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Clips from The Office - Andy's Ancestry (S09E09)

"Richard Nixon."
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"than I actually had."
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"Help me po' mouth, Darryl."
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"What if I said that my dad beat me,"
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"What kind of job?"
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"Uh-- I-- Nellie,"
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Fonas chek!"
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"Win over any man in my guild."
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"If you log 'em all at once, you save a lot of time."
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"Andy, you gotta check this out. He just--"
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"Darryl, guess which talented individual"
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"The difference is, Andy, that you're the only one here"
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"still benefitting from the terrible things"
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"Good, and--"
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"All right."
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"We gotta have a talk about it,"
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"Oh, no."
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"So we don't have to talk about it."
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"Usually when I'm there."
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"I--"
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"Just because my ancestors happened to be--"
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"to talk about productivity suggestions--"
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"Like, hypothetically,"
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"if capital gains are ever taxed at the same rate"
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"Mm--"
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"Darryl said, "cool, man.""
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"What about Jim Halpert? Uh-oh."
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"[Tapping on desk]"
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"Please enter your password."
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"[Sighs]"
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"thanks to "Demandy.""
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"It's just that I am taking my driver's license test"
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"I'm related to Michelle Obama."
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"is about to go through the roof."
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"Pam,"
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"Why, is it employees' day or something?"
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"that I come from slave owners?"
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"Your connection to Michelle Obama"
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"Yeah, things get so busy with the kids--"
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"I'm learning how to speak Dothraki."
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"Maybe. Probably not."
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"and now you can major in it."
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"into how we might produce child-proof paper"
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"Ooh, spreadsheets. Yum, yum."
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"We could say someone is related to, um,"
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"[Thuds]"
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"of the Bernard fortune was earned on the backs of slaves."
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"We should hook him up with Meredith."
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"What? No, no, no."
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"Who am I?"
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"We've been working together for 12 years."
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"No! No, no."
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"It has a lot of nudity."
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"Fine, fine, fine."
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"[Mouthing silently] Wow."
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"Not sure if the buzz has reached the annex yet, but, uh,"
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"I still need weekly status reports from most of you."
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"Hey, has anyone turned in their status reports up here?"
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"Did any Bernards ever own"
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"I have to go."
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"Really."
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"Yo, D-Dog. I need your help."
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"and I just left out the croquet of it all?"
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"I'm going for a walk."
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"So what, is this happening?"
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"[Quietly] Okay. This is his fault."
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"[Whispering] Yeah."
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"It's almost unbelievable."
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