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Clips from Scrubs - My No Good Reason (S06E06)

"Did you want to ask me something?"
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"I'm going to say the same thing I said to my new gardener"
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"J.D.: Oh, my God."
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"We're going for a run with Izzy."
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"- Oh, J.D., this is Heather. - Hi, how are you?"
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"Oh, my God, she's so hot, I have to go hug her "hello.""
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"Just grab my leg. Grab my leg."
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"See you later."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"No problem. Here you go, boy."
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"Wait, what happened to all of your cleaning supplies?"
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"I got drunk last night and threw them up in that tree."
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"Anyway, let's do this. Just stay cool."
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"Top of the morning, Dr. Walter Mickhead."
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"Snoop Dogg Resident, when we hitting the clubs, yo?"
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"Oh, Colonel Doctor, that tie looks finger-lickin' good."
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"- I did, thank you. - I can tell."
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"Hey, Carla. Check it out."
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"- CARLA: He's so cute! - Heads up, here comes trouble."
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"Oh, no. Don't worry."
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"Dr. Kelso never makes eye contact with the patients."
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"Morning, sir."
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"Right. Hello again, sir."
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"Dr. Cox, however, was not."
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"Okay, I made you breakfast, the kitchen's as clean as a whistle,"
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"I'm gonna drop Jack off at daycare on the way to work."
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"I need you to go to the video store"
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"because I'm worried it may have snails."
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"I want you to roll your eyes and say the word "slut" under your breath,"
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"but loud enough so she can hear."
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"But when will I have time to kill myself?"
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"That's not my problem."
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"You know what sucks about having a hot nanny?"
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"Oh, really? Because I just so happen to have a video from my nanny-cam"
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"that begs to differ."
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"My mom put a nanny-cam in our bathroom."
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"Booby!"
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"J.D.: Ere they come!"
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"God, Keith and I haven't had sex in so long."
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"What are you and Keith doing to each other?"
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"Oh, thank you so much, Dr. Reid."
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"I mean, thanks to Boomer, Betty has more energy, her vitals have improved."
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"If we keep this up, she might even get home and have a few more months."
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"Move."
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"Yeah, what is all up in there?"
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"and we can begin our tour."
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"who's not allowed to lift a finger, which,"
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"thankfully, leaves it all up to these guys."
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"Now, if you'll look to your right, you'll see my waning libido,"
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"which I would advise you not to get on, under or even close to."
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"Because I'm sorry, I'm... I'm just not buying that."
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""God works all things for good." Romans, 8:28."
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"Bull dinky."
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"Perry Cox, 6'1 ". A buck eighty-five after lunch."
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"What's the matter? You're so fussy."
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"Why are you so fussy?"
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"I'd let her give me a bath, I don't care if my mom was watching."
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"Could you make her eat a banana?"
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"There it is!"
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"There it is, let me..."
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"- What are you guys watching? - Football."
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"- Good game, good game. - Football. Yeah."
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"Football? Isn't the season over?"
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"J.D.: And then every male in the room fell totally in sync,"
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"the seamless, collaborative guy-lie."
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"The American season is over. We were watching Mexican football."
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"- They started late this year. - Because of the churro vendors."
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"They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line."
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"he was able to broker a last-minute deal, and the season was salvaged."
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"And that's why we're watching football in the spring."
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"which was the universal man-sign for, "Well done, men. She'll never know.""
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"No problem. I once snuck a mongoose in this thing to kill all the snakes."
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"- Why were there snakes in here? - I snuck them in to kill all the mice."
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"Where's the disinfectant, Lurch?"
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"You want me to clean soda with soda?"
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"Are you questioning the way I do my job?"
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"Did I question you when you did iliac bone marrow autopsy"
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"Hey, the little fellow figured out the latch."
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"Just like the snakes."
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"Oh, gosh darn it!"
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"I wonder what the reason was for that?"
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"There is no rhyme or reason to anything,"
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"Why is it so important that everyone believes what you do?"
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"Because I'm right, and I'm the only one with any proof."
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"J.D.: I'm still down here!"
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"(J.D. GROANS)"
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"you're never gonna change the way I feel."
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"Oh, please! I am so angry right now..."
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"J.D.: There are lots of different ways to win an argument."
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"You can win it with an ultimatum."
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"I interviewed 23 girls until I found Heather,"
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"but if I ever catch you eyeballing her again, I will fire her tight little butt."
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"interviewing the next 23 fugly-ass candidates"
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"until we find another good one."
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"Tell Dr. Kelso that I know it's against hospital policy"
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"but that this dog has literally helped keep Mrs. Dombrow alive."
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"Mrs. Dombrow passed away this morning at 4:00 a.m."
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"and say it with this face."
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"is to simply leave your opponent speechless."
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"She's eight years old."
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"Why don't you go ahead and tell me what the reason is for this?"
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"Then..."
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"why an eight-year-old got knifed."
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"Oh, my God, that is so lucky."
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"There's a reason for this."
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"God's gonna show us eventually."
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"That feels so good."
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"except in a sarcastic way,"
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"By the way, love that haircut, Per!"
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"Everybody does."
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"I just wanted to let you know that"
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"I'm really glad I have you."
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"That was embarrassing for you."
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"I know, and I don't care."
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"Because of the dog thing,"
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"that you're temporarily suspended from practicing at Sacred Heart."
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"Just so you know, I told him he was being ridiculous."
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"He said, "Careful, Jumpsuit. Who signs your paychecks?""
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""or Dickinson or something, I can't read the signature."
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""Who wears a belt with a jumpsuit?""
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