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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Born & Raised (S04E04)

"and Sweetums Cares,"
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"Welcome to Thoughts for your thoughts"
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"The book:"
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"to be delivered and signed by me."
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"and as a person, and I got carried away."
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"One time, I read all of Siddhartha at a traffic stop."
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"Was my book selected for Joan's book club?"
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"who travels to present-day Cincinnati"
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"in your book."
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"She won't tell me."
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"which there is not,"
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"and re-interview everyone who lives out of town."
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"On it, boss."
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"W-we've met."
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"Let Tom know we haven't found anything."
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"Which, when applied, legally determines"
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"Ooh. Oh, hang on--"
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"I was born in Pawnee."
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"Oh, God. Not the gotcha dancers."
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"get away witcha"
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"Joan gotcha ."
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"You thought I was dead?"
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"Now I can get some real work done."
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"But I'm not going to."
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"I will get my one minute"
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"But I am, first and foremost,"
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"So, what? We're taking her to lunch now?"
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"It's a game of cat and mouse."
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"Our journey begins on page one, the preface."
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"I think I speak on behalf of everyone"
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"- Okay. Well-- - Leslie?"
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"were actually born in Pawnee?"
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"I'm from here!"
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"Santino and I are divorcing."
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"means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist."
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"Yes, that's perfect. Just like that."
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"I really like your haircut."
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"You're stranded on a desert island."
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"What is the one thing that you bring with you?"
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"Yeah. That's the county Pawnee is in."
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"I could write a second book about Eagleton"
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"here in beautiful Eagleton."
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"Ooh, I'm sorry."
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"Bert Macklin is on the case."
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"with the romantic tension with Uhura and not Kirk..."
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"Well, let's just say, the message boards are goin' nuts."
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"I wanna take you both home and [bleep] bend you over"
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"We gotta make sure she gets home safe."
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"What the hell?"
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"Two."
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"Bye!"
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"Was I born in Eagleton?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I went on Pawnee today,"
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"It's one of the grossest things I've ever seen."
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"Well, this guy came in."
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"Did the bone show?"
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"Yeah."
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"Ann was getting a little chummy."
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"I don't really care about them."
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"If I come clean about where I'm from,"
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"You don't have to tell them a damn thing."
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"The only thing the voters need to know about you"
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"is your name."
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"When I was nine years old,"
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"I know Pawnee isn't"
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"but somewhere, in some town,"
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"All the places you mention in the book."
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"So now I'm going to head to the house, say hey to Gayle,"
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"wish my daughter a happy belated birthday..."
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"Support for Pawnee Community Radio"
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"comes from the Wendell G. and Muriel Fathwright Korbleman Foundation,"
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"a nonprofit group that puts umbrella hats on homeless people"
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"when it rains."
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"I'm Derry Murbles filling in for David Parker,"
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"who took off for eight months to study the migration patterns"
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"of our nation's squirrels."
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"We have not seen him since."
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"My guest today is author Leslie Knope."
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"Pawnee: The greatest town in America."
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"I wrote a book."
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"The first historical guide to Pawnee."
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"I wrote it as a reference for myself,"
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"but then, my campaign advisor said"
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"we should make it a big, wide release."
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"So we had people contribute,"
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"and we removed a lot of my poems"
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"and emotional ramblings and pictures of unicorns,"
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"and here it is!"
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"Leslie, could one say that"
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"a book is nothing more than a painting of words,"
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"which are the notes on the tapestry"
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"of the greatest film ever sculpted?"
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"One could say that."
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"But should one?"
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"Join us next week when David Bianculli"
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"will be filling in for Richard Chang-Jefferson,"
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"who will be filling in for me."
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"Leslie, would you like to take us out?"
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"Okay."
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""Please enjoy a song"
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""from the lesbian Afro-Norwegian Funk duo,"
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"Nefertiti's Fjord.""
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"Oh, wow. They are terrible."
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"Oh, yes. Th-they're quite awful."
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"But they are lesbians, so--"
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"Usually, I only read nautical novels"
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"and my own personal manifestos,"
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"but I'm proud to make this exception."
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"Thank you, Ron."
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"I expect all of you to buy additional copies."
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"But I wanted the first one that you owned"
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"God, this goes on for, like, seven pages!"
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"I started thinking about you as a woman,"
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"Okay, mine just says, "Get well soon.""
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"Aren't you sick?"
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"No."
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"Something's off."
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"Leslie, I loved your book."
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"- I read it cover to cover. - Wow."
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