh."
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"Don't be a caricature, Kevin. Never be a caricature."
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"How did that feel when I tore that up?"
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"Better? Good."
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"Stand up."
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"You will be thin."
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"You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore."
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"Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
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"Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
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"Oscar, you are a..."
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"Michael, I just lost Porter Hardware! I just... I lost them."
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"and I think of you as my Scarecrow, because you gave me a brain."
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"So that's why I made you this."
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"It's beautiful."
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"It looks like it was made by a two-year-old monkey on a farm."
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"That I put all this work into it."
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"Oh, man."
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"Was it just me,"
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"How would you have wanted to do it?"
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"because I am engaged happily,"
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"I just got these. Sure."
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"These are... Okay, this is us at the theater."
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"Oh, rollerblading. Rollerblading."
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"Who's that? Who's that guy?"
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"Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide. Hmm."
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"I guess this could be the one, huh?"
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