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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Born & Raised (S04E04)

"Honesty is important to voters."
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"13% think I'm crazy-eyed?"
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"What? Why?"
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"Here's my birth certificate."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, this just says "Wamapoke County.""
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"Well, no. This won't do it."
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"See, you staked your reputation on this."
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"So you need to go down"
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"and get the original, long-form certificate."
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"Oh, God. Don't make me go to Eagleton."
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"Eagleton is the land of rich, snobby jerks."
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"There's a whole chapter about it in my book."
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"and how stupid it is."
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"And I'd call it Eagleton: The land of rich, snobby jerks."
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"Hello... and welcome to the Wamapoke County Records Office,"
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"My name is Alexis Pratchett."
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"Take it down a notch, Alexis."
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"I need a copy of my birth certificate."
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"It takes three to eight weeks to receive a birth certificate."
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"Really?"
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"Hi, I'm Chris."
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"I was wondering if you might make an exception for me?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. No."
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"Wow. That usually works."
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"Oh, God. I hate this stupid town"
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"with all its stupid, terrible people."
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"I need that birth certificate."
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"Leslie, wait here."
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"- Andy-- - No."
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"Don't worry. I can do this."
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"Believe in me!"
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"Leslie. Real quick."
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"Uh, spell your last name for me."
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"Let's hear it for the boys Whoo!"
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"Wow. That was as long as it was loud."
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"Take me home, dumpling."
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"It's beddy time."
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"Ah. Hey, Ben."
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"You like Star Trek."
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"Talk about that for a little bit."
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"They're making a sequel..."
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"I'm assuming with the same alternate timeline."
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"But if J.J. Abrams and company"
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"expect us to believe that it's Spock"
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"and just [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]."
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"at the same time. Whoo!"
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"I'm leaving."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"We gotta get her home."
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"Tom, I know your business is failing,"
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"but this just isn't worth it."
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"It's not about the business anymore, man."
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"Sh-she's a disaster."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Whoa."
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"Okay, let's get her on the bed."
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"- Okay. One. - Oh, my God."
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"Let's go, bro."
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"Say what you will about Joan,"
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"but she knows how to decorate a bedroom."
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"- Oh, my God. - Wow."
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"Where the hell am I?"
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"I just wanna see how soft these sheets are. One second."
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"Tom, no. Come on. Let's go."
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"Ah!"
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"Joan, we left you some water and aspirin by the bed!"
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"Got it!"
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"Got it!"
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"Nice!"
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"I also got this dude's briefcase."
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"It was just layin' there."
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"Kind of a panic move."
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"I believed in you, buddy."
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"But you should put that back."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, so. Leslie Barbara Knope,"
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"born January 18th,"
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"to Robert and Marlene Knope,"
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"in Eagleton, Indiana."
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"I'm from Eagleton!"
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"Is it true mom?"
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"Yes, it's true."
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"No!"
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"Pawnee hospital was overrun with raccoons at the time."
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"So we had to go to the next closest hospital."
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"Did you expect me to give birth to you"
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"in an infested, disease-filled room?"
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"Mom, why didn't you tell me?"
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"You try telling that little girl"
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"she's not from Pawnee."
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"I certainly couldn't."
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"So you were technically born in Eagleton."
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"Who cares?"
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"I care."
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"The people of Pawnee care."
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"I wrote on the cover of my book"
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"that I was born in Pawnee."
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"and I called Joan a liar!"
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"I'm the liar."
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"I'm worse than a liar."
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"I'm an..."
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"Eagletonian."
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"Morning."
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"Is Leslie here?"
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"Aw, man. I am so tired."
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"I took a half-shift at the hospital last night."
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"And I had this really weird patient."
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"Weird how?"
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"I probably shouldn't talk about it."
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"Talk."
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"He got his hand stuck in a Pringles can,"
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"and he tried to cut himself out."
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"- Was there a lot of blood? - What kind of blade did he use?"
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"Uh, three-and-a-half-inch?"
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"Serrated? Buckets of blood."
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"He passed out over his arm,"
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"and slumped onto the floor."
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"Very good question, April."
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"Answer her."
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