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Clips from Family Guy - Fore, Father (S02E02)

"Look, forget how it happened. Can you just get us outta this?"
Family Guy
"It's almost worth the bowel obstruction."
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"Surfside Six"
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"Surfside Six"
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"Young bachelors."
Family Guy
"Brian, have you lost your mind? He's just a baby. He doesn't know what he's doing."
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"- This isn't over. - If you're looking for your Dostoevsky,"
Family Guy
"I used it to make the fort from F Troop."
Family Guy
"Look what I found, Stewie. An appointment card. You've got a checkup."
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"Bang! I'm Daniel Boone. I'm a man. I'm a big man."
Family Guy
"Now I'm Pat Boone. Gonna have a Christmas special with Andy Williams."
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"It's almost as if this world was created especially for me."
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"I dug the latrine 50 feet out."
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"Hmm. That was incredible, Kevin."
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"- I'm not here to impress you. Am I, Dad? - Did I say you could rest yet?"
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"I'm Abe Lincoln. I just chopped some wood."
Family Guy
"Good for you, son. Hey, where's Chris? I asked him to fill the canteens an hour ago."
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"Hey, Dad, look!"
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"I covered my back with honey, and now the ants are takin' me home."
Family Guy
"He does that at home with Velveeta and cockroaches."
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"If you turn the light on, they slam him into the fridge."
Family Guy
"Oh, great! Mirabella."
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"What's your story? Get lost on the way to the morgue?"
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"Seriously, is that yours? Because if it is, bravo!"
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"Let's go, Chris. Your dinner won't catch itself."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! My fish is gone!"
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"And he robbed me!"
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"- OK. See you, Chris. - This is none of my business,"
Family Guy
"but you're turning your boy into a slacker."
Family Guy
"If you were a woman, I'd slug you."
Family Guy
"I'll show you responsibility."
Family Guy
"All right, take a deep breath."
Family Guy
"It's cold. Cold!"
Family Guy
"Hm. 29Ib. That's big for your age."
Family Guy
"I... I'll give her..."
Family Guy
"I'll give her a series of splinters that could, um..."
Family Guy
"you know, become infected."
Family Guy
"Look, Stewie. Look at the dancin' kitty."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! I'll not be taken in by one of your..."
Family Guy
"and somewhere, Scott Baio is ploughin' a woman he doesn't love."
Family Guy
"God, I love him."
Family Guy
"I can't believe how terrible the fishin' was."
Family Guy
"Well, thank God we came prepared. We brought enough food to last us..."
Family Guy
"Holy crap, Chris. What the hell? I put you in charge of the food."
Family Guy
""We're a bunch of sneaky animals.""
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""We're gonna wreck this food and eat it, cos we're naughty!""
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""And then there's a guy. Let's get him in trouble with his dad! Ha ha ha!""
Family Guy
"It's not your fault, Chris. I failed you as a father."
Family Guy
"First I tried teachin' him how to eat an Oreo."
Family Guy
"Chris, the way to eat an Oreo is to twist it, pull it apart and lick it."
Family Guy
"Uh, waiter? There's a dead guy in my soup."
Family Guy
"Waiter, there's a dead guy in my..."
Family Guy
"Peter, you can't force-feed maturity. He needs to learn it on his own."
Family Guy
"- Why don't you get him a job or somethin'? - Whoa. Freeze-fame."
Family Guy
"Isn't she great? Now you see why I married her."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry Stewie ruined your books. Here, I brought you some of Peter's."
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"Mr T by Mr T."
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"Tand Me by George Peppard."
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"For the Last Time, I'm not Mr T by Ving Rhames."
Family Guy
"Eurgh!"
Family Guy
"Must we make small talk every time we pass?"
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? You said the shots were supposed to make me healthy."
Family Guy
"- I mean, you were already healthy. - Oh, God! You're right."
Family Guy
"I was pink as a pistol."
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"- What was in those needles? - I've already said too much."
Family Guy
"I should have known. Her treachery knows no limits. I..."
Family Guy
"Oh, fight it, Stewie! "Do not go gentle into that good night.""
Family Guy
"To quote Bob Dylan."
Family Guy
"No, no. Dylan Thomas."
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"to change my son from a lazy slacker into a workin' man."
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"- Nice goin', Peter. - Yeah. Up yours."
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"- What? - Thanks. Hey, Chris."
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"- Oh! - Careful. You don't get dental for 60 days."
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"Yeah, it rhymes. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"
Family Guy
"I sold twice as many buckets today cos everybody wants to hit the fat kid."
Family Guy
"Lynne, cancel my meetings. I gotta hit more balls at this fat kid."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I can't make Cleveland Junior sit still for anything."
Family Guy
"Sometimes I wonder if he's got the epilepsy."
Family Guy
"But then I just go see what's on the TV."
Family Guy
"Look what I did with Chris. I'm better than that dad on Lost in Space."
Family Guy
"Don, you take my 16- year-old blonde daughter out in the chariot for the day."
Family Guy
"Penny, you stay here with me. And Will?"
Family Guy
"Cleveland Junior's beyond your skills. He won't respond to you."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Hey. Hey, come here, Cleveland Junior. Come to Peter."
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"- Over here, Junior. - Come on."
Family Guy
"- Come on, Cleveland Junior. - Come to Peter."
Family Guy
"Huh? You'll see. I'm gonna turn this kid into the greatest golfer ever."
Family Guy
"Fine."
Family Guy
"- How'd you get him to come? - With this."
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"- Love. - Jealousy."
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"- Intense. - Passion."
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"She's one of them. I'm sure of it. Tell me what they injected me with!"
Family Guy
"Huh! You know Mr T always wanted to be a Broadway dancer?"
Family Guy
"It could be any number of things. Gene manipulation, sterilisation..."
Family Guy
"Or not."
Family Guy
"Mind control? But I feel so lucid."
Family Guy
"You look spot-on to me. Thank you. I try to work out."
Family Guy
"But who has the time? Besides trophy wives."
Family Guy
"- You! - I am taking your brain."
Family Guy
"Agh!"
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"- Why is he freaking out like that? - He's having an hallucination from the fever."
Family Guy
"I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna be on a cereal box."
Family Guy
"It's not small, no no no"
Family Guy
"And, uh... just once, for me,"
Family Guy
"would you call me Mr Drummond?"
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"Yeah, a secret tunnel, like Hogan's Heroes. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"
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"Look, here's your first week's pay."
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"- Dad! Dad, look! - That's great, Chris."
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"But I'm tryin' to be a good father here. I'm real proud of you, champ."
Family Guy
"Package for Glen Quagmire."
Family Guy
"I got a package for you, too. All right."
Family Guy
"Oh. Well, at least you have a dad. When I was growin' up, it was just me and my mom."
Family Guy
"- Oh, looks like somebody's hungry. - Wah! Wah!"
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"I just wanted him to be proud of me. I even got a job."
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"You dropped something."
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"My jaw. Ha ha ha ha."
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"Nice goin'."
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"All right."
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"I don't think I like feet as much as you do."
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