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Clips from Scrubs - My No Good Reason (S06E06)

could you please send out a memo that unauthorized personnel

"could you please send out a memo that unauthorized personnel"

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are not allowed in the hospital?

"are not allowed in the hospital?"

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Oh, here's Heather.

"Oh, here's Heather."

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She's been a little fussy, so I'm going to walk her to the car with you, okay?

"She's been a little fussy, so I'm going to walk her to the car with you, okay?"

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- See you, Mr. Turk. - See you.

"- See you, Mr. Turk. - See you."

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You know, Heather? I actually have a little nanny-related question.

"You know, Heather? I actually have a little nanny-related question."

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Does a spoonful of sugar really make the medicine go down?

"Does a spoonful of sugar really make the medicine go down?"

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You know what? Sometimes it does.

"You know what? Sometimes it does."

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J.D.: That was totally worth the six hours I spent last night writing that.

"J.D.: That was totally worth the six hours I spent last night writing that."

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Next up, I need you to find out if she's allergic to anything.

"Next up, I need you to find out if she's allergic to anything."

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Women love that. "Gluten! Me, too! We can eat together."

"Women love that. "Gluten! Me, too! We can eat together.""

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like I just watched Extreme ome Makeover.

"like I just watched Extreme ome Makeover."

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not-a-real-date, just-two-friends- having-a-beer-talking-about-their-lives

"not-a-real-date, just-two-friends- having-a-beer-talking-about-their-lives"

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I need you to ask her on a date right now.

"I need you to ask her on a date right now."

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- Have you seen Carla? - Yeah, she just went outside.

"- Have you seen Carla? - Yeah, she just went outside."

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Thanks. I'm having a horrible fricking day.

"Thanks. I'm having a horrible fricking day."

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And since you believe that everything happens for a reason,

"And since you believe that everything happens for a reason,"

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I was hoping you'd be able to tell him why this happened.

"I was hoping you'd be able to tell him why this happened."

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She's my world!

"She's my world!"

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Okay, imagine that this idiot were her father.

"Okay, imagine that this idiot were her father."

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If we hadn't found this, she'd be a goner.

"If we hadn't found this, she'd be a goner."

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So until Kelso reinstates me here,

"So until Kelso reinstates me here,"

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my practice has me doing house calls on all their rich clients.

"my practice has me doing house calls on all their rich clients."

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During the last one, I'm taking the woman's vitals

"During the last one, I'm taking the woman's vitals"

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and her grandson kept trying to poke his tiny little finger up my butt.

"and her grandson kept trying to poke his tiny little finger up my butt."

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I mean, have you ever considered it from his side?

"I mean, have you ever considered it from his side?"

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His hospital trains you for five years, and you go get a better job.

"His hospital trains you for five years, and you go get a better job."

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Have you ever once thanked him?

"Have you ever once thanked him?"

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- So how was your date with Heather? - It was touch-and-go at the end.

"- So how was your date with Heather? - It was touch-and-go at the end."

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J.D.: But I knew you needed me, so I went for it, Italian-style.

"J.D.: But I knew you needed me, so I went for it, Italian-style."

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J.D.?

"J.D.?"

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The three football players who used to beat me up in high school.

"The three football players who used to beat me up in high school."

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We're all gay together.

"We're all gay together."

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even though I didn't ask you to either one.

"even though I didn't ask you to either one."

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If that's all right with you, Heather.

"If that's all right with you, Heather."

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As long as we make it all about J.D.

"As long as we make it all about J.D."

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Sure!

"Sure!"

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Enough of this, let's go bang.

"Enough of this, let's go bang."

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- Damn, you're good! - Yeah.

"- Damn, you're good! - Yeah."

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We went line dancing, and I cut her with one of my spurs.

"We went line dancing, and I cut her with one of my spurs."

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All right, baby, here it is.

"All right, baby, here it is."

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but you and I, we're married, our relationship is rock-solid.

"but you and I, we're married, our relationship is rock-solid."

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So I think we both know it's no big deal

"So I think we both know it's no big deal"

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but that's okay, because I just need you to listen.

"but that's okay, because I just need you to listen."

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You're a scary, scary man, and because I've been petrified of you,

"You're a scary, scary man, and because I've been petrified of you,"

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I've stayed up every night for five years studying medical books

"I've stayed up every night for five years studying medical books"

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and the last movie I went to see was The Blair Witch Project,

"and the last movie I went to see was The Blair Witch Project,"

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which is the main reason I've stopped camping.

"which is the main reason I've stopped camping."

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My point is you've helped push me to become the doctor that I am today.

"My point is you've helped push me to become the doctor that I am today."

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And for that, I want to thank you.

"And for that, I want to thank you."

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That knife, it just happened to go into the exact right spot.

"That knife, it just happened to go into the exact right spot."

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watching children die and seeing good people suffer,

"watching children die and seeing good people suffer,"

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and if I quit believing that there was a bigger plan behind all this, well,

"and if I quit believing that there was a bigger plan behind all this, well,"

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- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."

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You'd be surprised

"You'd be surprised"

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Better than ever.

"Better than ever."

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Good night.

"Good night."

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Like your hot nanny getting fired.

"Like your hot nanny getting fired."

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Turk, look at this!

"Turk, look at this!"

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(SCREAMING)

"(SCREAMING)"

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You know, for a half-breed baby,

"You know, for a half-breed baby,"

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your parents have some pretty nice stuff.

"your parents have some pretty nice stuff."

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KELSO: Dr. Reid!

"KELSO: Dr. Reid!"

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Consider your suspension over.

"Consider your suspension over."

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That said, you're still a ridiculous excuse for a doctor.

"That said, you're still a ridiculous excuse for a doctor."

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He talked to me.

"He talked to me."

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- How's that baby? - She's hanging in there.

"- How's that baby? - She's hanging in there."

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Be careful, though, because around here,

"Be careful, though, because around here,"

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if you start believing that bad things happen for a reason,

"if you start believing that bad things happen for a reason,"

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What's with all the sad faces?

"What's with all the sad faces?"

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Laverne was in a car accident on her way to work.

"Laverne was in a car accident on her way to work."

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She's in a coma and unresponsive.

"She's in a coma and unresponsive."

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I got you.

"I got you."

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Can a doctor bring a patient's dog into the hospital for a visit?

"Can a doctor bring a patient's dog into the hospital for a visit?"

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Look, so we just hired a new nanny, and she is super hot.

"Look, so we just hired a new nanny, and she is super hot."

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What's up?

"What's up?"

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(GROANS)

"(GROANS)"

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Thank you so much for helping me sneak Boomer in, Janitor.

"Thank you so much for helping me sneak Boomer in, Janitor."

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Nice job, Mr. Berkland.

"Nice job, Mr. Berkland."

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I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie

"I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie"

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and a Polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring

"and a Polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring"

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Oh, and if you see that neighbor, Lena, from down the hall,

"Oh, and if you see that neighbor, Lena, from down the hall,"

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Oh, I got the word out.

"Oh, I got the word out."

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but sometimes life just...

"but sometimes life just..."

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Okay, you said the same thing when you saw me changing Izzy's diaper.

"Okay, you said the same thing when you saw me changing Izzy's diaper."

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It does not.

"It does not."

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Hey, baby!

"Hey, baby!"

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resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon,

"resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon,"

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(SCREAMS)

"(SCREAMS)"

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J.D.: Okay, I am not moving until you at least offer to help me up.

"J.D.: Okay, I am not moving until you at least offer to help me up."

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You don't need proof when the good Lord fills your heart with faith.

"You don't need proof when the good Lord fills your heart with faith."

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Patient was stabbed by a guy in a grocery store.

"Patient was stabbed by a guy in a grocery store."

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I must break her.

"I must break her."

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Ask Heather out on a date.

"Ask Heather out on a date."

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Don't worry, buddy. You know how I roll.

"Don't worry, buddy. You know how I roll."

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That way, I'll say I'm allergic to the same thing.

"That way, I'll say I'm allergic to the same thing."

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Thirdly, if I lose a patient, I'll be able to cry

"Thirdly, if I lose a patient, I'll be able to cry"

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I never told you this before, but any time you hook up with a chick,

"I never told you this before, but any time you hook up with a chick,"

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she automatically becomes hideous to me.

"she automatically becomes hideous to me."

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He's that young lady's father.

"He's that young lady's father."

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That's not her dad. That's the delivery guy in a sweater.

"That's not her dad. That's the delivery guy in a sweater."

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- My name's Lloyd. - Stay in character.

"- My name's Lloyd. - Stay in character."

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Looks like we were wrong about you, man.

"Looks like we were wrong about you, man."

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So sorry.

"So sorry."

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She was a racist thief.

"She was a racist thief."

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if I look at her every once in a while, right?

"if I look at her every once in a while, right?"

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You know what, it's too dark out.

"You know what, it's too dark out."

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She said my baths were too long.

"She said my baths were too long."

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J.D.: And then Turk gave us the slightest of nods,

"J.D.: And then Turk gave us the slightest of nods,"

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you've really been there for me these past few weeks, and

"you've really been there for me these past few weeks, and"

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Dr. Kelso wants me to tell you that he has informed your office

"Dr. Kelso wants me to tell you that he has informed your office"

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And that's why Heather will never look attractive to you again.

"And that's why Heather will never look attractive to you again."

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- That was a coincidence. - What?

"- That was a coincidence. - What?"

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I'm really glad I have you.

"I'm really glad I have you."

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Can you believe how different she looks?

"Can you believe how different she looks?"

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right where the knife went in.

"right where the knife went in."

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So I'd just bring the dog in for a quick visit.

"So I'd just bring the dog in for a quick visit."

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He wouldn't say hello.

"He wouldn't say hello."

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Go ahead.

"Go ahead."

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How did you assemble everybody so quickly?

"How did you assemble everybody so quickly?"

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