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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Born & Raised (S04E04)

"The bone showed."
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"Everyone in the universe loves a gross medical story."
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"Boom!"
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"I win!"
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"And so when I finally cleaned up the vomit,"
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"I found the toe."
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"I forgot about the toe!"
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"So did we! Crazy, right?"
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"Indeed. Thank you for sharing, Jenny."
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"When people get too chummy with me,"
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"I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know"
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"That's a genius move."
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome, Lester."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I wonder who else was born in Eagleton."
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"Voldemort, probably."
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"Bad news, team."
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"Entertainment 720 was unable to get the sticker"
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"for Leslie's book."
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"The sticker is the least of my problems."
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"then my political career is over."
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"And even that, I go back and forth on."
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"I'm sorry, but I disagree."
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"Leslie, where you were born is a piece of trivia."
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"Where you're from..."
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"That's what makes you who you are."
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"And you are from Pawnee."
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"You're more Pawnee than anyone I know."
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"So I say, tell them the truth,"
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"and trust that they're gonna respect you for it."
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"Damn it, he's right. Well said."
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"Thanks, Ron."
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"You're welcome, Steve."
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"Joan."
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"Thanks so much for havin' Leslie back on the program."
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"Well, thank you for getting me home last night."
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"I wasn't, uh, feeling very well."
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"Because of some bad seafood that I ate."
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"Yes, that's probably what it was."
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"I thought I was telling the truth,"
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"but, sadly, I was born in Eagleton."
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"Wha--?"
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"Well, that is worse than I ever could have hoped for."
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"I learned something, Joan."
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"It's not where you're born."
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"It's where you're from."
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"Sledding on that giant hill"
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"behind Kernston's rubber nipple factory."
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"- You know, "nipple hill". - Of course."
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"- It gets very slippery there. - I know that."
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"- Especially when it's wet. - Yes."
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"And, Jim. Jim Kabernick. I know Jim."
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"Jim and I have gone to school together"
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"since we were, like, three years old."
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"Yes, that's true."
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"Do you remember when you peed your pants in second grade?"
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"Why--why did you bring that up? I said yes."
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"You stuck your underwear in your drawer,"
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"and you got really embarrassed,"
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"and then the teacher came over and pulled them out."
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"And everybody called you "the gerbil" because"
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"you always smelled like soiled wood chips?"
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"Leslie, for God's sake, we're on TV."
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"The point is"
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"you can't choose where you were born."
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"But you can choose where you live."
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"I always have. I always will."
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"And that's why I wrote a book about it."
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"And that's why I'm running for City Council."
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"Look, I'm not crazy."
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"Paris, or London, or Chicago."
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"But it's a great place to live."
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"And work."
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"And serving the goofballs in this town"
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"is an honor and a privilege."
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"And, yes, every town claims its diner's waffles"
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"are the best in the world,"
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"there really are the best waffles in the world."
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"So delicious, and rich, and golden brown"
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"that anyone who tasted them would decide"
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"never to leave that town."
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"Somewhere, those waffles exist."
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"Why can't it be here?"
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"Joan put us in her book club."
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"Although I could do without this."
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"Leslie?"
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"Here's the thing. I've been all over the State."
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"Indianapolis, Bloomington, Lafayette, Muncie, Gary..."
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"And I interviewed"
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"And so far,"
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"there is not one incorrect fact."
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"It was yesterday..."
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"And then I'm gonna head back out"
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"and hit all the towns in the southeast."
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"But is there anything I should know?"
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"Any new info?"
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"No."
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"You're doin' great. Godspeed."
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"- Doin' what I can. - Yep!"
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"Hey, Ron."
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"Gotta go, Donna. Can't talk."
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"He just seemed so happy."
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"that does not exist."
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"And also, in this hand, right here,"
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"Don't make any promises you can't keep."
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"That's broken."
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"That story's awesome!"
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"I'd like to apologize to those that I've misled."
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"I love this town."
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"all the people you mentioned."
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"You're the one that told me"
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"Whatever, I can end this now."
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"I broke my arm."
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"Be incredibly boring."
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"we added pictures,"
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"We wanted her to sign the gotcha wall."
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"to the county records office in Eagleton"
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"This crowd getting very hostile, Ms. Knope."
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"Three."
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