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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Born & Raised (S04E04)

"betcha thought you'd"
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"butcha got caught, didn't ya?"
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"That was despicable!"
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"I am horrified at her tactics."
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"That said, the show was pretty lively."
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"Joan gotcha!"
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"don't it hurtcha?"
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"It's very catchy."
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"Okay, Ben, Tom,"
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"Chris, Andy, we're gonna stay on schedule,"
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"All right. Everybody move!"
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"Move, move, move!"
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"This entire event is under federal jurisdiction."
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"Unless he's in trouble,"
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"there's only one man for the job."
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"Bert Macklin, FBI."
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"So did the president's enemies."
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"Call if you need us."
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"Okay."
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"All right, so we don't have to fact-check anymore."
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"But Leslie wants us to be on ready-alert one"
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"just in case something comes up."
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"You know, I think I'm just gonna hang out here"
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"with you guys, if that's cool."
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"It's not."
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"Great."
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"I could leave. I could."
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"of small talk, damn it."
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"And it will be casual,"
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"and it will be amicable!"
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"Did Leslie leave?"
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"Joanie."
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"Come on, now. What was that?"
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"I thought we were gonna get that sticker."
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"Sorry, Tom."
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"a journalist."
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"Let us take you to lunch."
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"Okay? We'll talk about the book."
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"And... Whatever else may come up."
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"Let me go change into something more tantalizing."
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"All right?"
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"Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker."
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""businesses" need "clients" to get "money.""
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"I was the first one to tell you that?"
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"Don't worry. This is in the bag."
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"Joan's a married woman."
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"She wants what she can't have."
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"Oh, boy. Yes?"
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"in the entire world when I say..."
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"We need to know the truth about where you were born."
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"Let me handle this."
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"Does it really matter?"
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"I mean, how many of you"
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"Sure enough."
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"No matter what you heard, ma'am,"
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"the truth is, I was born here."
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"If you were so born here,"
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"then where's your birth certificate?"
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"Well, I don't carry my birth certificate around"
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"- with me-- - Why?"
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"You should go back where you came from."
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"I am back from where I came from!"
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"That sentence was confusing!"
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"You might as well be from China! Tell us!"
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"- That's ridiculous! - Is it?"
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"I'm gonna get you outta here."
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"- Oh, my God. - Back off!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Thank you. Go, go, go!"
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"When I was 18,"
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"Val Kilmer saw me at a mall"
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"and told me I should model."
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"That never happened."
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"So, Joan, how is married life treating you?"
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"Your husband still know he's the luckiest man in the world?"
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"Oh."
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"It's actually quite liberating."
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"I'm a woman with a strong sexual appetite."
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"I'm like a caged peacock,"
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"yearning for the wind on her haunches."
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"That's a powerful metaphor."
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"Maybe we can get that book club sticker in order,"
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"and we can work on unlockin' that peacock cage."
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"Things have changed, Tom."
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"I'll have another drink,"
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"and so will this adorable hunk of caramel to my right."
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"Drink up, Tom."
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"I'm gonna go powder my nose..."
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"Amongst other things."
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"If you know what I mean."
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"Crap."
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"Is she gonna powder her vagina?"
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"- You gotta help me, man. - Why?"
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"Seems to be going the usual amount of gross."
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"No, this is way different."
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"She's not married anymore."
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"She had, like, five bottles of alcohol,"
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"she's callin' me "caramel.""
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"You've gotta throw some cold water on this situation."
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"Start talkin' about nerd stuff."
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"You know, nerd culture is mainstream now."
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"So when you use the word"
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""nerd" derogatorily,"
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"Well, I've made a little progress."
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"I'm up to four seconds with April."
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"Hey, April."
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"I was looking to get some new music,"
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"and I was wondering if you could recommend anything."
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"The Internet."
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"- W-w-where'd you get it? - Prison."
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"How's your sister doin'?"
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"She has the shingles."
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"Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City?"
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"Alf."
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"And... Nine seconds with Ron."
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"Silence."
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"We did a flash poll."
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"68% of Pawneeans now believe you're lying"
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"about where you were born."
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