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Clips from Scrubs - My No Good Reason (S06E06)

"It would mean the world to her."
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"Dr. Kelso refused to speak to her."
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"Good morning, Dr. Kelso."
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"He wouldn't even say, "Watch out for that bucket.""
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"(CRASHING)"
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"Okay, let's talk about ectopic ACTH-secreting tumors."
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"She didn't help things by bringing up Kelso's dead dog."
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"Please don't make a big deal out of this, or Carla will go crazy."
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"Turk, who are you talking to? I've seen a lot of hot girls. I know how..."
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"- Keep it together. - I can't, I'm gonna make a scene."
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"- I'm light-headed. - I can't feel my leg."
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"- I'm light-headed. - I can't feel my..."
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"I just realized, this tank top's a little see-through."
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"- Okay, boy, okay. - Oh, what a good boy!"
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"And?"
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"Nothing. I'm just looking at my cleaning supplies."
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"No problemo."
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"Wow, so natural. Did you act in college?"
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"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
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"and get me anything with Viggo something-sen."
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"And don't forget to be home by 6:30"
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"because you gotta give Jack his bath before you make my dinner."
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"I can't even look at Heather without Carla going ballistic."
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"Fire up the smut."
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"Booby!"
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"Got to go. Booby horn."
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"What's up your butt?"
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"Why don't you hop aboard the What's-up-Dr. -Cox's-butt Trolley,"
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"Does it help to know that Jesus loves you?"
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"Well, everything happens for a reason."
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"that things like New Orleans, AIDS, sugar-free ice cream, crack babies,"
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"Hugh Jackman and cancer all happen for a reason?"
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"- Yeah, football. - Yeah, football."
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"Whatever."
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"Turk, what the hell?"
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"Janitor, thank you so much for helping me sneak Boomer in again today."
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"I spilled soda on my desk this morning, and now it's all sticky."
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"Well, I'm all out. Here, use this."
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"and failed to anesthetize the periosteum adequately?"
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"No. No, you didn't."
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"Well, if it isn't Nurse "Everything Happens For A Reason.""
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"I went ahead and spilled a little coffee."
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"why can't you just get that?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"J.D.: Thank you for that, Noelle."
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"You can keep on huffing and puffing all you want to,"
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"You know what? We're no longer speaking!"
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"Guys, I need some help over here."
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"And then you'll get to spend every waking moment"
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"You can try to win it with logic."
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"Tell Dr. Reid there will be consequences for her insubordination,"
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"But the best way to win an argument"
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"I blew Laverne's argument clean out of the water when I asked her"
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"I know. I was thrilled, but then Laverne ruined everything."
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"It's infuriating."
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"I can't believe I'm about to say this, Per,"
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"but what the hell. You know how I can never use the word "love""
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"like, "I love other people's kids," or, "I love that haircut!""
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"What's he smiling about?"
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"What did he say?"
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"And I said, "I don't know. The Chief Accountant, Charles Fickinson"
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""And, for the hundredth time, this is not a jumpsuit, it's a shirt and a pants."
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"- And he says, "I may not have the..." - Random nurse,"
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"Why don't you look away and think about the kind of husband you are?"
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"Look who's here, Izzy."
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"All right, look, I need you to do me a solid."
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"I start with a couple off-the-cuff jokes just like that one."
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"I should be out with her on a casual,"
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"thing in about seven to nine weeks."
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"- Really? - Hey, guys."
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"I'll say."
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"You don't see that?"
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"Laverne, excuse me, this is... This is Mr. Peterson."
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"As you can imagine, he's having a pretty tough time with all of this."
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"What the hell would you say to him?"
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"Oh, my God! There's a tumor the size of a golf ball"
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"- How'd we do? - Great. Go."
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"- Kids, huh? - He's 41, Carla."
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"He just has very small hands."
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"Well, that's not right."
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"Dr. Kelso's just angry, Elliot."
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"- I had a really good time tonight. - Thanks. Me, too."
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"That's not what you want."
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"And just when it couldn't get any better..."
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"- Do you remember Kristin Fisher? - Of course!"
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"You turned me down for homecoming and prom,"
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"Well, I'd love to make it up to you and have sex with both of you."
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"Come on in."
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"How did Kristin know Heather's name?"
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"I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Heather, we're gonna have to let you go."
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"Dr. Kelso, I need to talk to you, and I know that you won't speak to me,"
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"which I can pretty much now recite in my sleep."
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"I don't have a husband or kids,"
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"One more thing. I'm sure that no dog could ever replace Baxter,"
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"but this little guy needs a home."
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"If you decide you don't want him, just bring him back to me."
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"You do not get a win for dumb luck."
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"Look, if that's the way you choose to see the world, then so be it,"
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"but don't you dare try to take this away from me."
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"I've been coming in here every day for 24 years,"
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"I just wouldn't be able to show up tomorrow."
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"So just stop it!"
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"how many bad things happen around here for a reason."
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"Well, I wish I could believe that."
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"It was awful that Jordan had to have pre-natal surgery,"
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"but how have you two been since then?"
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"J.D.: So maybe sometimes bad things do happen for a reason."
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"A smoking-hot racist thief."
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"You look pretty."
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"Or how getting suspended can get a relationship back on track."
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"Or how facing a tough situation can bring you closer together."
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"it hurts that much more when they don't."
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"Betty, there's got to be something I can do to cheer you up."
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"I just wish I could see my dog."
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"J.D.: Ever since Elliot went into private practice,"
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"My bad."
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"J.D.: But Elliot didn't let it get to her."
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"Guys, cell phones off, please."
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"Oh, come on, you brought Baxter to the hospital when he was alive."
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