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Clips from Family Guy - Call Girl (S11E11)

"doesn't mind the Persian birds next door."
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"Check out my expensive fountain."
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"(bird chirping)"
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"Dad, look."
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"(birds chirping)"
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"You built a great birdhouse, son."
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"No!"
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"What just happened?!"
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"What was that thing?!"
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"I don't know. Some kind of super bird."
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"Or maybe an average bird who bought a Bowflex."
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"Indeed, a force to be reckoned with,"
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"like Secretary of Energy Steven Chu."
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"Secretary Chu, Ways and Means"
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"has sent over a preliminary budget."
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"It looks like the Department of Energy"
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"is looking at a four-percent budget cut."
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"Okay, no budget cut."
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"PETER: I am here."
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"Family, I want you to meet my falcon, Xerxes."
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"And yet for Christmas,"
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"I got a wrapped scrambled egg."
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"Peter, that falcon looks pretty dangerous."
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"and eat your dinner."
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"No!"
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"I am a falconer"
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"and I will eat whatever Xerxes brings me."
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"Feed master."
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"Hey, Peter."
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"Oh, falcon. Cool."
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"Hi, falcon."
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"Uh, what does Xerxes eat?"
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"Rodents. Now if you'll excuse me..."
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"Peter, make him stop!"
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"(chuckles) Hey, what do you got going on down there, Quagmire?"
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"You got a, you got a rodent situation?"
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"Uh, no!"
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"Admit you got a rodent in there."
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"Peter! Admit it!"
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"(gagging)"
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"Tony, come back!"
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"Oh, what... what..."
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"What do I do? What do I do?"
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"Well, just hope he's not standing on your soft spot."
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"Well, is that possible?"
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"Mom, I need money for lunch."
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"Oh, God."
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"I'm sorry, Chris."
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"My purse has been missing for a day now."
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"I-I can't find it anywhere."
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"Xerxes will find it."
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"Xerxes, find Lois's purse."
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"(bleating)"
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"Peter, I can't carry my money in this."
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"(laughing, whooping)"
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"We should have our own TV show."
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"♪"
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"So what do you think about a platonic shower?"
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"Are you Peter Griffin?"
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"Yes, sir, I am."
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"I represent the man"
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"whose sidecar motorcycle you stole yesterday."
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"You've piqued my interest, go on."
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"Unfortunately for you, that man is very, very Jewish"
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"and is suing you for everything you've got."
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"Including the falcon."
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"No! Not Xerxes!"
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"You won't get away with this."
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"Wait till American Airlines' magazine hears about this!"
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"Hello, American Airlines' magazine?"
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""Falcon stolen.""
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"Ew, there's a toenail in this."
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"Guess I'll just go back to coughing."
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"Now what are we gonna do?"
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"We have no money."
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"That's okay, Lois, we got a wonderful family."
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"No, we don't."
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"There's Meg and Dummy and Big Head."
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"Damn it, Peter,"
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"I'm probably gonna have to get a job."
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"Oh, thank God. Thought I was gonna have to go back"
Family Guy
"So exhausting having to do that open-mouth smile"
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"We're here with The Good Wife's Christine Baranski."
Family Guy
"So, Christine, you've actually won an Emmy,"
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"is that right?"
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"Yes, for playing Maryann on Cybill."
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"Ah!"
Family Guy
"I believe you won a Tony Award?"
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"Well, actually, I've won two."
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"Ah!"
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"And one more question, darling."
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"Who are you?"
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"Excuse me, would you mind taking a look at my résumé?"
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"I haven't had an interview in a while,"
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"and I want to make sure it's formatted correctly."
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"It's not too braggy?"
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"You have an amazing speaking voice."
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"My name's Randy."
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"This is great."
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"Now I won't have to become a Mary Kay saleswoman."
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"different from the ones at the supermarket?"
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"These shampoos have been in my car."
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"No-- well, yes-- but also I got discovered today."
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"I could be one of those famous voice-over artists"
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"you hear on TV or in the movies."
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"Ugh, her doing voice-over?"
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"Who wants to hear that?"
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"Maybe she could be one of those annoying voices"
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"that goes, "Ah, ah, ah, not that product.""
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"Ah, ah, ah.Keep going."
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"Ah, ah, ah."
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"Look, this isn't even for me."
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"Ah, ah, ah."
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"The Bible's pretty clear about that."
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"I have an appointment to see Randy."
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"Lois, I'm so glad you decided to try this."
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"I can't believe I'm a celebrity now."
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"I might hit someone with my car"
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"Well, I have a feeling"
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"What am I wearing?"
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