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Clips from Family Guy - Fore, Father (S02E02)

"We now return to "Little House on the Prairie"."
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"- The ladder's right here. - Thanks, Pa."
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"That was weird. That was weird, too."
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"Wait a second. Rosie, I've just poured this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter,"
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"- What is this? Is that...? - Four seconds."
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"- It smells like... - Clean my pee!"
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"Ruth Bader Ginsberg."
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"- My what?! - Nothing."
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"To most folks, that's three chores."
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"Peter, there's water and glass and... It's a disaster in here!"
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"Well, Lois, why don't you put down your ginger ale and Redbook and get to work?"
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"Loretta likes to personify her menses in humorous ways."
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"Hey, Quagmire, you up for some campin'?"
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"Well, you see where I'm goin' with this. Oh!"
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"Are those my books? What the hell are you doing?"
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"Who lives there?"
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"In Miami Beach"
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"Those are my first editions. You little punk!"
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"Momma, doggy's scary."
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"Marvellous. A quick weigh-in, stick out your tongue, and a nice lollipop to cap it all off."
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"Remind me to ask the doctor when my other testicle will descend."
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"- You think he's onto us, Christof? - No. He's an idiot."
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"Great. You want a cookie whenever you do somethin' right? Get some firewood."
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"December's Mirabella!"
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"You should teach him some responsibility."
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"Chris, you are responsible for guarding the camp while we fish."
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"You got it, Dad. You can count on me to..."
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"Chris, pay attention. I want you to..."
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"OK. I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Tell me, Dr Hartman, do all the children fall in love with you?"
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"It's cold! It's cold."
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"Forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials."
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"Hold me for what?"
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"Back off! Don't come any closer or I'll cut her."
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"Oh, my! That's delightful, isn't it? What's your name?"
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"They call this the "magic hour":"
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"the day's not quite gone, but the night's not quite here,"
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"Looks like that's the one that got away."
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"The hell it is! You get in there and you kick that fish's ass!"
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"The raccoons were here. See?"
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"From now on, Joe will be your father."
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"Cleveland?"
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"I'll teach the boy. Come, my son. I'll show you the ways of the herd..."
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"Why are you sittin' with the sheets over your head?"
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"- Peter, what's wrong? - Huh. That obvious?"
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"Now you."
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"Thank you."
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"That's it! I can teach Chris responsibility by gettin' him a job."
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"Oh, Stewie, are you OK?"
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"Oh, you're burnin' up. Must be a reaction to the shots. I'll go get you some baby aspirin."
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"You actually believe Lois had them inject you to make you healthy?"
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"Oh, my. Getting dizzy."
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"Boys, I'm a miracle worker. I have used all my parenting skills"
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"Listen, your son is the best ball-shagger we ever had."
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"- Peter, do you mind if Kevin and I...? - Nail Chris? He'd be thrilled."
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"I'm Tiger Woods. I'm Tiger Woods. Weeee!"
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"Cleveland, your kid's a natural. With help, he could be a pro."
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"Well, maybe you're not as good a father as me, huh?"
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"We need more information about this new planet."
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"You and the robot go out into the wilderness and take this mincing paedophile with you."
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"Obsession. Calvin Klein."
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"I'd say it's some kind of mind-control serum."
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"Yes. That's rich."
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"Didn't wanna be a mean guy. Wanna be a dancer."
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"Go away! Agh!"
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"Like when you were three, and you ate those adult brownies"
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ee! Ah-oh!"
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"Pay attention, Junior. You wanna keep your shoulders straight and your knees bent."
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"Hey, Griffin. Down here."
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"All right, Chris!"
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"- Hey, what's wrong, kid? - My dad doesn't care about me any more."
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"Wah! Wah! Wah!"
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"All right!"
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"You need to learn how to have a good time. Come on."
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"All right."
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"Ohhh!"
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"Ew!"
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"Hey, everybody likes feet. C'mon, the party's just startin'."
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"We're gonna all hang ten and maybe then"
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"Hic-a-doo-La!"
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"Mr Quagmire, what does "hic-a-doo-La" mean?"
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"What does "hic-a-doo-La" mean?"
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"No way!"
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"- Hey, great shot, Cleveland Junior. - Thanks, Mr Drummond."
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"- You got it. - Would you hate me if I called you Webster?"
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"A tournament, eh?"
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"That gives me an idea. Come on. I'll explain in the car."
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"Whoa-ho!"
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"We are at the 17th hole, where Peter Griffin and Cleveland Junior are five strokes ahead,"
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"This is gonna be my greatest victory ever. Except for the time I defeated my evil twin."
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"You know your own husband, don't you?"
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"Thank God! You made the right choice, honey."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Mary, you're doing great with your Braille."
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"I couldn't have done it without you, Pa."
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"Sh."
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"Honey! Honey, you remember where the stool was."
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"Jeez, life was a lot tougher back then."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Spring-cleaning? Oh, not again!"
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"If we all pitch in, we'll be done in no time."
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"You know I swore I'd never clean again. Not after Bounty dropped me as their spokesman."
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"I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone."
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"Ooh!"
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"Oh, and your little bronzed hat. And your tail."
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"OK. Lois's list says clean the windows, clear the gutters and wash the siding."
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"Hey, Chris, gimme the juice."
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"Lazy."
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"You're not helping. Look, don't come near the house. Go do somethin' else."
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"I'm goin' campin' for the weekend with Johnny Cut-Corners. Want to come along?"
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"This is the time of the month when Loretta's visited by her Aunt Flo."
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"I wanna go. It'll get me away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet."
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"Monkey in the closet!"
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"My last male bonding was when me and Cleveland went to Chinatown."
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