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Clips from Family Guy - Call Girl (S11E11)

"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, looks an awful lot like"
Family Guy
"the Governor's Mansion from Benson."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll be on the lookout for great tits."
Family Guy
"that's known to frequent domestic birdhouses."
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"It's why I've always wanted a birdhouse."
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"Yeah, and-and the bigger one had a hair"
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"Maybe we can get the birds to act out the Benson"
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"between meeting the president or going to Katie's school play!"
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"Welp, there she is."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Well, that super bird ruined everything!"
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"It's almost 6:00."
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"For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."
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"Whoa, whoa, easy there, fella."
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"Xerxes. His name is Xerxes."
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"Well, Xerxes seems to think there is."
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"Aw, you scared him out the front."
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"Because that could really mess up my..."
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"(unintelligible slurring)"
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"Not to worry, Lois."
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"This is your purse now."
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"(screeching)"
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"This is awesome."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"(dialing)"
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"Have I got a scoop for you."
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"But my character on The Good Wife"
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"I can get you steady work with a voice like that."
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"Really?"
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"Wow, thank you."
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"So, what makes these shampoos"
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"Oh, my God! Tampons and groceries?"
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"NARRATOR: Which of these leading brands of canned soup"
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"has less than a hundred grams of sodium?"
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"Not that one."
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"Hi, I'm Lois Griffin."
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"on the way home just for kicks."
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"(phones ringing, men chattering)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"With that type of money,"
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"I could buy pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma."
Family Guy
"You must be a phone whore."
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"do not mention computers or the Internet."
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"They cannot know about it."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear."
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, the family's kind of falling apart."
Family Guy
"Are you into guys in wheelchairs?"
Family Guy
"I haven't performed since I was in Stewman Group."
Family Guy
"Hi, my name's..."
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"Classy."
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"Listen, do you have a wallet or a purse?"
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"Uh, I have a purse."
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"Oh, baby."
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"Oh, I love you!"
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"All that and everything."
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"Hi, I'm Classy."
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"All right, let's get this going, sweet cheeks."
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"You got a handkerchief?"
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"Yeah, go ahead and roll that up"
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"And I'm pretty certain you know what I want you to do with it."
Family Guy
"Peter, I've had a long day at work,"
Family Guy
"and right now, sex is the last thing I want to think about."
Family Guy
"What if I told you I'm holding in a very big dump?"
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"Hey, Joe, how often do you have sex with Bonnie?"
Family Guy
"Well, my HMO only pays for the equipment"
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"don't get married."
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna get married."
Family Guy
"They call me that 'cause I got a big twist"
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"(whispers): Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"This is me on a elephant."
Family Guy
"It makes me want to hear more of your voice."
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"He's scared 'cause his friends got killed in the pie."
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"Okay."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Fairy God Peter!"
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting Fairy God Quagmire"
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"You never want to meet"
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"Joe, Joe, you realize what you're telling me"
Family Guy
"All right? I'm not an idiot."
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"as she is on the phone."
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"Okay, let's take a look at your baby, shall we?"
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"Hi."
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"Thanks for having me, Bonnie."
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"Sure, Lois."
Family Guy
"Well, it's kind of a long story."
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"Eight (bleep) hours later..."
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"There's a lot of crazy things I'll let Peter get away with."
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"Go, force!"
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"Are we gonna do this or what?"
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"the President of Hot Wheels."
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"but now it's gone?"
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"Yes, I know exactly what that feels like."
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"when I first called you, but when I heard your voice,"
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"I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
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"You know, when I heard your voice on that phone,"
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"I know. It's like our privates were shaking hands"
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"I love you, too, Lois."
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"'cause our phone bill was $7,000."
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"I want to wreck you so bad,"
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"STEWIE: Can I interest you guys in a two-and-a-quarter way?"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"Hey, Chris, what do you got there?"
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"I made a birdhouse at school today."
Family Guy
"It is. I'm fond of the series,"
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"and I wanted the local birds to be aware of that."
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"Peter!"
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"Well, actually, Lois, that's a species of bird"
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"Hey, Lois, let's go outside"
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"and see if we can find some great tits."
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"Remember those two we saw last night?"
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"One was bigger than the other."
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"sticking out of that pointy thing."
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"What do you call that pointy thing, again?"
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"Come on, Dad!"
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"where a scheduling snafu forces the governor to decide"
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"A birdhouse."
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"I just hope whoever moves in"
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