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Clips from The Simpsons - Postcards from the Wedge (S21E21)

"Well, don't be wrong in front of our son."
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"(grunting)"
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"Oh, yeah? Well... (grunting)"
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"(both grunting)"
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"(making goofy grunting sounds)"
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"Let's have lunch at Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll."
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"Hmm. No line, near the men's room."
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"I see no reason to question your choice."
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"Smooth move, Mom, tricking Dad into having lunch"
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"at the one place that doesn't serve beer."
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"What the...? Then I want to eat at... Moe's Express."
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"By express, I mean"
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"that you express your anger and hatred."
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"The last time you ate there,"
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"That was last week, and you're still bringing it up."
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"Well, you always miss"
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"when you throw your underpants at the hamper."
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"Well, how could I ever hit the hamper"
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"if you don't let me practice?"
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"Fine. I was gonna apologize, but now I'm not going to."
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"You were never going to apologize."
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"You're wrong, and whenever you're wrong,"
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"you just spout gibberish."
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"(shouting gibberish)"
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"Congratulations."
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"You're officially a sociopath."
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"Hey, at least I'm on a path."
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"I don't mind if you pee in the shower,"
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"but only if you're taking a shower."
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"No freedom."
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"I have no freedom around this house."
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"After sex, I'm not talking to you."
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"Well, then there won't be any sex."
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"You can't sex fire me, I sex quit."
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"Got to stay mad."
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"The next morning is where the fight is won or lost."
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"Freeze him out."
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"It's cold in Marge's doghouse, baby."
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"I just think when two people disagree,"
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"the big jerk ought to apologize."
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"You know, Marge, (sighs)"
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"Neddy, when you're drying your hands"
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"with our monogrammed towels,"
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"You know, maybe I should use a towel marked "BDD"--"
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"big diddily deal."
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"(gasps)"
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"I play that fight over in my mind a thousand times a day."
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"(muttering): Must win fight. Must win fight."
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"Let me say to you all,"
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"I'm pretty sure this is not a dream."
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"(crashing, gasps)"
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"Oh, my God, I killed her."
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"(sobbing)"
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"(gasps) I've got to apologize."
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"Once again, sleeping at work has saved my marriage."
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"Compromise has no place in a marriage."
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"Stick to your guns."
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"And if he leaves, you'll be free and happy, like us."
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"Yes. Happy."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm going to find my husband."
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"Don't depress the kids."
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"Must apologize. Must apologize."
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"(both moan)"
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"We can't let Bart drive us apart."
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"He's the reason we had to get married."
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"Till the two of us are back on track,"
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"Bart can fend for himself."
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"Bart? Bart who?"
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"I'm being cute."
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"It's working."
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"(both moaning)"
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"Put down some flares, boys."
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"We're gonna be here a while."
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"(indistinct radio transmission)"
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"Awesome breakfast, Marge."
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"than breakfast in a chair."
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"Mmm. I'm gonna go paste your heads"
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"back into the family photos."
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"I've got them right here."
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"Dad, I know you're gonna say no, but Mom would say..."
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"Whatever. Knock yourself out."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You may not realize this, Bart,"
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"but your mother and I have been fighting about you a lot lately."
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"And I've realized our marriage is more important"
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"than your future."
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"From now on, you're on your own."
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"Really? Okay."
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"(humming)"
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"Uh, Marge?"
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"but you got something stuck between your..."
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"Oh."
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"(lusty moaning)"
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"with no Bart Simpson, and no Milhouse, for that matter."
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"Nothing on my agenda but to sit here and watch hummingbirds."
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"Sugar water?"
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"Their tiny tongues are like knives."
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"(both laughing)"
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"Big mistake."
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"Attacking me outside school hours and property."
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"Legally, I can spank your bare bottoms."
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"Follow me."
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"You can't hide forever, and I'm a very patient man."
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"I once waited an hour and a half for a haircut."
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"Whoa, what is this place?"
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"Remember that time I was carried off by groundhogs?"
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"(electrical crackling)"
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"I never knew Springfield had a subway."
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"With no Sir Topham Hatt"
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"to tell us what we can and can't do."
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"(both laugh)"
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"(wheels rattling)"
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"(rumbling)"
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Which flavor do I save--"
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"the Radical Red or the Blueberry Blast?"
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"Oh, curse this Squishee's choice."
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"(rumbling stops)"
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