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Clips from The Office - Andy's Ancestry (S09E09)

"Your family's rich."
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"I have to believe that a big part"
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"with being successful in America, Oscar."
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"I'm not gonna apologize for my family's wealth."
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"That wealth could one day benefit society,"
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"as earned income."
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"[Cell phone ringing Dixie]"
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"Hey, mom. How are you?"
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"a plantation in the South?"
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"Follow-up question, did any Bernards"
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"ever make money in an unsavory way?"
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"why didn't you used to say that?"
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"Stop talking. Stop talking."
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"That's-- no. I don't want to know that."
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"Okay, you're interrupting a meeting."
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"Love you. Bye."
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"Well, turns out the Bernards of yore did not own slaves."
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"We merely transported them."
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"Which, at worst, makes us amoral middlemen."
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"I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it"
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"sound like I had a sore difficult childhood"
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"- You gonna po' mouth. - Exactly."
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"Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes"
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"Or, I could just go all the way"
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"and say I grew up in an apartment."
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"That could work."
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"You know, Darryl, this is"
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"textbook assistant regional manager stuff here,"
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"I'm coming up with all the ideas here."
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"Okay."
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"I'm done."
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"I gotta get out of here."
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"Yeah."
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"Not the easiest day to be Assistant Regional Manager."
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"Seems like the better title I have,"
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"Aw, come on, it can always get better, right?"
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"Hmm. Yeah, right."
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"No, I'm serious."
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"There's always something better."
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"if I said that there was another job"
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"that you and I could both have."
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"does that sound like something you'd be into?"
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"That sounds awesome."
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"Okay, but wait. What if I told you"
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"that it was in Philly?"
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"- So you'd have to-- - I love Philly."
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"- It's not even a thought-- - Not even a thought."
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"Exactly."
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"What? Wait, wait, wait."
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"Oh, it's happening."
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"- for right now, all right? - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"For sure, for sure, for sure."
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"Man. And Pam's into it?"
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"but I think that she's--"
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"I think she understands..."
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"- Aw, come on, man. - ...what this is."
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"Come on. This is real."
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"It's not real"
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"until your wife is on board."
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"That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?"
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"Yeah. It's really ugly."
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"I'm thinking,"
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"a mural."
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"You mean me?"
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"Yes, you."
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"It's going to be my next special project."
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"Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist"
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"Oh, my God, I love it!"
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"this is brilliant!"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Anything you have to say to her,"
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"What? No, I-- I got this."
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"[Giggling] Okay."
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"It is not your fault."
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"You know what this is all about?"
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"You too, huh?"
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"Go on, spill it."
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"Tell her all the gory details, you snake."
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"He deserves this."
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"And he said I could get in on it too."
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"Oh, Pam, no."
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"Oh, I can't bear to watch this."
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"I still can't believe he didn't tell me."
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"Dothras chek!"
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"[Giggles]"
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"I like that guy."
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"You don't work here! You're not Jim!"
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"This is Jim!"
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"Since Andy promoted me to Assistant Regional Manager,"
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"Whoa. That person has really"
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"If you're a chain-smoking acrobat."
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"Hmm?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine."
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"[Giggling]"
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"is to be his cheerleaders."
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"There he is!"
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"who also has a killer singing voice"
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"Tracee Ellis Ross."
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"I'm related to Michelle Obama."
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"I mean, it's distant, but--"
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"You think that Andy's family owned slaves?"
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"[Laughing] Yeah."
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"What?"
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"Sure."
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"having white relatives, and I just knew"
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"So he's not related to Michelle Obama?"
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"What's going on here?"
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"slave owners."
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"Word dat."
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"- Ador! - Daras."
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"Yeah-- turn signal."
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"there you go. Yeah."
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"[Tires screeching]"
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"I'm trying to downplay the whole bossy-boss thing today."
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"Yeah. You don't have to ask me--"
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"Very funny."
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"I liked the original song on my ringtone."
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"My ex behaved like Nixon."
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"All of the lying, none of the sexual charisma."
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"I just made a joke then."
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