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Clips from The Simpsons - Postcards from the Wedge (S21E21)

"Hoisting a bag."
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"Ay, there's no better feeling on earth."
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"Now what are you up to?"
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"Whatever happened to "Hi"?"
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"Hi. Now what are you up to?"
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"A letter's coming from school, and I need to be home"
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"to keep Mom and Dad from getting it."
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"(grunting)"
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"Mom. I have a fever."
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"(beep)"
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"Ooh, 103."
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"No school today."
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"Then again, there's only one way to get a truly accurate reading."
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"Bart, pants."
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"Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse."
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"(chuckling)"
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"Yup. 103 on the dot."
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"How did you...? I don't want to talk about it."
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"I got to get that letter before Mom and Dad do."
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"Stay focused."
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"Focused."
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"Focused."
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"(imitating electric guitar)"
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"Oh."
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"Credit card offer, overdue bill,"
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"credit card offer, overdue bill."
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"Huh? What's this?"
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"What the...?"
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"You're a month behind on homework?"
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"I tried really hard to stop you from finding out."
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"Does that help?"
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"A little!"
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"SKINNER: These are Bart's"
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"uncompleted homework assignments"
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"for the last month: worksheets, problem sets,"
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"book reports, math jumbles,"
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"dioramas, topic sentences, conclusions,"
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"bibliographies, synonyms, mean-the-sames,"
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"define-a-likes, word twins"
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"and one Thanksgiving hand-turkey."
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"One month?"
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"That's a heavy workload for a fourth grader."
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"I say this boy needs more homework."
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"I don't have to do it with him, do I?"
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"No."
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"Pile it on."
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"I want him to be Korean by the time he's done."
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"(humming happily)"
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"Hmm. Clean dishes."
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"I either have to unload them, or, uh..."
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh. Thanks for doing the dishes."
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"If they keep overwhelming him,"
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"he might be turned off school forever."
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"Oh, my. A child who doesn't enjoy school?"
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"Hello? Hollywood?"
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"You want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story?"
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"A million dollars?"
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"Oh, now I have to write it."
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"Digibot, Go-go-goman has the crystal life ball."
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"(squeaky chattering)"
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"Wow, how does this show stay so fresh?"
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"Hey."
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"You're supposed to be doing your homework."
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"No more TV for you."
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"(grunting)"
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"(squeaky chattering) (muttering)"
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"Until your homework is done,"
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"the only place your butt is safe"
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"from my foot is in that chair."
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"(sighs): Oh."
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"It's okay, Bart."
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"Just do a couple vocabulary words,"
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"But Dad said I had to finish my..."
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"Never mind what he said."
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"Hey, Lis, Mom and Dad just told me two different things."
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"Well, sometimes people who agree on most things"
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"have one issue that they disagree strongly about."
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"In politics, it's called a wedge issue,"
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"like illegal immigration or gay marriage."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Can I play them against each other"
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"so I don't have to do any homework at all?"
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"You would mess up Mom and Dad's marriage"
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"just to get out of doing some homework?"
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"Hey, hey, I would end all life on this planet"
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"just to get out of doing fractions."
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"Fractions aren't that hard."
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"You just have to find a common denominator."
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"For example, one half plus one third equals..."
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"End... all... life... on... this... planet!"
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"(imitates explosion)"
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"You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!"
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"I don't care."
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"Oh, so much homework."
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"Childhood slipping away."
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"(grunting)"
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"If you say so."
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"(grunts)"
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"Right on time."
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"Grape soda-- shaken, not stirred."
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"Let's roll."
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"Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband"
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"the wisdom to see that I am right as usual."
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"Too late, Marge."
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"I already used a prayer block on your prayer."
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"There's no such thing as prayer blocks."
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"Yeah, right."
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"* Fight, fight, fight, the Itchy and Scratchy Show. *"
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"("Teardrop" by Massive Attack plays)"
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"Teardrop" by Massive Attack plays)"
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"(moans weakly)"
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"(ding)"
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"(screams, grunting)"
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"("Rock-A-Bye, Baby" plays)"
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"(laughing)"
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"Hey, why aren't you doing your homework?"
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"I said he could take a break."
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"You don't get to relax"
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"till you get to the bottom of this homework stack."
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