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Clips from Family Guy - Call Girl (S11E11)

"(giggles) Nothing at all, sweetheart."
Family Guy
"This is a phone sex operation."
Family Guy
"I can't do this."
Family Guy
"This is a very nice set."
Family Guy
"You bet your sweet ass I am."
Family Guy
"And whatever you do,"
Family Guy
"Uh, h-hi there..."
Family Guy
"(clears throat)"
Family Guy
"Listen, I want to double-team you on the phone with my son."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"just a dad trying to keep it all together."
Family Guy
"Not really."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's too bad,"
Family Guy
"'cause, uh, my son's in a wheelchair."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois."
Family Guy
"Turns out, I'm just doing"
Family Guy
"very obscure European commercials."
Family Guy
"You know, I have got to get myself"
Family Guy
"(rhythmic drumming)"
Family Guy
"We don't know either."
Family Guy
"What can I do for you, hot stuff?"
Family Guy
"Ooh, hi, Classy."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"and count it really slowly."
Family Guy
"Ooh, that's nice."
Family Guy
"Two."
Family Guy
"Oh. Oh, my."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, the next bill I have in here is a ten."
Family Guy
"Oh!"
Family Guy
"Good, ball that up and stick it in your mouth."
Family Guy
"(mouth full): Okay."
Family Guy
"Now, what else you got there?"
Family Guy
"You got a stapler?"
Family Guy
"Uh-huh, uh, yeah."
Family Guy
"How about a mouse pad?"
Family Guy
"Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"and stuff it in there."
Family Guy
"Did you get a packet from HR"
Family Guy
"(muffled grunting)"
Family Guy
"Okay, I'll take that as a yes."
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Okay, you think you can fit anything else in your mouth?"
Family Guy
"Mm-mm. All right, so now let's start"
Family Guy
"filling up some other places."
Family Guy
"What the hell, Lois?"
Family Guy
"You never want to do it no more."
Family Guy
"Peter, can't you just use Sock Lois tonight?"
Family Guy
"No! Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore."
Family Guy
"once a year. Why?"
Family Guy
"Lois barely wants to do it no more."
Family Guy
"I'm going crazy here."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, do yourself a favor:"
Family Guy
"I wasn't gonna."
Family Guy
"I wasn't."
Family Guy
"Perfect. Don't."
Family Guy
"Joe, you telling me not to has no effect on me whatsoever."
Family Guy
"Great. Don't."
Family Guy
"I mean it, you guys, this no-sex thing doesn't work."
Family Guy
"I need some kind of outlet."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, I got just the thing for you."
Family Guy
"There's this new phone sex chick I been calling,"
Family Guy
"and she is amazing."
Family Guy
"Gee, I don't know. Isn't that cheating on Lois?"
Family Guy
"It's like they say: "Phonin' ain't bonin'.""
Family Guy
"Yeah. Well, I guess I could try it."
Family Guy
"Hey, I was right about telling you"
Family Guy
"to go see the gynecologist, wasn't I?"
Family Guy
"I'd like to see some vaginas, please."
Family Guy
"That's what we're here for. Come on in."
Family Guy
"Hello there, handsome."
Family Guy
"Um, hi, Classy, I'm, uh, Peter."
Family Guy
"Peter..."
Family Guy
"Night Shyamalan."
Family Guy
"at the end of my thing."
Family Guy
"Um... well, hello, Peter."
Family Guy
"What can I do for you?"
Family Guy
"Um, you want to see some pictures that I drew?"
Family Guy
"Um, sure."
Family Guy
"Wow. That's beautiful."
Family Guy
"Did you draw that all by yourself?"
Family Guy
"Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"And this is me on the moon."
Family Guy
"It was just in my imagination,"
Family Guy
"Wow, you're really talented."
Family Guy
"You know, there's something about you, Classy."
Family Guy
"Something special."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's very sweet."
Family Guy
"I like your voice."
Family Guy
"Hey, you want to see a funny comic?"
Family Guy
"Talk to anyone interesting?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that beef bowl is wrecking me."
Family Guy
"PETER: Brown house."
Family Guy
"(whispers): You son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"I'll meet you."
Family Guy
"Yay, I did it!"
Family Guy
"Peter, the power was within you all along."
Family Guy
"That sounds like a gay bar. It is a gay bar."
Family Guy
"Hang on, Quagmire, that's a bad idea."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I know, that's what I said."
Family Guy
"I wouldn't do it."
Family Guy
"Good. Don't."
Family Guy
"Okay, I know you should never meet"
Family Guy
"a phone sex operator."
Family Guy
"I would never meet one of those people, ever."
Family Guy
"Good. Don't."
Family Guy
"Guys, I have to see if she's as special in person"
Family Guy
"Besides, if I listened to you guys,"
Family Guy
"I never would've got that job as a seat filler for fetuses."
Family Guy
"I just needed someone to talk to."
Family Guy
"What's on your mind?"
Family Guy
"You see..."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"So, as far as Peter knows,"
Family Guy
"Lois, you got to draw the line here."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"I even held my tongue"
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, me make drive time to super fun Clam"
Family Guy
"with noble Quagmire and wheel-monster Joe."
Family Guy
"(knocking)"
Family Guy
"Hello."
Family Guy
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