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Clips from The Office - Andy's Ancestry (S09E09)

"so I might as well get good at it."
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"[Tires squealing] Whoo!"
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"I'm just saying, what does it imply in this country"
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"when a white person shares an ancestor with a black person?"
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"Well, somebody owned somebody."
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"Foth aggendi."
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"He-she-it throat-rips."
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"Foth aggenda."
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"More of a barbaric growl."
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"Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?"
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"Well, do you know how Andy has been"
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"Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online,"
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"I remembered that news story about Michelle Obama"
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"he would eat that up."
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"And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun."
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"[Whispering] Pam!"
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"I don't really see what it could possibly be."
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"Get over it."
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"So can we get back to work, please?"
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"Andy-- [Mimics whip-cracking]"
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"Andy, no!"
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"has certain negative connotations."
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"Most likely, your family were..."
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"Whoa. That person has really"
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"when you get a chance. Got a quick question for you."
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"Uh, no big deal, just about America's national shame."
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"Thanks, bye."
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"Where were we?"
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"Uh-- yes, okay."
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"Your... productivity thing."
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"I included some time-saving ideas."
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"Look, I'm not gonna lie to you."
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"I'm a teensy bit distracted right now."
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"Look, Andy, even if your ancestors"
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"did own slaves, it wouldn't be your fault."
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"Qazer!"
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"Daras."
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"Hey, Erin."
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"Oh-- okay."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, still, it must be great to have something else going on"
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"outside of work."
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"those are the wipers."
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"red light, red light, red, red--"
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"That is brilliant, Pam."
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"I'd love to see some of your work."
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"uh, here is..."
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"the mural I did for Angela's baby."
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"That is amazing, Pam."
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"Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo."
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"Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed."
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"Vos."
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"So no?"
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"Do you think maybe you could remind people?"
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"Because of your slaves."
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"Color you impressed?"
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"from HBO's Game of Thrones?"
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"I have a lot going on today,"
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"but this was a great nerd-out."
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"a fake language."
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"Hey, boss. I am so thirsty,"
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"Very funny. I get it."
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"[Cell phone ringtone playing Dixie]"
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"Very funny, Kevin changed my ringtone."
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"Which, you may remember,"
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"was Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes by Paul Simon,"
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"featuring,"
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"Ladysmith African-American Mombazo."
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"Good. Very good. [Cell phone beeping]"
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"Oh-- no."
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"Here, it's, uh, a text from Andy."
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""New special proj. Need fam. Tree for evbody."
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""Really dig up dirt. ASAP.""
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"And then in parentheses"
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"Mm."
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"Ugh, looks like it's pretendy time again."
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"Write back,"
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""looking for dirt.""
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"Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding."
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"Oh-- gee, I'm--"
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"No, I'm just practicing my lying."
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"- I love it. - Brilliant."
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"What should we say about Jim?"
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"It's an inside joke."
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"He looks really Nixony when he wakes up."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's just, um--"
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"I actually do have this weird feeling"
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"Ugh, an affair."
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"It is always an affair."
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"Jim? No."
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"[Sighing] How can you be sure?"
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"Because he just loves me too much."
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"You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?"
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"I have done a little genealogy research of my own."
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"Turns out I'm not the only one with a few skeletons"
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"was responsible for spreading cholera to the United States."
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"Kevin is related to both John Wayne Gacy"
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"and John Wayne Bobbitt."
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"No. Not that I see here."
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"Wayne Johnson? The Rock?"
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"Turns out, distant relative of the reviled"
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"Pam always says I look like Nixon."
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"That's crazy, right?"
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"I mean, there's nothing there."
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"Oh, no."
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"Dwight's grandfather--"
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"Was a member of the Bund,"
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"which is not technically the same thing"
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"as the Nazi party."
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"Oh."
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"I was joking about that whole Bund thing."
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"Oh-ho, the look on your faces."
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"And Meredith is a blood relative"
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"of Lizzie Borden."
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"Stop it! Stop it, you're frightening me."
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"just to talk junk about our families?"
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"Yeah, that-- you're being really mean."
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"done horrible things in the past."
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"your ancestors did."
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