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Clips from 30 Rock - The Collection (S02E02)

"Come here, you."
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"You smell like Enorme and brass polish."
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"You were at a strip club."
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"Tracy Jordan, you are in for a world of hurt."
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"I trusted you."
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"You wear glasses."
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"Your access to Tracy Jordan is cut off."
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"Thank you for being my secretary!"
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"Normally, I would tell Tracy our sketch ideas."
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"Okay."
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"In the opening sketch this week, Tracy is a bank robber..."
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"I don't want to perpetuate any black stereotypes."
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"Okay, well, in this one,"
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"Tracy plays a gentleman who wears flamboyant clothes"
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"and lives uptown."
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"He's also playing Barack Obama."
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"No. We support Kucinich."
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"I'm sorry I lied, but you got to give me another chance."
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"Excuse me."
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"Did you just try to control my body with your white hand?"
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"I can't deal with you."
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"I want new writers for Tracy, or he doesn't do the show."
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"The year... 1861."
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"The place?"
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"And that's what made my Mom's friend Ron move in."
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"Coming in for a landing."
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"Uh-oh. There's turbulence."
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"And now an Indian guy got up to use the bathroom,"
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"Thank you for taking care of this for me."
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"No problem, Mr. Donaghy."
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"No more secrets. Nothing standing in my way now."
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"I can't destroy them."
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"I'll give them to someone. A fellow ceramiphile."
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"You're like John Kerry with his windsurfing."
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"I warned him, too."
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"Terrible. She hates me. She's hijacking the show."
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"You want a scary black lady to be nice to you,"
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"Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?"
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"Usually, but now you got me thinking about it."
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"There it is."
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"because they feel bad about themselves."
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"Yeah, so be mean to her."
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"Women with low self-esteem take refuge in either food or sex."
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"Not me, of course."
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"Who picked out your outfit? Stevie Wonder?"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"So you got to be mean, Kenneth."
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"and then say, "Smooth move, ex-lax.""
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"That's what my mom's friend Ron would do."
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"Oh, brother."
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"All right, Jenna really wants this, huh?"
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"Her career depends on it. Please help."
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"Oh, I got one."
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"A Mr. Gary Heingarten?"
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"These things expand and contract."
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"They're alive, Jonathan."
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"What's with the cookie jar?"
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"Really? Is that some sort of unresolved childhood thing?"
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"'cause she never felt we deserved any cookies."
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"But that cookie jar says "Mom" on it."
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"Uh, I don't think so."
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"I've always viewed it as an upside-down "Wow.""
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"But it doesn't matter now because I have to, um..."
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"...get rid of them all."
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"Because the guy with the weird hobby"
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"Lemon, what is going on on your stage right now?"
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"Oh. This is what I came to talk to you about."
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"Tracy's wife is out of control."
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"Did you tell her you like her fingernails?"
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"It's meaningless, but it might calm her down."
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"You're beginning to think like a businessman. A businesswoman."
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"I don't think that's a word."
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"Unfortunately, what you've gotten yourself into"
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"So what do I do about Angie?"
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"I think you're gonna have to fight her."
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"What? Yeah."
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"You throw her out, she'll probably punch you in the face."
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"so you have to work her clockwise."
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"You've already thought about fighting her?"
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"Every time I meet a person, I figure how I'm gonna fight them."
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"You have a gimpy left knee, right?"
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"I'm not gonna fight anybody."
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"I'm gonna give her the title, and she'll back off."
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"and it's gonna hurt like hell."
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"You want to lean in to take away their momentum."
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"Hands up. Come on."
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"I don't want to. Lean in. Come on."
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"Oh, God. Stop it!"
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"Hello, Jenna."
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"just like you fail at everything in your life?"
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"What? You quitter."
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"You gonna quit this like you quit fashion school?"
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"on your relationship with David Blaine?"
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"He's the one who drove the wedge..."
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"with his magic."
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"Also, you've got so many daddy issues,"
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"the only thing keeping you from being a stripper"
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"Kenneth."
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"That's very hurtful."
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"You lied about your brother drowning"
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"so people would come to your one-woman show."
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"Kenneth, I've never heard you talk this way."
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"Yes."
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"Angie, I know you and I got off on the wrong foot here,"
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"that I appreciate your contribution to the show,"
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"You think you're gonna buy me off so I'll play nice?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Get your stuff and get out. Don't make me say it again."
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"No, Liz Lemon, don't do it."
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"I am the immature one."
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"you're forcing me to act like an adult."
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"And even worse,"
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"you're making me stop two ladies from going at it."
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"'Cause I'm putting my foot down."
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"You're putting your foot down with me?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"You're controlling,"
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"you're manipulative, you're loud..."
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"Hey, let me get this shirt off."
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"Okay, so, just to be clear,"
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