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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Born & Raised (S04E04)

"I just gave it to you an hour ago."
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"I'm a speed reader."
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"I can read over 3,000 words a minute"
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"with total comprehension."
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"Pawnee's most notorious businessman in the building."
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"I brought some Entertainment 720 pillowcases"
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"for your pillow."
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""Never stop dreaming." Tom Haverford."
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""I never do." Chris Traeger."
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"Respect. Game recognize game."
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"Tom, I have Pawnee Today in an hour."
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"Joan Callamezzo has a book club?"
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"Joan Callamezzo started"
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"a book club four years ago."
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"And now she is the literary tastemaker in the town."
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"The Time Traveler's Optometrist,"
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"by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster."
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"A heartwarming story about a caveman eye doctor"
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"and can see everything but love."
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"Unreadable."
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"Then Joan slaps her sticker on it,"
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"best seller, four years in a row."
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"You told me you could get me that sticker."
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"- Did you get it? - I'm trying, Leslie."
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"But Joan got an anonymous tip"
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"that there's a factual inaccuracy"
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"That's impossible."
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"I checked every detail with the historical society."
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"Did she say what it was?"
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"I think she wants one of her big "gotcha" moments."
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"Well, she's not gonna getch me."
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"I found no inaccuracies."
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"Joan Callamezzo claims there is a mistake in my book,"
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"and so now, she's tryin' to get me"
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"on a tiny technicality."
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"So just in case there is a mistake,"
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"which there is not,"
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"I need all of you fact-checking"
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"every single detail."
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"Jerry, I need you to hit the road"
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"The rest of you, call me"
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"as soon as you find the mistake"
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"Do you think there's actually a mistake in here?"
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"I doubt it."
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"If there's one thing Leslie's not,"
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"it's sloppy."
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"She's also not brief."
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"This is gonna take forever."
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"It's just us, I hope."
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"I wish."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Ready to do some fact-checkin'?"
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"Here we go. Helping Leslie."
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"Okey-doke."
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"Hi. Joan Callamezzo."
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"Oh, yeah. Hi. Ben Wyatt."
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"I don't think so."
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"Yeah, I was on your show."
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"Nope."
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"I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl"
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"without bein' disrespectful"
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"Getting the book"
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"into Joan's book club will really help Leslie."
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"But it'll also help my company, Entertainment 720."
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"At the risk of bragging,"
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"one of the things I'm best at"
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"is riding coattails."
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"Behind every successful man..."
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"Is me, smiling and taking partial credit."
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"Now, about Leslie's book."
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"Am I gonna be happy?"
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"We'll see, won't we? Ooh!"
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"Wow, you guys are really cute together."
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"Ben, I'm cute together with everybody."
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"Anyone find any mistakes?"
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"Yeah, actually."
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"In here, it says that Pawnee is great."
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"But in reality, it's terrible."
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"Hey, I'm thinking about getting a new phone."
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"Do you guys like your phones?"
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"I've never used a phone in my life."
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"What about you, Ron? Do you like your phone?"
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"Here's my goal."
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"I'm gonna get these two people"
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"that I've known for a long time"
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"to talk to me for five minutes."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"One minute."
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"One minute would be amazing."
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"So, Leslie."
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"Yes, I was born and raised here, Joan."
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"And I love the town so much,"
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"I literally wrote the book on it."
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"I have it right here."
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"I have a sticker."
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"the newest selection of Joan's book club."
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"Uh...Oh...Whoa!"
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"Where-- over here?"
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"Back here?"
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"- Where is it now? - Come on, stick it."
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"Stick the sticker. Stick the st--"
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"No, no, no. Not so fast."
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"We received a tip that you,"
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"Leslie "born and raised" Knope,"
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"were not born in Pawnee."
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"What?"
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"Gotcha!"
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"And because you lied about it,"
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"we cannot make this a book club selection."
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"I'd stake my reputation on it."
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"I have to tell you,"
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"this feels like gotcha journalism."
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"In what way?"
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"That way. You put "gotcha" on my face."
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"After the break:"
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"Where was Leslie Knope actually born?"
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"Pawnee!"
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"We will pull out the world map"
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"and speculate wildly."
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"Joan gotcha"
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