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Clips from The Office - Andy's Ancestry (S09E09)

"[Quietly] I just asked you--"
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"Okay, stop, stop."
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"Or is that too crazy?"
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"and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting."
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"Good..."
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"You doing all right, man?"
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"It's not just today, it's every day."
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"the stupider my job gets."
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"Like what?"
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"Something cool, like sports marketing, or--"
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"- Hell yeah. - Right?"
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"Right?"
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"It's not even that far away, I could still commute-- exactly."
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"Let's just keep it between you and me"
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"I thought you had something real."
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"So what did you want to show me?"
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"Needs something, doesn't it?"
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"You are so talented."
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"to paint the warehouse wall."
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"you can say to me."
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"She never loved you."
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"I am gonna find you someone better, and rich."
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"And Filipino."
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"But we'll break that to her later."
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"Hey."
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"I don't know what I was so worried about."
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"I have the best wife in the world."
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"I was helping Nellie drive--"
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"Do not care."
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"Hmm--"
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"Good morning, Dwight."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm Jim."
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"Weird joke, Dwight."
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"Jim's not Asian."
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"You seriously never noticed?"
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"Uh, why don't you tell me about that sale"
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"that you made yesterday?"
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"Uh, Wellington Systems?"
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"Or were you talking about Krieger-Murphy?"
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"but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger"
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"How did you know?"
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"That is sensitive information."
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"Only for employees, not outsiders!"
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"Jim, I got us that dinner reservation."
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"- Grico's, 7:30. - Oh, great."
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"Can't wait."
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"Jim's at the dentist this morning,"
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"I don't know who you are,"
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"Oh, my--"
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"oh, d-- oh, how did--"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Hey, study buddies!"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Getting things done. Awesome!"
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"It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient."
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"Life hacking, baby."
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"This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower."
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"Damn it."
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"I've been trying to step my game up."
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"In fact, you know what?"
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"gotten him-- or herself-- into quite a predicament."
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"S'il vous plait..."
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"Dites-moi..."
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"[Nonsensical mispronounced French]"
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"It's a great language."
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"You want to learn a really impressive second language?"
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"Dothraki is the native tongue of the nomadic,"
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"war-mongering horse lords of Essos, as featured"
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"in the superb Home Box Office series Game of Thrones."
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"Which I fast-forward through to get to the chopped-off heads."
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"I could teach you if you want, it's a lot easier than French."
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"- Athdavrazar! - Oh--"
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"Oh-- oh, yeah."
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"I mean, I d-- I just don't want to burden you"
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"Great."
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"with an experienced driver in the car."
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"I just want to hit the open road"
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"and drive, man. But..."
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"in whose car?"
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"Nellie, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime."
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"You are my savior."
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"[Giggling]"
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"I'm sorry I'm leaving you alone for lunch."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I have a thing."
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"A thing of soup."
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"that doesn't give you paper cuts."
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"Executive-summary me. Hit the highlights."
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"you are a distant blood relative"
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"of Michelle Obama."
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"- As in-- - Wife of Barack,"
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"loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children."
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"This is super-flattering."
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"She's the most popular person in America."
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"This is a big day for both of us."
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"And now I have to see the First Lady at holidays?"
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"She's gonna be like,"
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""what's your stance on politics?""
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"Or, "what is the best war to do?""
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"And I will just be like,"
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""duh--""
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"We gotta get rid of all this junk food."
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"Get fit, America!"
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"Andy really appreciates enthusiasm."
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"It's starting to have this reverse effect, though,"
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"where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome."
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"Yeah, me too. It's weird."
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"Just clap through it, man."
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"You're logging sales at ten different times."
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"This is really good, Darryl."
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"[Shushing syllables]"
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"Right now I need canned tuna, okay?"
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"Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross."
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"It's me! [Chuckling]"
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"[Chuckles] That's cool, man."
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"You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over"
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"and just take ten minutes to eat."
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"Mm-- the thing is, Pam,"
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"I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving,"
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